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****! Who cares?

Originally posted by Lord Matreid
****! Who cares?

Dude, just askin....

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Dude, just askin....

O.K, it's just that those banana dances you do really piss me off...

To answer the question, I don't know...

Sorry about the Banana. Im addicted on Banana Dances...

You obviously need help...

Determination to overcome this addiction is the first step in recovery...

They turn off his suit. But of course, to cite the best quote ever "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb", Luke never has the mental capacity to connect two and two together and actually PUSH the buttons.

Seriously AnakinDayWalker or Lil Kruger whatever you want to call yourself...STOP MAKING THREADS!!!

They play his mp3's

Yah, I heard Vader is a fan of Fifty Cent.

It's the original iPod, the iNvader.

yeah vader likes to listen to 50 cent and snoop dwag while killing reble scum

on a serious note i dont know what the buttons did maybe they altered the in suit tempreture and stuff like that

lil krueger, because of my hate towards freddy and ur sig, im not answering you. Ive researched unlike some ppl, and i know what these buttons do. But because of ur riduclous thread involoving me, im not answerinf ur question

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
It's the original iPod, the iNvader.

Not where Vader comes from.

The buttons probably are settings for his suit.

Originally posted by darthrevan89
Seriously AnakinDayWalker or Lil Kruger whatever you want to call yourself...STOP MAKING THREADS!!!

Go to hell and may your carcass burn!!

Krueger/Anakin, that's uncalled for. Do you wisht to gather a warning?

Originally posted by Captain REX
Krueger/Anakin, that's uncalled for. Do you wisht to gather a warning?

No.

Thou hast been warned.

No seriously, dude... iVader... It would sell and you know it.

Probably.

Krueger/Anakin hasn't been warned YET. Just threatening the warning if she/he/it goes over the line again...

The constant threads are a tad of a nuisance...

the buttons on vadar suits make sounds. like if you press one it says No, i am your father. and an other one makes a lightsaber crash sound. the other one says the toilet ran out of toilet paper. no really i don't know but interesting thread i am curious.

I meant he or she was warned about being warned....

And I should market the iVader... It doubles as a Darth Vader voice masker and comes complete with a pocket lightsaber for those pesky muggers.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
I meant he or she was warned about being warned....

And I should market the iVader... It doubles as a Darth Vader voice masker and comes complete with a pocket lightsaber for those pesky muggers.

I'd get one of those!

*Is a marketing genius* Oh yeah...

Wow! I made an interesting topic!

Originally posted by Clawed The Bum
the buttons on vadar suits make sounds. like if you press one it says No, i am your father. and an other one makes a lightsaber crash sound. the other one says the toilet ran out of toilet paper. no really i don't know but interesting thread i am curious.



Hahahahah. You made me laugh so hard...

I think that it's a tv. Yes, It's totally a tv. Probably it's like the giant remote control.

Sidious uses Vader to change the big screen on the Death Star.

"Oh I'm quite afraid the rebels will be without cable, young Skywalker."

It's A Microwave ...

Another pic...

It actually calls his mom to come pick him up from the movie theater

Originally posted by darthrevan89
Another pic...

You love me dont you? Thats why you keep coming on to my thread. Your an idiot.

JAJAJAJAJAJA, iNvader!!!!!!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

I want one!!!!!!

Myabe it was just to look kool for the Movie seriously Lil Krueger we need u stop posting it irritates us ur a disturbing thread maker. Sorry to say this BUT!!!

The red one changes his voice, One silver one makes that breathing noise, and the other accesses randomized phrases like: "YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE" and "Don't make me distroy you".

IVE FOUND THE ANSWER!!!

im gonna be working on it tommorow, i hope it will be funny, its making me laugh already

Originally posted by Lord-Nihilus
IVE FOUND THE ANSWER!!!

im gonna be working on it tommorow, i hope it will be funny, its making me laugh already

Well hurry up with it... please.

That's his cell phone.

Its his all in one copy printer laptop and fax. Thats how he knows everything. If he is out of date he pops a break in his tube with the laptop

OOOH I got it!

It's his hi tech (Drum-role please!)....................................
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DOG WHISTLE!

I know It's VERY stupid.

Originally posted by jhayes91
It actually calls his mom to come pick him up from the movie theater

Triumph the insult comic dog- Conan O'brian LOL funny

Vader's a Journey fan, NOT a Snoop Dog fan.

damn, mine turned out to be a waste of time and misery, mine was based around the idea of the Buzz Lightyear action figure, apart from it was darth vader...

But it failed

Button 1: Random Vadar Voices:hmmm, the force is true in this one.
Button 2:Pop out lightsaber for swoosh swish action.
Button 3:Unlocks the door to his Tie Fighter advanced

Why has this lame ass thread gone on as long as it has?

I don't know, but I hope it lasts.

The Empire Needs You

It's an immensely complex SW-style Bop-It, implanted into his chest to give him something to do.
http://www.hasbro.be/img/product/1085_1.jpg

lol thats hilarious

Thanks, man.

Originally posted by Darth Somebody
Vader's a Journey fan, NOT a Snoop Dog fan. NAH, I say Vader's an Eminem fan.

Both are white and think they're black.

Darn it where are those crickets!

They shock him every time he does GOOD instead of EVIL!

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
You love me dont you? Thats why you keep coming on to my thread. Your an idiot.

Bite your tongue or I'll pull it out.

its his auto matic coffe macine and its for his vibrating happy hour when hes thinking of padme its tunres his robotic pee pee on

button 1: Flush
button 2: Shower
button 3: Air fragrance
button 4: capuccino

I think I might be the only person with an ansew for this. LMAO!

Anyways, the chest plate (as said by the STAR WARS INSIDER issue 81, the only issue I own.) is Vader's life systems computer. The silver bands that branket both sides of the box are life functions sensor arrays that constantly monitor Vader's health.
THe "coin slots" lining the left-hand side use color-coded lights to display the status of pulmonary systems, respiratory systems, and neural systems.
The colored squares to the right of the slots are the command override switch, the auto/manual switch, and the system reset switch. Underneath these is a row of four programming touchplates.
also on those belt boxes are a temperture regulation system and a respitory sensor matrix. The electromagnetic belt buckle itself contains an audio enhancement unit, since Vader's lungs are bascially non-existant.

Now, I know someone said something about why Luke didn't just press all the buttons to kill Vader. Well, the buttons actually don't work with a simple touch. The control activator is housed on one of those "garage door openers" - only when this button is touched will the chest plate controls work.

But then again, it could just be a Sith Lord Smoothis maker...

They control the power doors to his tie fighter.

I got a pic for this... Wait til I get home...

Lol, how much are the ivaders selling at and do you think i could perhaps uprgrade my package and get a curved hilt on my saber?

RE: What do the buttons on Vaders chest do?


Switch no.1 Make him die an agonizing death by fire

Switch no.2 Make him die an agonizing death by subjecting him to Vanilla Ice

Switch no.3 Make him die an agonizing death by subjecting him to the best of Michael Bolton.

I think Vader likes Goth or Acid. Oh well hope he dies soon.

Vaders a dark depressing evil type of person probably a marylin manson fan.

Here ya go...