Oompa Loompa Cult!

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Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC clut for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a mainstream belief
A pain in the neck and a whole lot of grief
Why don't you try simply joining a cult?
Or could you just think and consult?

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no problems with us

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you are orange you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/onpc/oompa_loompa.jpg

Revernd Maynard

dave123
Death to the Oompa Loompa race!

~Sir Mist~
Where do I sign up?droolio

mysterio69
i know a really tanned midget...erm...little person who looks exactly like that, cept' w/o the green hair. but still. weird.

Zatch
I'm in.

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evillaugh

Revernd Maynard

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Ok.... sign here *points to sheet of paper*

Revernd Maynard

Zatch
*takes the pen from Maynard and signs the paper.*

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
erm.....*signs paper* am i in am i in

Yup... I suppose..... Hmmm under species... you put human... I'm sorry It's the slave quarters for you.... Enjoy your stay..

~Sir Mist~
*cuts arms and signs in blood*droolio

Revernd Maynard

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Originally posted by Zatch
*takes the pen from Maynard and signs the paper.*

Welcome aboard fellow Oompa looma have an Opomaly Loompaly day!

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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
*cuts arms and signs in blood*droolio

Nice.... you are so gaining the rank of Higher Loompa..

Revernd Maynard

~Sir Mist~

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
but....why am i a slave and i was the first to sign up ???????

Sorry Oompa slave.... you are not permitted to talk to me... *dips slave in boiling oil*

Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Im sooo getting special discounts on Sundaysdroolio

And the 2nd thursday of the Oomonth

Revernd Maynard

Zatch
aren't oompa loompa's willy's slaves

~Sir Mist~
We should all get our own Oompa songdroolio

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Originally posted by Zatch
aren't oompa loompa's willy's slaves

Only few.... But we the loompas decide who...

Revernd Maynard

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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
We should all get our own Oompa songdroolio

**** yeah... Who'll write them.. automatic promotion to whoever does!

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
we can decide.....i choose not to be a slave big grin

We meaning the Master Loompas...

Not the loompa slaves

Revernd Maynard
i got one

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC clut for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a mainstream belief
A pain in the neck and a whole lot of grief
Why don't you try simply joining a cult?
Or could you just think and consult?

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no problems with us

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you are orange you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i got one

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC clut for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a mainstream belief
A pain in the neck and a whole lot of grief
Why don't you try simply joining a cult?
Or could you just think and consult?

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no problems with us

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you are orange you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Don't steal my song.... don't make me demote you.

Revernd Maynard

~Sir Mist~
laughing out loud

~Sir Mist~

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
You can get demoted from slave? laughing out loud really?

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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
You can get demoted from slave? laughing out loud

Yup.... Oompa shit on the bottom of the cults shoe.... loompa.

~Sir Mist~

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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i didn't know that was your song...i swear

*Shakes loompa fist*

Revernd Maynard

Revernd Maynard
i thought it was good big grin

~Sir Mist~
I want a songdisgust

Zatch
we need some oompa babes

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Promotion to Oompa better slave... for maynard.

Revernd Maynard

~Sir Mist~
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC song for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when your covered in poo?
A kick in the ass and slapped with a shoe?
Your beaten til your face is all black and blue.
Run back to mom coz Rob just owned you.

You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win at tic tac toe no expression

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
Listen to me if youve gotten this far
You will live as slaves to Willy too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC song for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when your covered in poo?
A kick in the ass and slapped with a shoe?
Your beaten til your face is all black and blue.
Run back to mom coz Rob just owned you.

You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win at tic tac toe no expression

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
Listen to me if youve gotten this far
You will live as slaves to Willy too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

rock

You are so a loompa master.

Zatch
yes I agree.

~Sir Mist~

*Georgina_A*
laughing out loud My friends and I made a thing where one of my friends is called the Pimp Boogeyman while the others are pimpa-lumpas! eek!

We even had a theme tune embarrasment We were going to freak people out in town by singing it laughing out loud

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
laughing out loud My friends and I made a thing where one of my friends is called the Pimp Boogeyman while the others are pimpa-lumpas! eek!

We even had a theme tune embarrasment We were going to freak people out in town by singing it laughing out loud

What the f**k?

Are you signing up or not?

*Georgina_A*

~Sir Mist~
I reckonroll eyes (sarcastic) Who does she think she is anyway?

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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
I reckonroll eyes (sarcastic) Who does she think she is anyway?

Some kind of female pimp loompa...

I'll have to re-read the OompaRuleBook

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
I reckonroll eyes (sarcastic) Who does she think she is anyway?

A pimpa-lumpa schmoll

And what do you rekon? disgust

~Sir Mist~
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
A pimpa-lumpa schmoll

And what do you rekon? disgust

mhm



Do girl loompas exist? I dont think they dodisgust

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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
mhm



Do girl loompas exist? I dont think they dodisgust

Checks rule book.... NO THEY DON'T!!!

AWAY WITH YOU mhm

*Georgina_A*

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
icon5

You're both not invited to my house anymore disgust

Which Oompa thrown you like most?

Ken Kenobi

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Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
clut? stick out tongue

Yes no expression

*Georgina_A*

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
The pretty pink one eyes

It's yours....

Now... get naked.

~Sir Mist~
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/onpc/oompa_loompa.jpg

Look at the one on the right...he's having fun..

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laughing out loud

*Georgina_A*

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Now? ninja


Meh.... yes ninja

~Sir Mist~
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
He's yours naughty


Feck noWhat the f**k?






























The one on the left is naughty

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The one at the back is mine.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/onpc/oompa_loompa.jpg

*Georgina_A*

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
You first ninja

OK.... ninja

*strips naked* ninja

*Georgina_A*

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
...*Points and laughs* HAHAHA laughing out loud

You should feel like shit... that was so very predictable...

*stands proud*

~Sir Mist~
*points and laughs also*laughing out loud

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*Rips off Mist's and Georgy's cloths in a blind rage*

*Georgina_A*

~Sir Mist~
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Points and laughs at Mist and Spoon* laughing out loud

*points and.....stares* droolio ninja stick out tongue

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
laughing out loud



laughing out loud



laughing out loud...ninja

*Points and laughs at Mist and Spoon* laughing out loud

*Looks at Georgy intending to laugh....*

droolio

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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
*points and.....stares* droolio ninja stick out tongue

Stole my idea *punches*

*Georgina_A*

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