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Guys-

What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?


Girls-

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

masturbate

Originally posted by Masrix
Guys-

What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?


Girls-

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?

If i was a girl...i would probably masturbate...or fu(k a guy...

Well, "Play With Self" tops the charts for me.

maybe see if waxing hurts as much as they say.

I'd say this thread has already been done.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
masturbate

all guys think alike dont we

If i was a girl id..

Head stright to a store and buy a cucumber. Then id go home and use it.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
all guys think alike dont we
yep

Originally posted by a1hsauce
all guys think alike dont we
Well come one... what other plus sides are there.... I guess communal changing rooms and maybe star in a lesbian porn flick.

YES!I forgot about having a lesbian experience!

Or... all three at the same time...

make someone kick me in the balls to see if it actually hurts as much as men make out or if they are jusy being complete whimps.

But what would a irl do if she wa a guy for a day?

OMFG ROFLMFAO you guys!

Originally posted by Korri
make someone kick me in the balls to see if it actually hurts as much as men make out or if they are jusy being complete whimps.

*shivers*

Originally posted by Korri
make someone kick me in the balls to see if it actually hurts as much as men make out or if they are jusy being complete whimps.

lol..well t hat wouldn't be pleasent

LESBIAN ORGY!

Originally posted by Korri
make someone kick me in the balls to see if it actually hurts as much as men make out or if they are jusy being complete whimps.
it hurts trust me

Lesbian orgy at my house!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
it hurts trust me

More painful then child birth.... Well maybe not..

Excruciating though.

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
oh, and you would know how child birth feels? detective

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
oh, and you would know how child birth feels? detective
it feels like a baby is being forced out of your penis

Originally posted by a1hsauce
it feels like a baby is being forced out of your penis
painful even thinking of it...

Originally posted by Masrix
Guys-

What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?


Girls-

What would you do if you could be a guy for a day?
Play with my penis.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
it feels like a baby is being forced out of your penis
yes, since everyone who has babies has a penis

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
yes, since everyone who has babies has a penis

Didn't you know that we did? wow your just figuring it out now?

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
yes, since everyone who has babies has a penis
dont roll your eyes at me...you have no right to do that!.... unless we're in bed

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Play with my penis.
lol there you go!!! shes got the idea

Originally posted by a1hsauce
it feels like a baby is being forced out of your penis

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol there you go!!! shes got the idea Yep she does, a solid concrete awnser, i like it

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol there you go!!! shes got the idea
droolio
Originally posted by Masrix
Yep she does, a solid concrete awnser, i like it


Oh yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah teeheehee shifty

now back to that lesbian orgy...

Right, 8 pm, sunday. Be there.

Originally posted by muserke
Right, 8 pm, sunday. Be there.
HELL YEAH!!!

Originally posted by Korri
make someone kick me in the balls to see if it actually hurts as much as men make out or if they are jusy being complete whimps.

Believe me... It DOES hurt! It leaves you with a strange/sick feeling in your stomach afterwards as well. I mean look at this guy! Is in pain or what?

Id tug on my penis all day long. Rawrrrr

Don't be that rude to other members

Kumar, start running.

Otaku's right, NOT ok.

I think he looks fine.

I would go sky driving and ride dirt bikes!JM1

I call the morturary, Kumar what's your size?

Originally posted by muserke
Right, 8 pm, sunday. Be there.

will do...

Originally posted by Kumar
AAHH!!!! oh god, i'm sorry, i just can't look at your sig, i 'm sorry. i mean i can take ugly... but thats just, like, circus ugly. *covers eyes with hand*

oh, and if i was a chick for a day, well..... it would be glorious. i would probably pick fights with other guys knowing that they cldn't fight back. oh, and i would have a lot of sex....... with myself >_>........
Well that's your problem. And your a guy juding another guy, so I wouldnt be surprised if you were a lil ***. I dont give a rats ass what you think about him because he's MY fiance and the MOST beautiful person in the world.

Kumar it was good knowing you for a whole 9 seconds...

I'd play with my self,go screw a chick up the ass then make my husband give me a BJ.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Id tug on my penis all day long. Rawrrrr

If you are hoping that comment will turn someone on.... you are way wrong.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I'd play with my self,go screw a chick up the ass then make my husband give me a BJ.
if i were a girl for a day i would be waiting at the docks for the sailors to come in.

Just a random question... Anyone see Maynard latly?

Originally posted by Masrix
Just a random question... Anyone see Maynard latly?
Yeah this morn

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Yeah this morn
Thanks, i can never seem to get on when hes on

i would be a total ****!!!!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would be a total ****!!!!!! Well good for you

Originally posted by Masrix
Thanks, i can never seem to get on when hes on
no prob.

It would be great to be a girl for a day i would have soooooo much fun.

Originally posted by Korri
make someone kick me in the balls to see if it actually hurts as much as men make out or if they are jusy being complete whimps.

ummm...maybe you should skip that one. seriously. because it ****in hurts. i got hit w/ a hockey puck there once.

as for the question, spooony had a good idea w/ the lesbo porn flick, but if that didn't pan out, i'd flick off in front of a mirror.

Buy a Zuchinni! Then go home..

i actually had this conversation with FJ once. if she and i were to switch bodies, that is. she said the first thing she would do is masturbate!!!!

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Uhh...No I wasnt...I know secretely you're turned on but you dont have to express it in an insulting way, Spooony..Its otay



Erm... fear

I'm not turned on fear

Originally posted by Masrix
Just a random question... Anyone see Maynard latly?

He went o holiday... he came back not too long ago.. he was on yesterday I think.

I would look at myself naked in a mirror

i would do the mirror thing too. then its **** time!!!

Originally posted by Masrix
lol sure you wern't sure....

Originally posted by chelsea17
I would look at myself naked in a mirror
Me too droolio And take pictures to save for when I turn back into a woman..

I would just carry on like a pornstar in front of a mirror...........Let's face it,wouldn't we all?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would do the mirror thing too. then its **** time!!!
I totally agree

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever


Me too droolio And take pictures to save for when I turn back into a woman..

Pictures? Ohhh that would be a good thing.

I would run outside naked and run around the city till i got cought masterbating behind some schoolyard tree! Then when i was in a jail cell i would turn back into a guy and theyed be like "O sorry wered you come from wheres the girl??"

Originally posted by chelsea17
I totally agree



Pictures? Ohhh that would be a good thing.
Oh yeah. A very good thing.

Pictures! Pictures!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
masturbate

Hmm, I might just have to take a picture of my guy's anyway wait..no, not gonna happen

But seriously though, that would be weird to be a guy I wouldn't know what to do first...strip down and watch football, or strip down and party...hmm

Hooooohhhaaaah

Originally posted by chelsea17
Hmm, I might just have to take a picture of my guy's anyway wait..no, not gonna happen

But seriously though, that would be weird to be a guy I wouldn't know what to do first...strip down and watch football, or strip down and party...hmm
You mean you havent already? Bad bad girl!!! droolio

Um...strip down, play with it..show it off, THEN watch some football and THEN party!

Originally posted by chelsea17
Hmm, I might just have to take a picture of my guy's anyway wait..no, not gonna happen

But seriously though, that would be weird to be a guy I wouldn't know what to do first...strip down and watch football, or strip down and party...hmm Strip down and party while playing football!

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
You mean you havent already? Bad bad girl!!! droolio

Um...strip down, play with it..show it off, THEN watch some football and THEN party!

Just give me a couple days and I'll get to it

Originally posted by Masrix
Strip down and party while playing football!

Ohh, nice thinking..I like that idea

Tis almost eight ...

Go into a girls only club, get with a lesbo, Scew with a dildo, the nthe oppisate THEN right as its over turn back to a guy.

Originally posted by chelsea17
Just give me a couple days and I'll get to it



Ohh, nice thinking..I like that idea
It's a deal!

Originally posted by Masrix
Go into a girls only club, get with a lesbo, Scew with a dildo, the nthe oppisate THEN right as its over turn back to a guy.

Man you must have really planned this one out eh?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Man you must have really planned this one out eh?

Well... possibly..

Id film my own sex and enjoy watching the facial expression the woman would get when I transformed back into a woman in front of her eyes

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
It's a deal!

Awesome, he will give into it real quick

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Tis almost eight ...
Masturbation time?

Originally posted by chelsea17
Awesome, he will give into it real quick


Masturbation time?

Originally posted by chelsea17
Awesome, he will give into it real quick


Masturbation time?


You don't know of what is to occur at eight...heheh ...

ID fist!

hysterical

Originally posted by Masrix
ID fist!


shocking I'd probably hit it out with you














































































jk...but seriously

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
You don't know of what is to occur at eight...heheh ...

No but do all guys do it?

lol

Originally posted by chelsea17
No but do all guys do it?

depends if:

1) your thinking what I'm thinking, than if a guy got to be a girl this would be on the top of our list.

2)If your thinking of the other thing, than we try to keep a daily dosage, if you catch my drift...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
depends if:

1) your thinking what I'm thinking, than if a guy got to be a girl this would be on the top of our list.

2)If your thinking of the other thing, than we try to keep a daily dosage, if you catch my drift...

notworthy thank you, thank you

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
notworthy thank you, thank you

Im not worthy!

No your not but IT"S EIGHT!!!! TIME TO GO GET SPOONEY!!!!

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
depends if:

1) your thinking what I'm thinking, than if a guy got to be a girl this would be on the top of our list.

2)If your thinking of the other thing, than we try to keep a daily dosage, if you catch my drift...

I think I am catching on nowww

Originally posted by chelsea17
I think I am catching on nowww

Really? that fast?

I don't know

lol

You guys tend to confuse me with your masturbation times. But the sex times, oh I catch onto that fast

Originally posted by chelsea17
I think I am catching on nowww

You think!?!? you don't think when your a guy!!! nono

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
You think!?!? you don't think when your a guy!!! nono

lol true

Originally posted by chelsea17
You guys tend to confuse me with your masturbation times. But the sex times, oh I catch onto that fast


Of course, sex is universal, masturbation...eh not as "extended"

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Of course, sex is universal, masturbation...eh not as "extended"

Lasts a few good minites tho

Girl a day keep me pleasured all day

lallala third post in a row, no one wanna talk here anymore?

I am back....no, guys never think..but *looks down* I'm not a guy

Originally posted by a1hsauce
masturbate
Yep.





Then go shopping.

i ould have so much fun being a girl, god id make it in guiness for amount of MBing in one day!

.

I would loveeee to see you guys wear high heels, and a mini skirt for one day. That would be so funny..and get you all dressed up in makeup..

Who all is in?

Me!!

Would you do it and take pics?!

RJ, are you in too?

Yes i would lol

Then do it!

Oh the power I would have!

First I'd get guys to do whatever I want cause I have boobies..

Then I'd kill a thousand people and blame it on PMS..

Then I'd take naughty pictures with one of the forum members and use it as blackmail..

*Starts undressing infront of her*

oh god you guys are way too much

Originally posted by Evil
Oh the power I would have!

First I'd get guys to do whatever I want cause I have boobies..

Then I'd kill a thousand people and blame it on PMS..

Then I'd take naughty pictures with one of the forum members and use it as blackmail..

Ahahahhahahaha

Originally posted by chelsea17
I would loveeee to see you guys wear high heels, and a mini skirt for one day. That would be so funny..and get you all dressed up in makeup..

Who all is in?

I'd love to see you take on a normal guy day...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I'd love to see you take on a normal guy day... ooo

Let's see, help me make the list Masrix....ok

1)visit the bar
2)get drunk....what else?

oh...well to let you know..I may be a girl..But my clothes consist of football, racing, baseball shirts...I don't wear all the girly stuff..that's just not me..

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Let's see, help me make the list Masrix....ok

1)visit the bar
2)get drunk....what else?

3) Wake up
$) Bathroom break
5) Back to the bar..... Anymore?

Originally posted by chelsea17
oh...well to let you know..I may be a girl..But my clothes consist of football, racing, baseball shirts...I don't wear all the girly stuff..that's just not me..

Ok, so your a tom girl, doesn't echnically make you a guy. There are a set of rules you must follow....let me find them...

The rules of Men!

You must follow these rules down to the letter

YES !!! mwahah great nice sweet

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Ok, so your a tom girl, doesn't echnically make you a guy. There are a set of rules you must follow....let me find them...

I know it doesn't make me a guy..I will NEVER be a guy, or near a guy status..I just date them

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
You must follow these rules down to the letter

I'm not following those when I am not like that at all...but I do sit on the phone for hours with a guy...

There the rules for every man ever... i wish it was written in the sky drool

I am not a mannn

yeh i know

Originally posted by a1hsauce
masturbate

Good answer.

It seems almost pointless to ask men.

Originally posted by DarkC
It seems almost pointless to ask men.

We all know what men would do.

Men are very .. very horny at times

Originally posted by Masrix
Men are very .. very horny at times

I know what you mean. You don't have to tell me.