Dont Cha Wish your Girlfriend was Hot like me

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a1hsauce
So are you currently in a relationship you wish you were out of?

i have no idea why im coming up with threads from songs on the internet erm..first the Rod Stewart thread now this hahahahahah yah okay ill go away now

fantasygirl
laughing out loud

P0oONY
Originally posted by a1hsauce
So are you currently in a relationship you wish you were out of?

i have no idea why im coming up with threads from songs on the internet erm..first the Rod Stewart thread now this hahahahahah yah okay ill go away now

You' crazy.

Can I touch you?

a1hsauce
shifty i thought you already were

Ronny
I've never been in a boy/girlfriend situation sad And please, i hate that song they played it like 9000 times on the radio when i was sharing a room in new york with two other girls from my class, and they obviously ruled over my NIN and Tool roll eyes (sarcastic) some people

P0oONY
Originally posted by a1hsauce
shifty i thought you already were

I meant.... touch your mother... sorry.. slip of the tongue

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Ronny
I've never been in a boy/girlfriend situation sad And please, i hate that song they played it like 9000 times on the radio when i was sharing a room in new york with two other girls from my class, and they obviously ruled over my NIN and Tool roll eyes (sarcastic) some people That sucks. erm

Fanor
Originally posted by a1hsauce
shifty i thought you already were glare you're mine beyotch...and when are you gonna wear that strapless leather thong i got yah, eh?Originally posted by Ronny
I've never been in a boy/girlfriend situation sad And please, i hate that song they played it like 9000 times on the radio when i was sharing a room in new york with two other girls from my class, and they obviously ruled over my NIN and Tool roll eyes (sarcastic) some people is that never ever ever ever?

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ronny
I've never been in a boy/girlfriend situation sad And please, i hate that song they played it like 9000 times on the radio when i was sharing a room in new york with two other girls from my class, and they obviously ruled over my NIN and Tool roll eyes (sarcastic) some people
ummm... confused Dont Cha Wish your girlfriend was wrong like me.... big grin.. sorry I had to Ron Ron... lol big grin stick out tongue

a1hsauce

P0oONY
Originally posted by a1hsauce
nobody talks about my mother!

Fine! Can I touch Dave.....?

fantasygirl
Originally posted by a1hsauce
ummm... confused Dont Cha Wish your girlfriend was wrong like me.... big grin.. sorry I had to Ron Ron... lol big grin stick out tongue Ron Ron! stick out tongue

a1hsauce

fantasygirl
Dave?? confused

impchimp
Originally posted by a1hsauce
So are you currently in a relationship you wish you were out of?

i have no idea why im coming up with threads from songs on the internet erm..first the Rod Stewart thread now this hahahahahah yah okay ill go away now
lol.

a1hsauce
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Dave?? confused
hi Fantasybig grin

Ronny

DarkC
Originally posted by a1hsauce
So are you currently in a relationship you wish you were out of?

i have no idea why im coming up with threads from songs on the internet erm..first the Rod Stewart thread now this hahahahahah yah okay ill go away now
Not in real life.

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ronny
Never ever ever ever no Never been kissed either.


My lift is a huge puddle of stinky suckage disgust
eek! you have a fork lift!!!?

Commando Queen
Originally posted by a1hsauce
So are you currently in a relationship you wish you were out of?

i have no idea why im coming up with threads from songs on the internet erm..first the Rod Stewart thread now this hahahahahah yah okay ill go away now

ha i know how.. its the pussycat dolls.. you were prob. searchin for somethi else.

Ronny
Originally posted by a1hsauce
ummm... confused Dont Cha Wish your girlfriend was wrong like me.... big grin.. sorry I had to Ron Ron... lol big grin stick out tongue Great now its stuck in my head sad

DarkC
The lead singer is hot, but the song is just plain sad.

Ronny
Originally posted by a1hsauce
eek! you have a fork lift!!!? blink no

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Ronny
Never ever ever ever no Never been kissed either.


My lift is a huge puddle of stinky suckage disgust

Never been kissed?! We can change that. shifty

*strolls over to Neera's place*

fantasygirl
Originally posted by a1hsauce
hi Fantasybig grin Aloha!

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Ronny
Great now its stuck in my head sad Same here. erm

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ronny
Great now its stuck in my head sad
sad sawwy
Originally posted by Ronny
blink no
oh confused
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Never been kissed?! We can change that. shifty

*strolls over to Neera's place*
shifty

Ronny
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Never been kissed?! We can change that. shifty

*strolls over to Neera's place* laughingI'm a little sick, may not want to

DarkC
Puke in his mouth!!! evil face

fantasygirl
sick Eww.Originally posted by DarkC
Puke in his mouth!!! evil face

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Ronny
laughingI'm a little sick, may not want to

I'll just camp outside your house until you are ready. wink

Neo_Version 7
Lance, you're a playa!

DarkC
And a persistent one. happy

Ronny
Awesome, I'll send you pizza laughing out loud

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Ronny
Awesome, I'll send you pizza laughing out loud I want pizza too. stick out tongue sad

Neo_Version 7
I would like some pizza as well.

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Lance, you're a playa!

What can I say? I loves me the ladies. Especially the geek ones (Ronny is a sexy geek).

DarkC
Hehe i've had too much pizza anyways...stick out tongue

fantasygirl
stick out tongue

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I want pizza too. stick out tongue sad Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I would like some pizza as well.

Keep your grubby little hands off of my deep dish.

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Keep your grubby little hands off of my deep dish. Meanie. disgust

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Keep your grubby little hands off of my deep dish.
i like it when you talk dirty

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Meanie. disgust

I loves me the ladies, and I loves me the food. stick out tongue

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I loves me the ladies, and I loves me the food. stick out tongue
lol alright popeye

Neo_Version 7
I don't love me the Lance considering he's being so selfish.

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I loves me the ladies, and I loves me the food. stick out tongue Still.. disgust

vaya_the_elf
Originally posted by a1hsauce
So are you currently in a relationship you wish you were out of?

i have no idea why im coming up with threads from songs on the internet erm..first the Rod Stewart thread now this hahahahahah yah okay ill go away now

First off I hate this song.

Second if you don't like the relationship your in then why are you in it? people sometimes just don't make sense.

Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol alright popeye

Popeye was the shit!

DarkC
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Keep your grubby little hands off of my deep dish.
Sir, yes sir! I will protect it weapons-free, sir!

fantasygirl
Originally posted by DarkC
Sir, yes sir! I will protect it weapons-free, sir! Ken's slave! eek!

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol alright popeye
I'm Popeye the sailor man

I live in a garbage can

I turned on the heater

And blew off my weiner

I'm popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot

Neo_Version 7
I last heard that song back in the 3rd grade.

fantasygirl
stick out tongue

a1hsauce
lol thats a classic

DarkC
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Ken's slave! eek!
No, his soldier.

Ken Kenobi
I'm Popeye the sailor man,

I live in a caravan.

I like to go swimmin',

With barenaked women.

I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot.

Neo_Version 7
That one I've never heard!

Good stuff!

DarkC
laughing

fantasygirl
Originally posted by DarkC
No, his soldier. So..? stick out tongue Still kinda like slave!! j/k

DarkC
What? No, I can still say no.

Fanor
Originally posted by Ronny
Never ever ever ever no Never been kissed either.


My lift is a huge puddle of stinky suckage disgust i'm sorry, but i find that hard to believe really....i'm not saying you're lying or anything, but ffs....you're not exactly quasimodo blink

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by DarkC
What? No, I can still say no.

No you can't!

Get back to work.

a1hsauce

Neo_Version 7
Don't make fun of Quasimodo! He was....well, he was fugly but still. Not cool!

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by a1hsauce
you hittin on my women b1tch no expression

Your woman?! I'm the one sitting in her yard waiting for her to get better so I can go mack my best moves on her.

fantasygirl
Originally posted by DarkC
What? No, I can still say no. Will he let you?

DarkC
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
No you can't!

Get back to work.
Sir, yes sir! Permission to request weapons-free, sir!

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Your woman?! I'm the one sitting in her yard waiting for her to get better so I can go mack my best moves on her.
I seem to remember you pulling the same moves on me back in the day...and you left me for another *tosses hair*

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by DarkC
Sir, yes sir! Permission to request weapons-free, sir!

Permission granted.

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by a1hsauce
I seem to remember you pulling the same moves on me back in the day...and you left me for another *tosses hair*

Only because you didn't put out. stick out tongue

DarkC
*stands guard besides pizza*

(mutters in a sidetone to Ronny)
Ma'am, if he is being too rough, yell and I will drag him off of you, ma'am.

Ronny
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'm Popeye the sailor man

I live in a garbage can

I turned on the heater

And blew off my weiner

I'm popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot ewww you said weiner

fantasygirl
Originally posted by DarkC
*stands guard besides pizza*

(mutters in a sidetone to Ronny)
Ma'am, if he is being too rough, yell and I will drag him off of you, ma'am. laughing out loud

Neo_Version 7
Dark, how could you abandon our pact?

You were the one who would end Lance, not join him!

Ronny
Originally posted by DarkC
*stands guard besides pizza*

(mutters in a sidetone to Ronny)
Ma'am, if he is being too rough, yell and I will drag him off of you, ma'am. Thanks, dont forget the crossbow

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Only because you didn't put out. stick out tongue
jawdrop you hear that Ron Ron..he uses u and abuses you.. im glad i didnt dress up in that Princess Leia outfit...I knew you didnt deserve it

Ronny
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dark, how could you abandon our pact?

You were the one who would end Lance, not join him! *pulls out lightsaber*THe force is with you, use it wisely. You are our last hope *hands saber to Neo then dissapears into the fog*

fantasygirl
Originally posted by a1hsauce
jawdrop you hear that Ron Ron..he uses u and abuses you.. im glad i didnt dress up in that Princess Leia outfit...I knew you didnt deserve it jawdrop

DarkC
Originally posted by Ronny
Thanks, dont forget the crossbow
Yes, ma'am. Steel-tipped bolts, I assume.
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dark, how could you abandon our pact?

You were the one who would end Lance, not join him!
Sir, I am afraid I do not comprehend, sir.

Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by DarkC


Sir, I am afraid I do not comprehend, sir.

You were like a brother to me!

Fanor
Originally posted by a1hsauce
you hittin on my women b1tch no expression laughing out loud

she's a girl eek

*screams like my nuts are in a vice*

fantasygirl
laughing out loud

DarkC
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
You were like a brother to me!
Don't blow my cover.
Sir, I am afraid I do not understand, sir.

Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by Ronny
*pulls out lightsaber*THe force is with you, use it wisely. You are our last hope *hands saber to Neo then dissapears into the fog*

Sho' Nuff!

*Twirls Lightsaber around*

Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by DarkC
I'm only pretending, let it go man!
Sir, I am afraid I do not understand, sir.

Cool, cool! I see.

Alright. You cool.

Ronny

Ken Kenobi
*Fires DC*

*Gives the pizza to fantasygirl*

DarkC
Dang. Oh well, I'm still for hire. stick out tongue

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Ronny
I'm a geek*plays with rocks*
no noe likes a girl who plays WoW, KotOR, and D&D and collects Star Wars merchindice cry

That's sexeh. droolio

DarkC
Originally posted by Ronny
I'm a geek*plays with rocks*
no noe likes a girl who plays WoW, KotOR, and D&D and collects Star Wars merchindice cry
I'm gonna go buy KOTOR II if I can. stick out tongue

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*Fires DC*

*Gives the pizza to fantasygirl* eek! Thanks! *eats the pizza*

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ronny
I'm a geek*plays with rocks*
no noe likes a girl who plays WoW, KotOR, and D&D and collects Star Wars merchindice cry
marry me now!

Ronny
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
That's sexeh. droolio Not to anyone where i live sad



Oh and my taste in music really helps my sex appeal roll eyes (sarcastic)

fantasygirl
Originally posted by a1hsauce
marry me now! Invite me to the wedding now!!

Ronny
Originally posted by a1hsauce
marry me now! I wish there were people like you that lived near me laughing

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Ronny
Not to anyone where i live sad



Oh and my taste in music really helps my sex appeal roll eyes (sarcastic)

What?! You're crazy. Listening to Tool and NIN and like music is not bad at all. Musical taste means nothing to how attractive a girl is to a man.

DarkC
Originally posted by Ronny
Not to anyone where i live sad



Oh and my taste in music really helps my sex appeal roll eyes (sarcastic)
It does. huh

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ronny
Not to anyone where i live sad



Oh and my taste in music really helps my sex appeal roll eyes (sarcastic)
NIN rock TUBULAR!!!!!

Originally posted by Ronny
I wish there were people like you that lived near me laughing
lol yah i only live in LA shifty

fantasygirl
Originally posted by a1hsauce
NIN rock TUBULAR!!!!!


lol yah i only live in LA shifty LA huh? shifty

Ken Kenobi
I say we should go kick all the teenage guys heads in that live near Ronny. No one should ignore our sexy chica.

Neo_Version 7
I like girls who look like Jessica Alba. (Who also collect Star Wars stuff....I hear the OT sabers are being auctioned)

And Lance, gimme some pizza!

fantasygirl
laughing out loud

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I like girls who look like Jessica Alba. (Who also collect Star Wars stuf....I hear the OT sabers are being auctioned)

And Lance, gimme some pizza!

Ask fg for some, it's not mine anymore.

a1hsauce
Originally posted by fantasygirl
LA huh? shifty
shifty

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I say we should go kick all the teenage guys heads in that live near Ronny. No one should ignore our sexy chica.
i'm down essay!!!!rifle

DarkC
I just made some. stick out tongue

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by DarkC
I just made some. stick out tongue

I just had taquitos.

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Ask fg for some, it's not mine anymore. Too late. I ate it all. stick out tongue

Neo_Version 7
goddamn, you KMC members are selfish! stick out tongue

fantasygirl, you wouldn't happen to look like Jess would you?

DarkC
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I just had taquitos.
What are those, taco babies? I mean, miniature tacos? laughing out loud

fantasygirl
Originally posted by a1hsauce
shifty


i'm down essay!!!!rifle Kick their asses! mad stick out tongue

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Too late. I ate it all. stick out tongue

You hear that Neonopolis? She ate it all!

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
goddamn, you KMC members are selfish! stick out tongue

fantasygirl, you wouldn't happen to look like Jess would you? no expression

Ronny
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
What?! You're crazy. Listening to Tool and NIN and like music is not bad at all. Musical taste means nothing to how attractive a girl is to a man. It does here erm

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You hear that Neonopolis? She ate it all! stick out tongue

DarkC
NeoNopolis is a cool name, change it to that!

Neo_Version 7
Neonopolis? That's funny. hahaha.... no

DarkC
But when you say it our loud it sounds cool!

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Neonopolis? That's funny. hahaha.... no

Neapolitan Ice cream?

Neo_Version 7
miffed

I know that smiley looks retarded, but that's how I'm feeling RIGHT now.

fantasygirl
erm

DarkC
"Neapolitan"...........laughing

Ken Kenobi
Congratulations on killing the thread DarkC.

DarkC
Thank you, sir.

Ken Kenobi
Congrats again.

a1hsauce
im back whatd i miss

a1hsauce
oh confused deadness

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by a1hsauce
im back whatd i miss

Me proclaiming my undying love for you.

a1hsauce
no expression you had your chance you fiend

Ken Kenobi
Oh well.

*runs off to elope with Ronny*

DarkC
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Oh well.

*runs off to elope with Ronny*
What - ? I thought she was married to Scott.

jinzin
ummmmmmmmmm















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yes?

Commando Queen
lmao i am not sure

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Oh well.

*runs off to elope with Ronny*
you bastard!! shes mine

Fanor
Originally posted by Ronny
I'm a geek*plays with rocks*
no noe likes a girl who plays WoW, KotOR, and D&D and collects Star Wars merchindice cry eek shocking!!

first time ever i had nothing witty to say

GuitarBunny
Hello? huh

Commando Queen
hi

GuitarBunny
Hey big grin how was your day?

a1hsauce
Veronica!!!

Alica!!!!

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by a1hsauce
Veronica!!!

Alica!!!! Allyn!! eek!

hug Hey sweets

Fanor
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Hello? huh hellooo!!!eek!

GuitarBunny

Commando Queen
Originally posted by a1hsauce
Veronica!!!

Alica!!!!

allyn!!!!.. you forgot the other i.. alicia

a1hsauce
where whod i miss confused

Commando Queen
the other i in my name.. its alicIa

Fanor
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
HI!!! glomp como te va rica?

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by a1hsauce
where whod i miss confused huh? huh

a1hsauce
ohhh my bad embarrasment

how u ladies doin

Commando Queen
pretty good i guess

a1hsauce
youre nights going alright?

GuitarBunny

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