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So this one time I was 🤘 and Mist says to me, "Dammit, stop being a 😖anta:!" So I got in line to see 🤺, only to realize they had closed the show because of 🧑‍⚕️ .

I was 😠 , but it all turned well when I saw my little 😍 singing under the 💃 . I took her hand, and decided to head down to the local 🍺 , but was inturrupted by illigal 👽 , who then stole my 😍 from me.

I became 😒 and slowly in due time became an awesome 🥷 !!! Which was more helpful then being a 🏴‍☠️ , 🪩 , or a 🐰

... Soon enough, I found their secret hideout, and stormed in 😮‍💨 , in which case the 👽 started to 🤣 ,

😂

Well I like to 👆 and in my spare time I 👀 but my favorite thing to do is 👽

soon after they all 😇 , and I 😆 because I killed them. The ****ing end...

Hmm?

😂

Nice eh?

I once walked into a beta and I was so 🪩 that I almost 😖anta: but fortunatly ✅ was there to stop me.

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
I once walked into a beta and I was so 🪩 that I almost 😖anta: but fortunatly ✅ was there to stop me.

That was pretty funny, but it needs to make at least alittle bit more sense to take full effect...

Ok then...

I was so 😆 that my 😉 was about to 🤘 so I took some 👽 and sold them at the fair.

So me ( 👀 ) and Rob ( diva ) went to get drunk but then Rob ( diva ) said he wanted to wanker so I left to get chinese by myself 😎

Originally posted by Mist
So me ( 👀 ) and Rob ( diva ) went to get drunk but then Rob ( diva ) said he wanted to wanker so I left to get chinese by myself 😎

😂....hysterical...

Originally posted by Mist
So me ( 👀 ) and Rob ( diva ) went to get drunk but then Rob ( diva ) said he wanted to wanker so I left to get chinese by myself 😎

Not bad.

I needed more smileys...