Lil Krueger
1) In Christ's time, there was war. Did you know that Jesus and Moses used machine guns to fend off warriors?
2) Its always wise to never grab one of the woman's boob. If you did, I'll see you in hospital with broken everything.
3) If its your wife's anniversary and its the last minute to get her a gift
. Follow these steps.
-Buy a thumb
-Call the Hospital to get ready to sew a thunb
-Get a wrapper, anykind
-Get a knife
-Cut off your thumb
-Wrapped it with rubber band
And theres your gift!
4) If your in a library and a woman Sheees! You, its not wise to say this "WHAT DID YOU SAY WHORE?"
5) Its very wise to let a kid use a gun. But remember get a dick-gaurd!
These are the currently Lil Krueger's important facts! Please come back tommorow for more!
Note: If you ever follow these facts and wants to sue Krueger...you can't.
2) Its always wise to never grab one of the woman's boob. If you did, I'll see you in hospital with broken everything.
3) If its your wife's anniversary and its the last minute to get her a gift
. Follow these steps.
-Buy a thumb
-Call the Hospital to get ready to sew a thunb
-Get a wrapper, anykind
-Get a knife
-Cut off your thumb
-Wrapped it with rubber band
And theres your gift!
4) If your in a library and a woman Sheees! You, its not wise to say this "WHAT DID YOU SAY WHORE?"
5) Its very wise to let a kid use a gun. But remember get a dick-gaurd!
These are the currently Lil Krueger's important facts! Please come back tommorow for more!
Note: If you ever follow these facts and wants to sue Krueger...you can't.
