I want a new boyfriend!!!
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The Omega
I've got to thinking lately - being single again after 8 years of marriage.
One thing is about age-gaps between two people. How big should it be? Does it matter? My friends span in age from 22 to 58, and they all contribute with something when I see them.
What IS love?? I think I've kinda forgotten in the long battle of ending a totally unsatisfying relationship after so many years. Is it that sudden happiness in the heart when you hear his name? Or is that just a crush? Is it chatting for hours by sms? Can you be in love with two people at the same time??
Sex... Well, a funky game for adults, I know. But how important is that in a relationship?
And for the guys/gents/men around here: How do you tell a guy these days that you're interested, without saying... well... "I am interested?".
(Steps back, takes a seat and waits for feedback)
botankus
Running your fingers through his hair usually says you're interested. If you have to do it by "accident," so be it.
If you just got a divorce after 8 years of marriage, are you sure you're ready for a new boyfriend? How long ago was the divorce?
You say you have a wide range of age gaps - make sure the new boyfriend is at least 25. That's usually the age when you can be sure he has even a slightest clue about what a serious relationship is.
manjaro
pay him all sorts of unnecessary compliments but not in a corny kind of way tho, cuz you dont wanna be all touchy feely off the jump and have some guy think you're easy and desperate(even tho thats a plus for me)
Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
Running your fingers through his hair usually says you're interested. If you have to do it by "accident," so be it.
If you just got a divorce after 8 years of marriage, are you sure you're ready for a new boyfriend? How long ago was the divorce?
You say you have a wide range of age gaps - make sure the new boyfriend is at least 25. That's usually the age when you can be sure he has even a slightest clue about what a serious relationship is.
Just how can you run your fingers through someones hair by "accident"....hmm...maybe that's why it says that......
Now for the love thing...I don't really think i ever was in love...I am rather young though......well 19 some people say they have been in love by then...but who knows.....
22-58 that'S a rather broad range......and errr why such strange numbers?......I mean 20-60...or 25-55?.....
botankus
Originally posted by Bardock42
22-58 that'S a rather broad range......and errr why such strange numbers?......I mean 20-60...or 25-55?.....
I think she's just stating a fact that she has a friend that's 22 and one that's 58 and everyone else falls in-between that range.
You never know, with today's pharmaceutical products, those 60 year olds might be more than you can handle!
The Omega
Botakus> The separation was finalised in January, and we've been apart for a year now.
I know what you mean, "Am I ready?" VERY good question, how does one know if one is ready?
25? I'll be sure to ask next time I run into a guy
Bardock> My friends are between the ages of 22 and 58. Meaning the youngest friend I have is 22, and the oldest 58. They're not all men, though. I'm just comfortable around all sorts of people, but was wondering if an age-gap of, say, 9 years or, hm, 7 years, is too much...
Symmetrical?
(Scribbles: Run fingers through hair. Check.. Hey, what if he took it all off?? Make unnessary compliments. Check.)
debbiejo
Originally posted by The Omega
I've got to thinking lately - being single again after 8 years of marriage.
One thing is about age-gaps between two people. How big should it be? Does it matter? My friends span in age from 22 to 58, and they all contribute with something when I see them.
What IS love?? I think I've kinda forgotten in the long battle of ending a totally unsatisfying relationship after so many years. Is it that sudden happiness in the heart when you hear his name? Or is that just a crush? Is it chatting for hours by sms? Can you be in love with two people at the same time??
Sex... Well, a funky game for adults, I know. But how important is that in a relationship?
And for the guys/gents/men around here: How do you tell a guy these days that you're interested, without saying... well... "I am interested?".
(Steps back, takes a seat and waits for feedback)
I don't think it's age so much as it is personality.....personality is a BIG plus...also open mindedness....even if you're different, if you have an open mind and so does he then things can work out...anyway you shouldn't try to change anyone from what they are...cause if you do...then that's selfish love...not true love...love isn't conditional..
Sex...has to be good....or someone needs to take a class or something..
I also think you can be in love many times....maybe even at the same time....it's been known to happen..
Bardock42
Well like 2 up...and 2....ahhh never mind.....
Hmm if you talk aboot boy/girlfriends I don't think 9 years are a problem...depends of course on the maturity of either member of the couple.....it's different from case to case but I don't think it'S a problem in general....
shaber
This weird agony aunt in some women's magazine once prescribed a maximum age difference limit of ten years. Age differences are certain to be less important in later life, my father is eight years older than my mother and it is little difference for two of their advanced years.
A boy at school once told me that I made him wake up sweating in the middle of the night!

For more interesting material I would recommend that members read a standard book on body language, there's alot of gestures women are entitled to make towards men.
botankus
You know you're ready if you don't feel guilty on his behalf as you embark on a venture to a new relationship.
I'm talking 0% guilt and very little thought about him.
And if you think of Bardock at all, you are DEFINATELY not ready.
lil bitchiness
Originally posted by The Omega
I've got to thinking lately - being single again after 8 years of marriage.
One thing is about age-gaps between two people. How big should it be? Does it matter? My friends span in age from 22 to 58, and they all contribute with something when I see them.
What IS love?? I think I've kinda forgotten in the long battle of ending a totally unsatisfying relationship after so many years. Is it that sudden happiness in the heart when you hear his name? Or is that just a crush? Is it chatting for hours by sms? Can you be in love with two people at the same time??
Sex... Well, a funky game for adults, I know. But how important is that in a relationship?
And for the guys/gents/men around here: How do you tell a guy these days that you're interested, without saying... well... "I am interested?".
(Steps back, takes a seat and waits for feedback)
First off, good to see you on the forums again. Hope you are well and your relationship brake up brought you content you needed.
I think the age differance is relative. I, while like older men, cannot have a relationship with one. This moslty is due to the fact that after certain age, myself and him wont share similar intersts and/or want to do similar stuff. If hes way older then me, than most of the things i want to do, he has been and done them and it will not excite him or interest him to the extent it will me.
But this is only from personal point of view - its very subjective.
I don't really know what love is. I guess realisation that someone other than yourself is ''real''. The ultimate selflesness towards another person...I dont know, those are only my speculations.
I do believe sex plays a large role in a relationship. I think it should be a part in order for a relationship to be healthy.
Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
You know you're ready if you don't feel guilty on his behalf as you embark on a venture to a new relationship.
I'm talking 0% guilt and very little thought about him.
And if you think of Bardock at all, you are DEFINATELY not ready.
Hey I find that rather offensive...it is true but still...you don't say that kind of stuff ...it hurts
botankus
Well, she did PM me and say she couldn't get you out of her head...
Pandemoniac
Hmm, not that I am the expert on this.. but an age-gap like 7 years seems peanuts to me, in case both of you are over 20.
Drawing a male's attention, that is a bit more difficult. As you know better then me, men can see signals differenlty then women intend them.
The hair stroking is a very intimate sign, use it only when your sure about your feelings.
Excessive compliments will only add to a man's self assurance, and will make him desire more from you then you are maybe willing to give at the moment.
I suggest you have a couple of relaxed cups of coffee with the guy you like, somewhere in the sun. Start a conversation about cooking and wait for him to invite you over for dinner. Agree if he does that, and in that case, tell him you have had a tough week at work and just wait what he will do for you to make you feel more relaxed and comfortable.
At the end of the date you will have a fairly good idea 'bout what sort of a guy he could be
The Omega
Debbiejo> Not try to change someone... Hm, that's a wise statement. I suppose that means asking oneself if I'm in love with the person in question or an IMAGE I have of him... HM! Good point. Very good point.
Bardock> I'm just pulling your leg...
Shaber> Gestures? Ehrm... I'm certain it isn't "that" infamous handgesture there...
10 years. Yes, ok, both gentlemen fall within that age-limit.
Botankus> No, no guilt whatsoever. I went through hell and high water for him - to no avail. So that is that. Period.
Lil Bitchiness> That the other person is "real"? Hm, what a strange and poetic way of putting it. But it does make some sense I think.
Yes, the sex-thing is as important as I thought.
Pandemoniac> I think none of us are experts. I, at least, am not, not at all. That's why I ask...
(Goes back to sit and contemplate... )
debbiejo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hey I find that rather offensive...it is true but still...you don't say that kind of stuff ...it hurts

Yeah...he has that effect on people...
Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
Well, she did PM me and say she couldn't get you out of her head...
Yes I have that effect on people...they usually think aboot how to kill me....some just can't get my stupidity out of their head......but at least the remember me ...
Goshdarnit...I can not spell .......
Yes...I am used to it...botankus "pulls my leg" whenever he sees me post ....
Linkalicious
Poor Omega...
Gorgeous, smart, and a hell of a conversationalist.....and you're looking for advice?
Want advice? Don't take advice from other people. Make up your own decisions, decide your own actions...the RIGHT guy will fall in love with you for who you are, not who you try to be.
As someone said before, you don't look for love, love finds you.
debbiejo
That's the best advise....DON'T GO LOOKIN....it'll fall in your lap.
Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
That's the best advise....DON'T GO LOOKIN....it'll fall in your lap.
What kind of a stupid advise is that.......I guess you can't force this "love" but if you don't look for it chances are you might just miss it......
debbiejo
Originally posted by Bardock42
What kind of a stupid advise is that.......I guess you can't force this "love" but if you don't look for it chances are you might just miss it......
See that's your problem....it's not gonna fall in your lap when you go around calling people stupid all the time....
What I mean....and I know this to be true....is if your out hunting for it you usually don't find it....I didn't say just close your eyes and keep the blinders on....now that wouldn't be very smart would it.
It's true what they say...IT'S WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT...
PVS
ask for advice and all you will recieve is pointless tired rhetoric.
*see previous posts*
love is the most irrational thing known to mankind, so no point in asking.
just hope you turn out to be one of the lucky ones...thats all you can do.
good luck

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
ask for advice and all you will recieve is pointless tired rhetoric.
*see previous posts*
love is the most irrational thing known to mankind, so no point in asking.
just hope you turn out to be one of the lucky ones...thats all you can do.
good luck
You make me feel sad...........when even someone like you so emotional......
debbiejo
PVS has no love...........I'm gonna cry
crybaby
PVS
well i wasnt trying to be a doomsayer.
just saying that you cant dictate love.
some people will insist i'm wrong, but they are either
very luck in who they found, or are living a lie and are
setting themselves up for a tremendous let down.
if you really find yourself in love, you wont have a choice
in the matter anyway.
so no point in pondering.
edit: unless you're just lookin to get laid...THAT you can dictate

debbiejo
Originally posted by PVS
if you really find yourself in love, you wont have a choice
in the matter anyway.
I do agree.....no choice in it at all.
Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
well i wasnt trying to be a doomsayer.
just saying that you cant dictate love.
some people will insist i'm wrong, but they are either
very luck in who they found, or are living a lie and are
setting themselves up for a tremendous let down.
if you really find yourself in love, you wont have a choice
in the matter anyway.
so no point in pondering.
edit: unless you're just lookin to get laid...THAT you can dictate

Originally posted by debbiejo
PVS has no love...........I'm gonna cry
crybaby
He has too much....
"Love is one of the most irrational things"
"Just hope you turn out to be one of the lucky ones"
"Good Luck"
Way to emotional the guy.........get some Stoic Calmness
PVS
emotional? im as stoic as a vulcan right now buddy (at work and bored)
perhaps you sense a tone in my words that i am not giving?
just speaking the truth...nothing more

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
emotional? im as stoic as a vulcan right now buddy (at work and bored)
perhaps you sense a tone in my words that i am not giving?
just speaking the truth...nothing more
Not your tone ...your words......that is so ...well not cool....maybe its true ...but I don'*t like to look at the world that way.....
PVS
not cool?
then i guess reality is 'not cool'.
but the harshest reality is if you lie to yourself and
find yourself living a lie. i've seen that far too often.
as for me, i think its positive to accept the irrationality of love.
if you keep an open mind, then you're chances of finding it are far greater.
think about it. you lie to yourself and convince yourself that you're in love,
and you end up letting your true life mate pass you by, cause you were busy
being 'positive'. now that would truly be sad.
if you have no capacity for faith and hope...then i guess my words may be viewed as dismal.
Bardock42
Well reality is not cool......
But first I don't know if Love is all that irrational.....I think it is explainable ...I am not sure if I could but I don't think it is immpossible...and saying it is the most irrational thing is overexagerating....
Now I don't know what you mean with living a lie..but if you mean you pretend that you are in love and try to convince yourself of that I agree...that doesn't really seem like a good way to live.....
And if you don't have an open mind but try to keep one you live against your nature with is surely less good than not finding your "Love"
I don't believe there is a "true Life mate" and really...DO YOU?
And I don't want people to be "positive" but rational...caklm...thinking....
debbiejo
crybaby
you guys need to find some lovin....
Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
crybaby
you guys need to find some lovin....
You girl need to find some stfu.......

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Bardock42
You girl need to fins some stfu.......
Now now... no need.... (4 words that start with N... wooo)
Look... My advice would be to act normal... If you get rejected like a common cold to a person with a great immune system, then get over it... and carry on looking. No rush...
PVS
Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't believe there is a "true Life mate" and really...DO YOU?
And I don't want people to be "positive" but rational...caklm...thinking....
well, i unintentionally implied that there is a single life mate for everyone. what i meant is that for everyone there is a small amount of potential mates in which they can fall in love and, more to the point STAY in love. its all about true compatibility, ability to accept/tolerate/love eachother's idiosyncrasies and non-winning characteristics.
DarkC
Sex once in a while is good.....constantly is a no-no.
PVS
Originally posted by debbiejo
crybaby
you guys need to find some lovin....
isnt there an innocent bird you should be murdering?
PVS
Originally posted by DarkC
Sex once in a while is good.....constantly is a no-no.
are you frikin kidding? sex is the best exercise!
DarkC
I mean relationship wise!

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
isnt there an innocent bird you should be murdering?
right on.......
debbiejo
Originally posted by PVS
isnt there an innocent bird you should be murdering?
I can't kill anymore......It's tooo hard.....
And Burdock....

.....grumpy...see what no lovin does to you....makes you curse that gender.

§P0oONY
Sex constantly is impossible anyway... unless it is completely pleasure-less.... then that would just suck.
Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
I can't kill anymore......It's tooo hard.....
And Burdock....

.....grumpy...see what no lovin does to you....makes you curse that gender.
Sure...you are sick...sick I say...
I like the other gender....just.....you

debbiejo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Sure...you are sick...sick I say...
I like the other gender....just.....you
I think you have some repressed issues....should work on it, really.
Remember...the other gender can kill, IF...they have to....
§P0oONY
Originally posted by PVS
well, there is that tantric sex...but what a waste of time.
thats for rich bored idiots with no jobs and nothing to do with their time

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
I think you have some repressed issues....should work on it, really.
Remember...the other gender can kill, IF...they have to....
Possibele.....But at least I have some repressed issues.......
Not the other gender....just.....you

devinedarkangel
Wow I have never seen anyone soo needy... girl I am here to rescue you... I hope.
The best sites you can go to meet people is below:
thedilly.com
xanga.com
Yafro.com
Myspace.com
Blogspot.com
Blingshot.com
Bangme.net
date.com
match.com
and if you hate your men show em at revengeworld.com
Have fun!
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Bardock42
Possibele.....But at least I have some repressed issues.......
Not the other gender....just.....you
Originally posted by devinedarkangel
Wow I have never seen anyone soo needy... girl I am here to rescue you... I hope.
The best sites you can go to meet people is below:
Yafro.com
Myspace.com
Blogspot.com
Blingshot.com
Bangme.net
date.com
match.com
and if you hate your men show em at revengeworld.com
Have fun!
2guns
mechmoggy
*Turns up in best suit, with a bouquet of flowers*
*Rings doorbell*
*Quickly licks hand and arranges hair*

Bardock42
Originally posted by devinedarkangel
Wow I have never seen anyone soo needy... girl I am here to rescue you... I hope.
The best sites you can go to meet people is below:
Yafro.com
Myspace.com
Blogspot.com
Blingshot.com
Bangme.net
date.com
match.com
and if you hate your men show em at revengeworld.com
Have fun!
You didn't read the first post, did you?
debbiejo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Possibele.....But at least I have some repressed issues.......
Not the other gender....just.....you
Repressed issues really screw with your mind....make you think all people like me aren't special....just because we can kill.
You just need to find some love along with your buddy......
Makes you a happier person....puts a smile on your face....
PVS
Originally posted by debbiejo
Repressed issues really screw with your mind....make you think all people like me aren't special....just because we can kill.
You just need to find some love along with your buddy......
Makes you a happier person....puts a smile on your face....
yes, you can definately use some stfu

a nice big helping at that
devinedarkangel
Yeah I did read it but I think I didnt read it fully, more like scammed it. Well the best way to approach a man is simple, 3 easy steps if your confident enough to do so.
1. Start small talk. For example asks what he likes and compliment him on anything.
2. Buy him a drink and continue small talk. Also do what us gals call slipups. Like accidently touch his arm with your hand or finger. Or when your drinking look him in the eyes dead on because men seem to think if you stare into their eyes your serious.
3. If the conversation doesnt go no where, simply move on to the next man or if you feel like you have a connection ASK HIM OUT!!! Yes women can ask men out, ive done it many times because alot of men are what you would call, slow to the pitch then us women.
Also another strategy to tell a guy your interested is to of course have physical contact. Smile and look at his body up n down, men seem to find it sexy when a women thinks hes hot. Also the best thing you can do is talking and complimenting.
Warning: If the conversation does not last more than 5 mins go on to the next man because hes saying, hes not interested...
These are the best strategys to get alot of men between the ages of 20 - 40. Then again there are some areas where men are looking for older women or women there age so be careful because you can be turned down by these.
Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
yes, you can definately use some stfu

a nice big helping at that
debbiejo
Originally posted by Bardock42
cry....you're getting off topic....

....and mean as a rooster....hmmmmmmmmmm.....
§P0oONY
Originally posted by PVS
yes, you can definately use some stfu

a nice big helping at that
debbiejo
No one here has any good lovin.....see what happens.....FINE...I'll let you all be crotchety among yourselves..

PVS
Originally posted by debbiejo
No one here has any good lovin.....see what happens.....FINE...I'll let you all be crotchety among yourselves..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/STFU2.jpg
§P0oONY
Originally posted by PVS
Ooooh... I love that show... I'll buy an A
Bardock42
What happened to the Pic?
GCG
Originally posted by The Omega
And for the guys/gents/men around here: How do you tell a guy these days that you're interested, without saying... well... "I am interested?".
(Steps back, takes a seat and waits for feedback)
well if the guy is a total stranger, you cannot just lasoo him off the kerb and into your house....Is this someone in particular at Work, A shop, A neighbour or a close friend ?
Has this guy seen you and is he in the same position as you (that is divorced )?
finti
maybe you should try it your self

Bardock42
Originally posted by finti
maybe you should try it your self
A lot of stfu would be needed in this thread......just for me alone.....
PVS
Originally posted by finti
maybe you should try it your self
maybe you should join me then
*raises glass of stfu*
a toast! to hypocrisy
finti
hail hail and cheers then for the joining and the glass........ the choice of toast you need to leave for the religious ones

finti
as for the topic I want a new boyfriend!!! well I dont

PVS
Originally posted by finti
as for the topic I want a new boyfriend!!! well I dont
no need to lie
you are among friends here

debbiejo
Not even PVS??????....I hear he's open.......
PVS
Originally posted by debbiejo
Not even PVS??????....I hear he's open....... derp
finti
no lie the one I got is fine, look at him in the mirror every time I take a peek in the mirror what a swell guy
define open

debbiejo
Originally posted by finti
Like real wide.....

PVS
Originally posted by debbiejo
Like real wide.....
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7442/notfunny3pj.gif
BackFire
Originally posted by The Omega
I've got to thinking lately - being single again after 8 years of marriage.
One thing is about age-gaps between two people. How big should it be? Does it matter? My friends span in age from 22 to 58, and they all contribute with something when I see them.
What IS love?? I think I've kinda forgotten in the long battle of ending a totally unsatisfying relationship after so many years. Is it that sudden happiness in the heart when you hear his name? Or is that just a crush? Is it chatting for hours by sms? Can you be in love with two people at the same time??
Sex... Well, a funky game for adults, I know. But how important is that in a relationship?
And for the guys/gents/men around here: How do you tell a guy these days that you're interested, without saying... well... "I am interested?".
(Steps back, takes a seat and waits for feedback)
I'm going to attempt to answer your question while avoiding all the generic rheteric that is expected in a discussion like this.
First off, why even go back into a relationship so soon after ending such a long one? Time alone is good and necessary after ending a serious relationship. It's bad if you start getting dependant on relationships, this is when knockaround relationships start to happen (have one for a small period of time, end it, then jump into another one). It's bet to wait untill you really meet someone you truly enjoy being around before you attempt to get back into a relationship.
Now, if you have found this special person, then I'd suggest you just tell him, nothing wrong with being direct, makes things a whole lot easier. Though, you damn women seem to think that being direct isn't "romantic" or something and make things a big pain in the ass by beating around the bush
Age gaps don't matter, unless you care about what people think.
I don't know what love is, no one does, it probably vary's from person to person. But, I'd say, love is just the feeling you get when you're around someone you truley enjoying being with. Simple as that.
Sex is important for a relationship, the end.
But, if you really really want a boyfriend, here's what you do.
1. Fly to California.
2. Call me when you arrive.
3. Come to my house
4. You can guess the rest.
I wish you the best of luck, Omega.
BadKitty
Originally posted by The Omega
I've got to thinking lately - being single again after 8 years of marriage.
One thing is about age-gaps between two people. How big should it be? Does it matter? My friends span in age from 22 to 58, and they all contribute with something when I see them.
What IS love?? I think I've kinda forgotten in the long battle of ending a totally unsatisfying relationship after so many years. Is it that sudden happiness in the heart when you hear his name? Or is that just a crush? Is it chatting for hours by sms? Can you be in love with two people at the same time??
Sex... Well, a funky game for adults, I know. But how important is that in a relationship?
And for the guys/gents/men around here: How do you tell a guy these days that you're interested, without saying... well... "I am interested?".
(Steps back, takes a seat and waits for feedback) I don't know if anyone will agree with my advice omega but here it is.
I wouldn't get in a serious relationship just yet..you need time to heal and have a little fun after 8 years of marriage. flirt and date and just be your self and enjoy your new found freedom.
dating a bit will help you get a idea of what you really want from your next relationship and like others have said 'love' will just fall into place..you'll know it when it happens to you.
sex is important but after the thrill of the chase and then sex what is important is 'do you still feel the same about that person afterwards'? many people start to feel differently after awhile and they can see the real person without the 'rose colored glasses'.
I think age is somewhat important..for reasons lil said. interest around the same age bracket will cement a relationship more after the sex.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by The Omega
I've got to thinking lately - being single again after 8 years of marriage.
One thing is about age-gaps between two people. How big should it be? Does it matter? My friends span in age from 22 to 58, and they all contribute with something when I see them.
What IS love?? I think I've kinda forgotten in the long battle of ending a totally unsatisfying relationship after so many years. Is it that sudden happiness in the heart when you hear his name? Or is that just a crush? Is it chatting for hours by sms? Can you be in love with two people at the same time??
Sex... Well, a funky game for adults, I know. But how important is that in a relationship?
And for the guys/gents/men around here: How do you tell a guy these days that you're interested, without saying... well... "I am interested?".
(Steps back, takes a seat and waits for feedback)
What IS love? I can't answer that question. Every time I've loved someone it has been for different reasons than I loved the last guy. I've had "love" that started instantly from across the room and I've had "love" that took time and developed.
Sex is very important. At least it is to me. Good sex is an excellent foundation, but a relationship has to have more than just great sex... great sex by the way is nothing less than headboard breaking, hair pulling, sweat flying that culminates is a crescendo of ecstasy and body fluids. Accept no substitutes.
As for how to approach a guy, well that depends on the situation. Is there a particular guy you're speaking about in this instance? If so, then what is the situation?
botankus
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Sex is very important. At least it is to me. Good sex is an excellent foundation, but a relationship has to have more than just great sex... great sex by the way is nothing less than headboard breaking, hair pulling, sweat flying that culminates is a crescendo of ecstasy and body fluids. Accept no substitutes.
You cut and pasted this from the "Humans having sex with Animals" thread, didn't you??
Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by botankus
You cut and pasted this from the "Humans having sex with Animals" thread, didn't you??
no, did I say that in the animal sex thread?
Evil
I like this girl named Amanda, ALOT. She is 15 and I am 20. Now, when you're old and decrepit, barely having control over your bowel movement, this won't seem like anything at all, but at the moment it looks "wierd" and "creepy" and maybe even "perverted". (Though if you met me you'd know I have the sexual drive of a pope..)
So, I wait, hell I'm not even sure if she likes me the same way. I enjoy the time we spend together, and I give her love advise based on the creeps that ask her out. Sure I'm bias, but I'm not an idiot nor do I want to see her suffer. I tell her the truth. "Guys run on impulses, they'll lie and play dumb mindgames on you to think them special, cause they want you to feel for them like they feel for you" she responds "well he's being mornic and it's pissing me off!" well, now you know why there's so many lesbians Amanda lol!
But seriously, to me age does not matter. But love is a very powerful thing, and as a practicing witch I know power has to be taken with tremendous responsibility.. You should deffinitly plan ahead what you want to do, what your priorities are, and everything. Afterall, it isn't just your life who's effected by this..
People ask me if i'm such a badass witch why I don't just put a love-spell on Amanda sense I like her ALOT. I'm not going to give the bullcrap of free will and all that other lame stuff. The reality is if spells were that wonderful, you think guys like Hitler would've exsisted? Do you think as many assholes and as problems would exsist as they do today? Spells are like prayers only with more cosmetics and less holding hands..
Lady_Jade
Age doesn't matter (unless you're underage of course...). My BF is older than me. It's the love that matters. We make each other happy and we have a lot in common. We couldn't care less if people looked at us weird when they ask our ages. We don't look our ages anyways. Age is just a number.
GCG
Originally posted by The Omega
GCG>"well if the guy is a total stranger, you cannot just lasoo him off the kerb and into your house"

What? Why not?
Originally posted by The Omega
"....Is this someone in particular at Work, A shop, A neighbour or a close friend ?"
Well, truth be told... there are two! Both are friends of mine, known them for years... Both are currently single (one in the middle of a divorce)... I've flirted with both... But this is a looooonger story... and it is complicated...
well you cant have both ; make your choice. Get yourself a puncture and call up the guy and say you need help and he is the only one that can give it.
The Omega
GCG> I'm way ahead of you... Both have already been here and assisted me in carrying heavy stuff...
So what's next?
The Omega
But... I can't just lasoo them. Can I? I kinda get the idea, that both have been here and helped me, and then... "What does that girl WANT???"...
I'm too much of a chicken to use Backfire's advice and be straight...
GCG
Originally posted by The Omega
But... I can't just lasoo them. Can I?
well, its not the first time i took girls home, get invited in, got offered some wine or a drink and then get LITERALLY JUMPED. I didnt complain.
The first time it happened i understood what was going on.
She worked behind the bar and came up to me with a folded cocktail napkin and told me not to show it to anyone. When i unfolded it, she had drawn me a flower with a heart. now how obvious is that ?

Bardock42
Originally posted by The Omega
Bardock> Being in love is like being insane. My best friend once made that comparison. What don't we DO when we're in love? The most foolish things...
Well possibly..but we do the craziest things for money....its all explainable....nothing mystical actuially.....sure tales of True Love and whatever are nice...but it is not like people go insane....they might seem like that but if you look at it you could compare "Love" with "Money" and it would be the same thing.....its just the amount......
debbiejo
I'd say....go out and have lots of fun....enjoy yourself...flirt....just don't look needy....guys can pick up on that....
And yes, sometimes lust can lead to love.....sometimes it starts off that way...
mechmoggy
Originally posted by The Omega
Mechmoggy> And where on the planet exactly are YOU?
England, but if I started hitchhiking I could be with you by Xmas. Just in time to deliver my present to you (me, completely naked...except for a flashing and revolving dicky bow tie). Eh?

mechmoggy
I could impress you by cutting glass with my nipples if it gets that cold.

Korri
I will be your Boyfriend Omega! droolio
Bardock42
Most probably.......but one is right and one is wrong (I am right by the way....)
shaber
You agree with Thomas Hobbes' philosophy on man?
Bardock42
Originally posted by shaber
You agree with Thomas Hobbes' philosophy on man?
Yes...mostly....you figured that?
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