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OMFG! Some guy just knocked on the door to my hotel room and asked "Is the bubble gum in?" I said no, try next door and closed the door in his face. Dang, he creeped me out.

It sounds funny but it scared the ****ing hell outta me. He smelled of urine and had a lazy eye.

musta been slip...

lol, thats funny, if that was slip, he is one ugly guy

lol i bet it is him..

description sorta matches

Originally posted by BakaXero
description sorta matches
lmao, that was mean

Originally posted by Neo_Communist
lmao, that was mean
see only you could tell if its mean or not...
because there a vague description here and you got an image in your head to compare to. i dont...

Okay, Grey hair, really wrinkley skin, he wasnt old though, he had bags under his eyes, he wore a trench coat and beret hat. He had short shorts on, his legs were super hairy and he had football cleets on with knee high socks.

Originally posted by BakaXero
musta been slip...

see now it changes...

Originally posted by Neo_Communist
It sounds funny but it scared the ****ing hell outta me. He smelled of urine and had a lazy eye.

hmm my sis is staying in a hotel with a guy tonight.... she said he had a bit of a lazy eye....

was he young? and did he have a mohawk?

the top of his head was bald and Im guessing he was around 35 - 40.

Phew!

he was scarey looking... hes just standing out there in the parking lot by the vending machines

Originally posted by Neo_Communist
he was scarey looking... hes just standing out there in the parking lot by the vending machines

ooh creepy.....

oh my god.... he's there...there...behind you... seenghostph

OMFG! A COAT-hanger? you liar!

Originally posted by Neo_Communist
OMFG! A COAT-hanger? you liar!

well in that light it looked like him...

my mistake.

oh, AHHHH!
scary dude: *stabs at me but misses and hits teh computer* ARRGH!
me: *runs*

smiley_abzw

nice sig & av btw... very neat

ty, same to you, ....phew *hides behind door and slumps down to the floor* I lost him

evil guy: *fist comes through door* ARRRRGHH!

me: ahhh! *searches room and finds window.* There! *starts crawling out*

evil guy: ARRRRGH! *breaks through door and grabs my anckle as Im half way out*

me: eep! *kicks him in the face and escapes yet again*

*sits on bed and watches*....

eatpop

evil guy: *climbs out window after me* ARRRGHHH!
me: *runs into pine forest, flying around dodging trees and shrubery*
evil guy: *follows*

*goes over to window to watch, loses sight of them, turns on t.v and sits back on bed*
eatpop

*escapes pine forest and starts running down paved road, there are no cars in sight* HELP! SOMEONE HELP! *turns around* AHHHHH!

evil guy: *is right behind me, takes out axe* Chlunk!

*credits roll*

*standing Ovation*

clap3clap3clap3clap3clap3clap3clap3clap3clap3clap3

lol
.....music by P Diddy? Boo!!!

dontgetit

Do you know who P Diddy is?

He's knocking on my door again, brb

Originally posted by Neo_Communist
Do you know who P Diddy is?

yeh.. duh! I wasn't born yesterday..and I haven't been living in a cave...or under a rock...

Originally posted by Neo_Communist
He's knocking on my door again, brb

Tell him I said hi!

eatmunchph

We had a lovely conversation.
Guy: Where is my friend, the bubble gum?
Me: No Idea, why are you asking me?
Guy: Me thinks you know the bubble gum
Me: ........Well......I dont....
Guy: You sure?
Me: Yes
Guy: Deeply sorry to waste your time
Me: S'ok

Originally posted by Neo_Communist
We had a lovely conversation.
Guy: Where is my friend, the bubble gum?
Me: No Idea, why are you asking me?
Guy: Me thinks you know the bubble gum
Me: ........Well......I dont....
Guy: You sure?
Me: Yes
Guy: Deeply sorry to waste your time
Me: S'ok

he maybe loves you? naughty

I'm gum!

the sound in my left ear just went weird... like muffled...

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
he maybe loves you? naughty

I'm gum!

the sound in my left ear just went weird... like muffled...
eww! no!

really

cool

Im loggin off now, c'ya

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
he maybe loves you? naughty

I'm gum!

the sound in my left ear just went weird... like muffled...

Mine tooshock

Originally posted by Neo_Communist
eww! no!

really

cool

Im loggin off now, c'ya

wave

Originally posted by Mist
Mine tooshock

we must be connected sexually...

um..inside joke

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
we must be connected sexually...

um..inside joke

I was also thinking this same thoughtshock

Um..inside joke also

smiley_abzw