Oompa Loompa Cult!
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Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC clut for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a mainstream belief
A pain in the neck and a whole lot of grief
Why don't you try simply joining a cult?
Or could you just think and consult?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no problems with us
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you are orange you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/onpc/oompa_loompa.jpg
dave123
Death to the Oompa Loompa race!
~Sir Mist~
Where do I sign up?droolio
mysterio69
i know a really tanned midget...erm...little person who looks exactly like that, cept' w/o the green hair. but still. weird.
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Ok.... sign here *points to sheet of paper*
Zatch
*takes the pen from Maynard and signs the paper.*
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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
erm.....*signs paper* am i in am i in
Yup... I suppose..... Hmmm under species... you put human... I'm sorry It's the slave quarters for you.... Enjoy your stay..
~Sir Mist~
*cuts arms and signs in blood*droolio
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Originally posted by Zatch
*takes the pen from Maynard and signs the paper.*
Welcome aboard fellow Oompa looma have an Opomaly Loompaly day!
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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
*cuts arms and signs in blood*droolio
Nice.... you are so gaining the rank of Higher Loompa..
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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
but....why am i a slave and i was the first to sign up ???????
Sorry Oompa slave.... you are not permitted to talk to me... *dips slave in boiling oil*
Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Im sooo getting special discounts on Sundaysdroolio
And the 2nd thursday of the Oomonth
Zatch
aren't oompa loompa's willy's slaves
~Sir Mist~
We should all get our own Oompa songdroolio
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Originally posted by Zatch
aren't oompa loompa's willy's slaves
Only few.... But we the loompas decide who...
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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
We should all get our own Oompa songdroolio
**** yeah... Who'll write them.. automatic promotion to whoever does!
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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
we can decide.....i choose not to be a slave
We meaning the Master Loompas...
Not the loompa slaves
Revernd Maynard
i got one
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC clut for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a mainstream belief
A pain in the neck and a whole lot of grief
Why don't you try simply joining a cult?
Or could you just think and consult?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no problems with us
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you are orange you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i got one
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC clut for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a mainstream belief
A pain in the neck and a whole lot of grief
Why don't you try simply joining a cult?
Or could you just think and consult?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no problems with us
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you are orange you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Don't steal my song.... don't make me demote you.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
You can get demoted from slave?

really?
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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
You can get demoted from slave?
Yup.... Oompa shit on the bottom of the cults shoe.... loompa.
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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i didn't know that was your song...i swear
*Shakes loompa fist*
Revernd Maynard
i thought it was good

~Sir Mist~
I want a songdisgust
Zatch
we need some oompa babes
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Promotion to Oompa better slave... for maynard.
~Sir Mist~
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC song for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when your covered in poo?
A kick in the ass and slapped with a shoe?
Your beaten til your face is all black and blue.
Run back to mom coz Rob just owned you.
You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win at tic tac toe
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
Listen to me if youve gotten this far
You will live as slaves to Willy too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a KMC song for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when your covered in poo?
A kick in the ass and slapped with a shoe?
Your beaten til your face is all black and blue.
Run back to mom coz Rob just owned you.
You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win
You'll cant win at tic tac toe
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
Listen to me if youve gotten this far
You will live as slaves to Willy too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
rock
You are so a loompa master.
*Georgina_A*

My friends and I made a thing where one of my friends is called the Pimp Boogeyman while the others are pimpa-lumpas!
We even had a theme tune

We were going to freak people out in town by singing it

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*

My friends and I made a thing where one of my friends is called the Pimp Boogeyman while the others are pimpa-lumpas!
We even had a theme tune

We were going to freak people out in town by singing it
Are you signing up or not?
~Sir Mist~
I reckon

Who does she think she is anyway?
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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
I reckon

Who does she think she is anyway?
Some kind of female pimp loompa...
I'll have to re-read the OompaRuleBook
*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
I reckon

Who does she think she is anyway?
A pimpa-lumpa schmoll
And what do you rekon? disgust
~Sir Mist~
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
A pimpa-lumpa schmoll
And what do you rekon? disgust
mhm
Do girl loompas exist? I dont think they dodisgust
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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
mhm
Do girl loompas exist? I dont think they dodisgust
Checks rule book.... NO THEY DON'T!!!
AWAY WITH YOU mhm
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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
icon5
You're both not invited to my house anymore disgust
Which Oompa thrown you like most?
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Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
clut?
Yes

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
The pretty pink one eyes
It's yours....
Now... get naked.
~Sir Mist~
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/onpc/oompa_loompa.jpg
Look at the one on the right...he's having fun..
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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Now?
Meh.... yes

~Sir Mist~
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
He's yours naughty
Feck no
The one on the left is naughty
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The one at the back is mine.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/onpc/oompa_loompa.jpg
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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
You first
OK....
*strips naked*

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
...*Points and laughs* HAHAHA
You should feel like shit... that was so very predictable...
*stands proud*
~Sir Mist~
*points and laughs also*

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*Rips off Mist's and Georgy's cloths in a blind rage*
~Sir Mist~
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Points and laughs at Mist and Spoon*
*points and.....stares* droolio

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Originally posted by *Georgina_A*

...
*Points and laughs at Mist and Spoon*
*Looks at Georgy intending to laugh....*
droolio
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Originally posted by ~Sir Mist~
*points and.....stares* droolio
Stole my idea *punches*
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