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Being in an elevator has its ups and downs... HAHAHAHHAHAAHA!

Ha. Ha.

Dark, you're one hilarious mofo.

I like elevators. Nice place to have you-know-what.

I actually had a phobia of elevators and being in them from like 4th to 6th grade... I had a dream that I was being chased by terrorists, so I went into this elevator to escape. Then as it was going very high up, it stopped working and I died in it, because it fell and hit the ground/exploded.

wow....

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dark, you're one hilarious mofo.

I like elevators. Nice place to have you-know-what.

Yeah, if you can make love in less than 2 minutes...minute man.

It might seem exciting at the time, but it would be uncomfortable, especially for the lady.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Yeah, if you can make love in less than 2 minutes...minute man.

It might seem exciting at the time, but it would be uncomfortable, especially for the lady.

I wouldn't know, dude.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I wouldn't know, dude.

Then why did you say...?



If you've never done it, then you just made yourself look like a fool.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Being in an elevator has its ups and downs... HAHAHAHHAHAAHA! clapping

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Then why did you say...?





Well, I just figured because the soft-porn that I watch always show an elevator as the setting.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Well, I just figured because the soft-porn that I watch always show an elevator as the setting.

Yes, elevator rides that last 15-20 minutes at a time. Forgive me if I've never seen a building so tall as to accomidate such a long elevator ride or even an elevator that obviously moves that slow.

Sure you can come back and say that the elevator broke down, but how many times do you think that happens in the real world? Not much. For the most part you'd get stuck in there with another guy or an old couple or someone with a stroller. The chances of a random encounter or you and a loved one stuck together are pretty much nil.

I guess you can't argue with statistics.

Looks like fun though.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I guess you can't argue with statistics.

Looks like fun though.

Good luck trying to find an adventurous enough woman willing to take a 20 minute long (I would hope you'd need at least that much time ) elevator ride lying on her back on the hard elevator floor.

It's hard enough for me to find a woman in general.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Being in an elevator has its ups and downs... HAHAHAHHAHAAHA!

That joke is so last year!JM