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my stupid ****ing dog is pissing me off!!

there's a b!tch on heat or something coz he keeps whining non-stop, I've let him out loads, there's water, he's been fed... he just keeps scratching at the door and whining.


stupid idiot dog, no matter how much I tell him off he carries on whining and scratching at the door!

arrgggh he's driving me mad!!!

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Just needed to get that out.

Get a cat and eat your oatmeal.

Stop trying to be slipknothysterical

Originally posted by kmcdude
Stop trying to be slipknothysterical

How funny.

There probably is a female in heat somewhere. Maybe you should let him out in the yard and keep him there for a while. Maybe he will calm down after a while. *shrug*

I want to sleep but his constant whining is driving me insane

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Originally posted by Lady_Jade
There probably is a female in heat somewhere. Maybe you should let him out in the yard and keep him there for a while. Maybe he will calm down after a while. *shrug*

I can't coz our fence is broke at the back where some kids kicked it in so if I let him out he will do a runner..which he has done many a time before.
that why he's shut in the bedroom with me, because he'll just break the back doors open, he's chewed through my dad's wallpapering table before, and pushed out a pane of glass in our back door...

I want to chop his balls off but my sis won't let me.

buy him a soft toy

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actually kmcdude will oblige to your dog's request

Solution By Lil Krueger-Step By Step

-Go to Junkyard
-Get a leadpip
-Beat the crap out of the dog until he dies
-Go to Neighbor and ask for dinner
-Hide the leadpipe on Neighbor's drawer
-Call Animal Police
-Accuse your neighbor of killing your dog
-Get a cat
-Live Happily

cats get on heat as well and they are worse than dogs besides tha being a horrid thing for you to say

Well I just found out the real reason why my dog wouldn't stop whining...

He's got the shits!

He just shat all over my bedroom carpet..up a carrier bag and on my winter coat...


and I've cleaned it all upa nd no matter how much I spray stuff the smell won't go away weep

Don't you dare laugh

I haven't quite seen the funny side of it yet...

man it ****ing stinks! sick

Oh why did you have to tell us that?

How bout you stop scaring your dog so it doesnt want to get the **** out? Dogs smell angryess~! .....

Originally posted by Masrix
How bout you stop scaring your dog so it doesnt want to get the **** out? Dogs smell angryess~! .....






hysterical

Originally posted by Masrix
How bout you stop scaring your dog so it doesnt want to get the **** out? Dogs smell angryess~! .....

get out!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
get out! why? what i do?

Dogs also smell peoples crotches

Originally posted by Masrix
why? what i do?

Making it out like I'm mean to my dog!
like it's my fault he crapped everywhere!

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Dogs also smell peoples crotches and buttholes

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Making it out like I'm mean to my dog!
like it's my fault he crapped everywhere!
lol it obviosly is, your obviosly not taking your dog out enough or paying much attention to it.

Originally posted by Masrix
and buttholes

your a butthole!

now get outta my thread!

Originally posted by Masrix
lol it obviosly is, your obviosly not taking your dog out enough or paying much attention to it.

seriously **** off! fist
How is not taking my dog out and not paying him attention gonna give him the runs! you dickwad!

now shut the hell up as you don't know nuthin ****ing noob!

Im scared now Piggle cry

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
seriously **** off! fist
How is not taking my dog out and not paying him attention gonna give him the runs! you dickwad!

now shut the hell up as you don't know nuthin ****ing noob! Well ive probley had a dog longer then you and where does the word noob come into all of this? serisoly? like it could mean your dog is sick and needs to go to the vet or has a bowel infecion

Originally posted by Masrix
Well ive probley had a dog longer then you and where does the word noob come into all of this? serisoly? like it could mean your dog is sick and needs to go to the vet or has a bowel infecion

yeh ok seeing as I've had my dogs my whole life and your what ****ing 4 or something... you should just shut up now!
Yeh like I'm ****ing stupid.. if he has the shits for longer than a day then obviously I'm gonna do something about it!
who died and make you a ****ing vet?!

I am seriously fuming! ranting
you don't know me! how dare you accuse me of mistreating my animals!

why don't you go climb back into the hole you crawled out of!

Piggle..he's 14

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Piggle..he's 14

so I missed a 1....
misticle sweety.. if your not gonna be helpful please stay quiet!

i hate dogs...

Please someone close this thread before I go getting myself banned or something

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
so I missed a 1....
misticle sweety.. if your not gonna be helpful please stay quiet!

schmoll

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
yeh ok seeing as I've had my dogs my whole life and your what ****ing 4 or something... you should just shut up now!
Yeh like I'm ****ing stupid.. if he has the shits for longer than a day then obviously I'm gonna do something about it!
who died and make you a ****ing vet?!

I am seriously fuming! ranting
you don't know me! how dare you accuse me of mistreating my animals!

why don't you go climb back into the hole you crawled out of!


Leave him alone,you bullygun_bandana

Originally posted by kmcdude
Leave him alone,you bullygun_bandana

oh you can shutup aswell!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
oh you can shutup aswell!

Serisoly now i can see WHY YOUR DOG IS SHITTING **** you are being a *****... you know if you said something like, "nah i dont mistret my animals i love my dog" or somethin it was diffrent but you freaked jesus crist!

yeh because you don't know me and you have the audacity to accuse me of mistreating my animals!

what if some random person in the street started accusing you of beating your mum or something?

I apologize for my reaction, but that just goes to show you how strongly I feel for my dogs.

anyways I am done with this now.

True this argument did prove a poin though, you do love your dog and i'm sorry for acusing you of beating it.

apology accepted.

The End.

*Will a Mod please close or delete this thread now, thankyou*