Live Liver Transplants

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§P0oONY
Anyone willing to give up their liver?

They all go to saving lives...

Deano
i need a liver

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Get in line...

Deano
im first in line biatch! mad

Neo_Version 7
How many livers does a human body have? Isn't there like two? Or is that the kidneys?

Deano
i have had 6 livers in my time

Neo_Version 7
damn, that's a whole lot of livers.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Deano
im first in line biatch! mad

Ok... confused

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
How many livers does a human body have? Isn't there like two? Or is that the kidneys?

1 liver... Care to share it?

Wickerman
This just came in. I have received a liver donation. Now i need an onion donation and i'm all set droolio

~wickerman~

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Wickerman
This just came in. I have received a liver donation. Now i need an onion donation and i'm all set droolio

~wickerman~

You did not receive a liver donation you are 4th in line

Neo_Version 7
wait, am I in the line?

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
wait, am I in the line?

I handle the removal of livers.... that is all

dave123
I am willing to donate an onion, but not my liver big grin

Wickerman

Wickerman
Originally posted by dave123
I am willing to donate an onion, but not my liver big grin

Do it and you'll be my hero cry

~wickerman~

dave123
Originally posted by Wickerman
Do it and you'll be my hero cry

~wickerman~ But it may not go to you sad Those starving African kids are probably first in line erm

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Wickerman
Doesn't disembowling the annoying kid down the street count as a donation? cry

~wickerman~

Sorry... I'm the only one qualified... I have 2 GCSEs... Well none.... yet

Wickerman
Originally posted by dave123
But it may not go to you sad Those starving African kids are probably first in line erm

But i got the liver and pan all heated up an stuff cry

~wickerman~

dave123

dave123
Originally posted by Wickerman
But i got the liver and pan all heated up an stuff cry

~wickerman~ I'll find some back-street doctor to take my onion, then he can give it straight to you yes

Wickerman
Originally posted by dave123
I'll find some back-street doctor to take my onion, then he can give it straight to you yes

Doctor you say? Hmmm........i think i know just the right person for this procedure.....now where's that blind old bastard????? Keeeeeeen.........hellooooooo

~wickerman~

§P0oONY
Originally posted by dave123
You awaiting your results this summer? eek!

Yup... about 10 days

dave123

dave123
Originally posted by Wickerman
Doctor you say? Hmmm........i think i know just the right person for this procedure.....now where's that blind old bastard????? Keeeeeeen.........hellooooooo

~wickerman~ http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/drnick.gif

§P0oONY
Originally posted by dave123
Oooooh, not long now jump

Think you did good? eek!

I don't think I have anything to worry about.... God that sounds cocky....

Now... can I have your liver?

Wickerman
Originally posted by dave123
http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/drnick.gif

BWHUAHAHAHAHA laughing laughing out loud Man i'm so getting a temp. ban from him embarrasment

~wickerman~

dave123

GCG

dave123
Originally posted by Wickerman
BWHUAHAHAHAHA laughing laughing out loud Man i'm so getting a temp. ban from him embarrasment

~wickerman~ Hiiiiiii everybody

§P0oONY
Originally posted by dave123
All A*'s - C, I hope? big grin

And no, I can't give away my onion AND my liver erm

Most probable.... except maybe Spanish... dance

Screw the onion... GIVE ME YOUR LIVER!

§P0oONY
Originally posted by GCG
ermuhhh...... im kind of using it right now.

Come on..... What's stopping you from packing it all in?

Just give up on life your only very insignificant anyway...

"Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious, or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite enough,

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth. "

dave123

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Got to love being fluent in one of the hardest languages to learn and yet is widely used....

Aww.. please sadwalk

Deano
Originally posted by dave123
Hiiiiiii everybody

hiii doctor dave

Wickerman
Originally posted by dave123
Yeah, every sucks at foreign languages stick out tongue

and nein! hitler NO LIVER POUR VOUS!

OMFG it's the Liver Nazi eek!

~wickerman~

dave123
I vill invade, and I vill take your liiiiiiiivaiiiiiir! stick out tongue

GCG

§P0oONY
Originally posted by GCG
laughing out loud I knew you got inspired from the meaning of life

'tis well awesome.. the best Python film.

BENITO

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