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unless they're naked droolio

clothes are evil

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
clothes are evil really eyes

very evil.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
unless they're naked droolio You read my mind..drool

male pigs! schmoll

Yep we all are.

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
You read my mind..drool damn right

I say we chain them all up and make them sex slaves and take away all their rights
































*Waits for Someone to flip out over my Sarcastic post*

sounds good to me.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I say we chain them all up and make them sex slaves and take away all their rights
































*Waits for Someone to flip out over my Sarcastic post* i say good idea

yeah, but some ladies don't look good naked.

Originally posted by dave123
male pigs! schmoll you shouldn't generalise



I'm in sleeping dress..does it count as naked?

Originally posted by mysterio69
yeah, but some ladies don't look good naked. i have that shirtOriginally posted by Clovie
you shouldn't generalise



I'm in sleeping dress..does it count as naked? if its see through naughty

Originally posted by mysterio69
yeah, but some ladies don't look good naked. so we'll just put a bag over them then toss them over a cliff.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
unless they're naked droolio

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
damn right

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I say we chain them all up and make them sex slaves and take away all their rights
































*Waits for Someone to flip out over my Sarcastic post* Damn Right!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I say we chain them all up and make them sex slaves and take away all their rights




*Waits for Someone to flip out over my Sarcastic post* is there like... a petition going around that I can sign or something?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
really eyes if you say so

Wooo!

wooooo

women are superior to men. that is just the way of things.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
wooooo wooooo

Retarded statement of the day goes to
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
women are superior to men. that is just the way of things.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i have that shirt if its see through naughty it is not very covering


Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
women are superior to men. that is just the way of things. good job FJ

Originally posted by dave123
Retarded statement of the day goes to
the "I know nothing about women" award goes to......well, you know the rest.

Originally posted by Clovie
it is not very covering


good job FJ droolio

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
the "I know nothing about women" award goes to......well, you know the rest. You're whipped, don't apply that to the rest of the world

RANDOM

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
RANDOM indeed

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
RANDOM thank you

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
droolio winkiss

Originally posted by Clovie
winkiss eyes

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
eyes that smilie doesn't look well used by a guy bag

Originally posted by Clovie
that smilie doesn't look well used by a guy bag are you sure eyes or shall i do this one naughty

hmm.....dunnno swank

Originally posted by Clovie
hmm.....dunnno swank i think its time for some smilie foreplay....naughty

Originally posted by dave123
You're whipped, don't apply that to the rest of the world
me being whipped has nothing to do with it. i have always known this. wanna know the biggest reason women are superior to men? THEY GIVE BIRTH.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i think its time for some smilie foreplay....naughty oh is it? whip2

yes it is droolio

Then it could be argued that a scientist is superior to every other profession because they can make babies in test tubes Which is clearly not correct

Originally posted by dave123
Then it could be argued that a scientist is superior to every other profession because they can make babies in test tubes Which is clearly not correct yeah well....you're ugly

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yes it is droolio shame it's soo late


Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yeah well....you're ugly have you seen a pic of him?

Originally posted by Clovie
have you seen a pic of him? I'm 99% sure he hasn't

Originally posted by Clovie
shame it's soo late


have you seen a pic of him? no...it was just a random insult

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
me being whipped has nothing to do with it. i have always known this. wanna know the biggest reason women are superior to men? THEY GIVE BIRTH. Yea and if guys didnt pump them full of cream the wouldnt BE giving birth now would they?

Originally posted by dave123
I'm 99% sure he hasn't i wanna see one!!!


Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
no...it was just a random insult so..if i get any compliments they're also random?

Originally posted by Clovie
you shouldn't generalise



I'm in sleeping dress..does it count as naked?

hemmmmm? flemmmm? drool

Originally posted by justjakk
hemmmmm? flemmmm? drool flem? phlegm?

Originally posted by Clovie
i wanna see one!!!


so..if i get any compliments they're also random? maybe ...i love your smell

Originally posted by Clovie
it is not very covering


good job FJ

once again hemmmm? flemmmm? droool

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
maybe ...i love your smell very random

Originally posted by justjakk
once again hemmmm? flemmmm? droool and it is a good thing?

Originally posted by Clovie
very random

and it is a good thing? why the long face?

Originally posted by Clovie
flem? phlegm?

its like suddenly i lost my ability to talk straight...i meen hhhheeeem,mmmminnnin?

Originally posted by Clovie
very random

and it is a good thing?


is pie and waffles good hun? i meen hhhheeelllllooooo nurse!!!

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
why the long face? coz that prved that i sholdn't belive in any compliments.

Originally posted by justjakk
its like suddenly i lost my ability to talk straight...i meen hhhheeeem,mmmminnnin? why so?


Originally posted by justjakk
is pie and waffles good hun? i meen hhhheeelllllooooo nurse!!! nurse?

Originally posted by Clovie
coz that prved that i sholdn't belive in any compliments.

why so?


nurse? i'm sorry hug

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i'm sorry hug forgivn hug


but i still know now.

Women suck....



































Me preferably

Originally posted by Clovie
forgivn hug


but i still know now. just remember, there are ugly people outside of my window

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
just remember, there are ugly people outside of my window what do you mean?

Originally posted by Clovie
what do you mean? i use the term ugly for many things....one way i use it is to describe people i hate...i call them ugly, or smelly, or bastards...so they were neighbors that i hate

Originally posted by Clovie
coz that prved that i sholdn't belive in any compliments.

why so?


nurse?

its like when a guy sees a totally hot female, he doesnt know too well how to react....like those tex avery cartoons with the wolf and the hot dancer.


nurse? yes...im in pain....help me? i can fake not breathing.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i use the term ugly for many things....one way i use it is to describe people i hate...i call them ugly, or smelly, or bastards...so they were neighbors that i hate i seeeeeeee....


Originally posted by justjakk
its like when a guy sees a totally hot female, he doesnt know too well how to react....like those tex avery cartoons with the wolf and the hot dancer.


nurse? yes...im in pain....help me? i can fake not breathing. i know wolf cartoons....


that sounded disturbing bag

whelp ima gonna jet on out of here

Originally posted by Clovie


that sounded disturbing bag


yes.....yes i am....thank you

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yea and if guys didnt pump them full of cream the wouldnt BE giving birth now would they?
ever hear of artificial insemenization?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ever hear of artificial insemenization? Ever heard of the guy that has to have a quick wank to make those spermies?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ever hear of artificial insemenization?

thats how blue bell makes its ice cream

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
whelp ima gonna jet on out of here have fun


Originally posted by justjakk
yes.....yes i am....thank you sorry it's just too late.

Originally posted by Clovie


sorry it's just too late.


sniff sniff.....



































































is that popcorn?

guys NEED women. we need them for more things than you know...

women need men for one thing only: getting pregnant. if a woman decided to swear off guys and never have kids, she would be just fine. wanna know why? VIBRATORS. guys dont have anything like this, just our hands.

Originally posted by justjakk
sniff sniff.....



































































is that popcorn? popcorn?


g'night

Not to be over-sexist, but who invented practically everything, and constructed almost everything?

Originally posted by dave123
Not to be over-sexist, but who invented practically everything, and constructed almost everything? it sounds like a quote from one polish movie.... lol


and of course it were WOMEN. the wives of those guys who got fame coz of that.

man, that is the most sexist remark i have ever heard.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
man, that is the most sexist remark i have ever heard. was that the best attempt you could do at trying to sneak out of admitting that women need men more than just to get pregnant?

If so, it sucked

FJ, if you're reading this, he's only being nice to girls so you'll reward him later

So give him NOTHING

Originally posted by dave123
was that the best attempt you could do at trying to sneak out of admitting that women need men more than just to get pregnant?

If so, it sucked

FJ, if you're reading this, he's only being nice to girls so you'll reward him later

So give him NOTHING
i wasnt trying to sneak out of anything. i just dont like talking to someone who is as hard headed as i am.
as for FJ, i receive no rewards from her. i receive only unconditional love, which i return twofold. jealous much?

It's not unconditional if the amount you give back to her is dependant on what she gives to you

But seriously, I like that term, "unconditional love", if only more relationships had some of that....

As for jealous... you're a lucky bastard, I'll give you that But you enjoy it, there's plenty of other women out there for me, so it's not like you having her makes me any worse off

I am off to bed, and I wish you a very good night

Originally posted by dave123
It's not unconditional if the amount you give back to her is dependant on what she gives to you

But seriously, I like that term, "unconditional love", if only more relationships had some of that....

As for jealous... you're a lucky bastard, I'll give you that But you enjoy it, there's plenty of other women out there for me, so it's not like you having her makes me any worse off

I am off to bed, and I wish you a very good night

yes, i am the luckiest man in the world, dave. i thank god every day for bringing her into my life.
yes, there are lots of women out there, and you will find the one that makes you as happy as FJ makes me.
sleep tight!!!

you and sauce have made my night - I couldn't have put what both of you have said any better

last thing on your mind at night, first thing and the morning and all that what a feeling droolio/cry

see ya

Originally posted by dave123
Not to be over-sexist, but who invented practically everything, and constructed almost everything?

me

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
man, that is the most sexist remark i have ever heard.

whipped

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i wasnt trying to sneak out of anything. i just dont like talking to someone who is as hard headed as i am.
as for FJ, i receive no rewards from her. i receive only unconditional love, which i return twofold. jealous much?

you're whipped and you lie very well

Originally posted by dave123
you and sauce have made my night - I couldn't have put what both of you have said any better

last thing on your mind at night, first thing and the morning and all that what a feeling droolio/cry

see ya
dood....you nailed it right on!!!!! she is the last thing on my mind at night, and the first thing in the morning. what a feeling indeed!!!
i am sure that some guys here have a mental pic of what FJ looks like, or what their fave female poster looks like. FJ was really mysterious at first. no pics whatsoever. then, when she came to see me, i was blown away!!! the real thing was a hundred times more beautiful and exotic than i could have possibly imagined.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dood....you nailed it right on!!!!! she is the last thing on my mind at night, and the first thing in the morning. what a feeling indeed!!!
i am sure that some guys here have a mental pic of what FJ looks like, or what their fave female poster looks like. FJ was really mysterious at first. no pics whatsoever. then, when she came to see me, i was blown away!!! the real thing was a hundred times more beautiful and exotic than i could have possibly imagined.




ooooooooh, thats not gonna work yanno

Originally posted by justjakk
ooooooooh, thats not gonna work yanno
whats not gonna work? and who the hell is yanno?

I know what Irene looks like droolio

And I don't think I have ever seen FJ... I'm not sure

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
whats not gonna work? and who the hell is yanno?


yanno is an ancient bummed out, wasting time. lazy ass alabamian word that meens whipped ass man. lol j/k

Originally posted by dave123
I know what Irene looks like droolio

And I don't think I have ever seen FJ... I'm not sure
i think i have seen irene's pic here too.
no, FJ has never posted a pic here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i think i have seen irene's pic here too.
no, FJ has never posted a pic here.


oh well, first time for everything.

Righto, jakk. i have been trying to get her to post one here, but to no avail. any tips on persuading her?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Righto, jakk. i have been trying to get her to post one here, but to no avail. any tips on persuading her?


tell her i said hi.


if that dont work, superglue her to the chair in front of the computer.

*Lurks*

lets see....hows about.....chinese water torture? nah, she aint chinese.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lets see....hows about.....chinese water torture? nah, she aint chinese.

that might work if you had enough water.........i have a cousin who could help with that.

she'll come around. she just thinks its a bit weird posting her pic here.

yeah i know......im into weird things....is why i post my pics here...

i have a couple in the member pic thread. i figure what the hell?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
guys NEED women. we need them for more things than you know...

women need men for one thing only: getting pregnant. if a woman decided to swear off guys and never have kids, she would be just fine. wanna know why? VIBRATORS. guys dont have anything like this, just our hands.

Actually there is a thing for guys too. It looks kinda like a flashlight but instead of a lightbulb it's like a vagina....and you click on a button and it kinda.....i dunno.....massages your penis i think

My rocker gf from a few years back took great pleasure in sex-shop window-shopping

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
unless they're naked droolio damn im wearing a shirt and thong