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The Women's Rules


The female always makes the rules
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The female may change her mind at any time.
The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The male is expected to mind read at all times.
Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
The female is ready when she is ready.
The male must be ready at all time.
The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

Wow... none of those are my "rules" cause I don't have "rules"

Lol...well this was ver biased when it was made..

how do you obtain all these answers ive lived in a house full of nothing but women and a gay brother for years and dont know as much as you do

Originally posted by Masrix
Lol...well this was ver biased when it was made..
VERY

Originally posted by GGgrievous725
how do you obtain all these answers ive lived in a house full of nothing but women and a gay brother for years and dont know as much as you do lol well...

All i ask of my boy friend is to be sweet, dont be a jerk in front of his friends, dont cheat on me, and please dont turn gay cuz if im going out with him..i really like him.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
All i ask of my boy friend is to be sweet, dont be a jerk in front of his friends, dont cheat on me, and please dont turn gay cuz if im going out with him..i really like him. we might come into problem with the whole "dont turn gay part"

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
we might come into problem with the whole "dont turn gay part" whys that?

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
whys that? i dont know

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i dont know oh really?

yes

as long as hes not gay at the moment in_love

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
as long as hes not gay at the moment in_love

wow anywho....

my women doesn't make the rules......i wear the pants in this relationship

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
my women doesn't make the rules......i wear the pants in this relationship and she wears the mini skirts in the relationship

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
and she wears the mini skirts in the relationship true droolio

hehe and she picked them out for you ^__^

Originally posted by ayjay
hehe and she picked them out for you ^__^ ......so

I wear the mini skirts in the relationship with my bf...im gonna dump him now...single and sexeh.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
I wear the mini skirts in the relationship with my bf...im gonna dump him now...single and sexeh. naughty

MmmmMm...mini-skirt...

indeed

You two are so sweet...i am talking to him.......................dumped him.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
my women doesn't make the rules......i wear the pants in this relationship try ona a skirt and post a pic

Originally posted by Clovie
try ona a skirt and post a pic clovie...he needs to shave before the pic is taken!

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
You two are so sweet...i am talking to him.......................dumped him. Originally posted by Clovie
try ona a skirt and post a pic

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
clovie...he needs to shave before the pic is taken!

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
clovie...he needs to shave before the pic is taken! i can wait untill he does

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
tell me when you're done with it

lol wear a pink mini skirt!

Originally posted by Clovie
i can wait untill he does

tell me when you're done with it naughtyOriginally posted by Puddin Pop
lol wear a pink mini skirt!

Oh darn....got to go, bye bye luvs ya all!

byeee

ok......i might have taken a pic of me with a pink skirt on

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
naughty whip2purplequeen1


Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
ok......i might have taken a pic of me with a pink skirt on do it post it

Originally posted by Clovie
whip2purplequeen1


do it post it its in a seperate thread

oh bag

its not me....just a googled pic...

wasn't hard to guess...

Originally posted by Clovie
wasn't hard to guess... damnit

try better next time

sadwalk

bag hug

:kisses:

didn't work

Originally posted by Clovie
didn't work bag......kisses

now better winkiss

and bag is miiine whip2

Originally posted by Clovie
now better winkiss

and bag is miiine whip2 do you like the bag naughty

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
do you like the bag naughty but it's still MIINE bouncingbag

Originally posted by Clovie
but it's still MIINE bouncingbag that is so cool

i've found it some time ago

Learn to put the God damned toilet seat down yourself, it doesn't require that much work.

You know you expect a present just as much as a woman would for her Birthday, Anniversary, etc.

Sometimes we are not thinking of you either...

Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as PMS, periods, make-up, clothes that make our asses look fat, etc.

Sunday = A Woman's right to the couch.


Shopping IS a sport, whereas, jumping around the living room trying to find the remote is not!

No matter what, we ARE going to ask you if our asses look great in our pants or not.

We WILL play the flamingo leg game.

Men DO cry, just not as often as men. Don't hide it.

You're supposed to buy stuff for us, we're not going to go out lingerie shopping just because you asked us to unless it's a special occasion.

Take time to try and actually remember dates. It makes us happier.

Get some more shoes.

We like to hear 'YES' alot.

Don't bother asking us what's wrong unless you have the intent to help us out.

We can't check our own oil unless you help us, get off your fat ass and do it.

We'll bring up things from the past into an argument, just because we can and because we can ACTUALLY REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK!

If you want us to wear those little short shorts, expect us to find you an interesting outfit to our liking for you to wear too. --Tough it up.

Quit looking.

We'll tell you how we want things done, even if you don't want us to. It's in our nature.

Real men are there to listen to their girlfriends, even DURING the movie instead of the commercials.

You DEFINATELY need directions; especially if we end up in Georgia and wanted to go to North Carolina.

We whine to our girlfriends. Get over that too.

Use vagisil for itches :P

If we tell you "nothing" is wrong and you actually THINK that that is out final answer, expect us to evil eye you the next day.

Last but not least, expect us to ***** you out if we're PMSing. If you know for a fact that we ARE PMSing do not say "Damn it must be that time of the month again", that only makes us 10x bitchier.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

im Jacope, i don have to

Already Did this.


Mine

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Already Did this.


Mine
Damn. Okay reported.

lol

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Damn. Okay reported.

Its Still Funny

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Learn to put the God damned toilet seat down yourself, it doesn't require that much work.

You know you expect a present just as much as a woman would for her Birthday, Anniversary, etc.

Sometimes we are not thinking of you either...

Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as PMS, periods, make-up, clothes that make our asses look fat, etc.

Sunday = A Woman's right to the couch.


Shopping IS a sport, whereas, jumping around the living room trying to find the remote is not!

No matter what, we ARE going to ask you if our asses look great in our pants or not.

We WILL play the flamingo leg game.

Men DO cry, just not as often as men. Don't hide it.

You're supposed to buy stuff for us, we're not going to go out lingerie shopping just because you asked us to unless it's a special occasion.

Take time to try and actually remember dates. It makes us happier.

Get some more shoes.

We like to hear 'YES' alot.

Don't bother asking us what's wrong unless you have the intent to help us out.

We can't check our own oil unless you help us, get off your fat ass and do it.

We'll bring up things from the past into an argument, just because we can and because we can ACTUALLY REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK!

If you want us to wear those little short shorts, expect us to find you an interesting outfit to our liking for you to wear too. --Tough it up.

Quit looking.

We'll tell you how we want things done, even if you don't want us to. It's in our nature.

Real men are there to listen to their girlfriends, even DURING the movie instead of the commercials.

You DEFINATELY need directions; especially if we end up in Georgia and wanted to go to North Carolina.

We whine to our girlfriends. Get over that too.

Use vagisil for itches :P

If we tell you "nothing" is wrong and you actually THINK that that is out final answer, expect us to evil eye you the next day.

Last but not least, expect us to ***** you out if we're PMSing. If you know for a fact that we ARE PMSing do not say "Damn it must be that time of the month again", that only makes us 10x bitchier.

you left out the penis

Women's rules for men?

Quite Wench, and fetch me a sandwhich.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Women's rules for men?

Quite Wench, and fetch me a sandwhich.
*Slap* Call me a wench again and I'll shove that sandwich up your ass!

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Learn to put the God damned toilet seat down yourself, it doesn't require that much work.

You know you expect a present just as much as a woman would for her Birthday, Anniversary, etc.

Sometimes we are not thinking of you either...

Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as PMS, periods, make-up, clothes that make our asses look fat, etc.

Sunday = A Woman's right to the couch.


Shopping IS a sport, whereas, jumping around the living room trying to find the remote is not!

No matter what, we ARE going to ask you if our asses look great in our pants or not.

We WILL play the flamingo leg game.

Men DO cry, just not as often as men. Don't hide it.

You're supposed to buy stuff for us, we're not going to go out lingerie shopping just because you asked us to unless it's a special occasion.

Take time to try and actually remember dates. It makes us happier.

Get some more shoes.

We like to hear 'YES' alot.

Don't bother asking us what's wrong unless you have the intent to help us out.

We can't check our own oil unless you help us, get off your fat ass and do it.

We'll bring up things from the past into an argument, just because we can and because we can ACTUALLY REMEMBER THAT FAR BACK!

If you want us to wear those little short shorts, expect us to find you an interesting outfit to our liking for you to wear too. --Tough it up.

Quit looking.

We'll tell you how we want things done, even if you don't want us to. It's in our nature.

Real men are there to listen to their girlfriends, even DURING the movie instead of the commercials.

You DEFINATELY need directions; especially if we end up in Georgia and wanted to go to North Carolina.

We whine to our girlfriends. Get over that too.

Use vagisil for itches :P

If we tell you "nothing" is wrong and you actually THINK that that is out final answer, expect us to evil eye you the next day.

Last but not least, expect us to ***** you out if we're PMSing. If you know for a fact that we ARE PMSing do not say "Damn it must be that time of the month again", that only makes us 10x bitchier.



clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
*Slap* Call me a wench again and I'll shove that sandwich up your ass!

Quite whore and fetch me a sandwhich!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
clapping clapping clapping clapping clapping
*Curtsies* I made a mess-up on my list, Men DO cry, just not as often as men. Don't hide it. I meant as women.
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Quite whore and fetch me a sandwhich!
You just WANT me to shove that sandwich up your ass!

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
(...)

You just WANT me to shove that sandwich up your ass!

Who knows, I might enjoy it as much as you will.

P.S.

I won't enjoy it, touch me and I dislocate your jaw.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Who knows, I might enjoy it as much as you will.

P.S.

I won't enjoy it, touch me and I dislocate your jaw.
I'll only enjoy it for the fact that, well, you'll literally have a sandwich up your ass.
P.S
*Pokes and runs*

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
I'll only enjoy it for the fact that, well, you'll literally have a sandwich up your ass.

Literly, LOL.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
P.S
*Pokes and runs*

Meet Chubby.

Chubby Is a loaded Elephant Rifle.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Literly, LOL.



Meet Chubby.

Chubby Is a loaded Elephant Rifle.
Meet Chubby...
Chubby is my actual pet elephant.

Whats PMS?

Originally posted by JLred
Whats PMS?

Post Menstrual Syndrom.

A time where women get edgy and jomp down our throtes for no good reason otehr then there hormon imballence gets them wild.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Meet Chubby...
Chubby is my actual pet elephant.

I was more refering to you... but sure I have many bullets

Originally posted by JLred
Whats PMS?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I was more refering to you... but sure I have many bullets
Pow Pow Pow!

Originally posted by Masrix
The Women's Rules


The female always makes the rules
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The female may change her mind at any time.
The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The male is expected to mind read at all times.
Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
The female is ready when she is ready.
The male must be ready at all time.
The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. you forgot some.

The male can only look at the female
The female is always on top
The male can't get his own way
The female always gets her own way
The male can only comment on the female's looks when appropiate
The male is not allowed to know when it is appropiate
The male should automatically know when it is appropiate
The male is always stupid
The female is always smart
The male can't do anything
The female can do everything
The female is always fat
The male isn't allowed to call the female fat
The male is always supposed to tell the truth when asked
The male can't comment on these rules because the female said so.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Already Did this.


Mine I like ILoveMyDaniel's more.......and what Captain Falcon added to your's

Thanks