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have you ever raped a tree?When we went on camp,a couple of weeks ago a guy in my class raped a tree...

Umm...no. Cant say I have.

the tree said no?

It was really odd...he just walked up to the tree.Found a hole in it.And put his whacker in it...

Originally posted by shellie
the tree said no?

I'm just gonna pretend like you didn't say that

scary

Originally posted by Darth_Otaku
I'm just gonna pretend like you didn't say that

Originally posted by shellie
the tree said no?

That is just wrong my friend.JM

very wrong

I thought it was physically impossible to rape a tree.

Originally posted by Darth_Otaku
have you ever raped a tree?When we went on camp,a couple of weeks ago a guy in my class raped a tree...

no.... I always ask first...

Originally posted by Darth_Otaku
It was really odd...he just walked up to the tree.Found a hole in it.And put his whacker in it...
what a horny dude

So glad I'm not a tree

ermm...that would look weird if i tried

holy sh*t! hysterical

He must have been drunk or high or something. No on ein their right mind would do such a moronic thing.

Then, DC, you don't know the friends I have.

Originally posted by HimoKun
Then, DC, you don't know the friends I have.

Stupidly glad I'm not a tree

I have told you once that your friends deserve to be strung up by their genitals and baked to a turn, remember?

Originally posted by DarkC
I have told you once that your friends deserve to be strung up by their genitals and baked to a turn, remember?

Ya, and I told you he would probably do it if he got sex out? I wasn't kidding. If a tree had a hole in it, he would do it.

Oh my god, your friends are sex obsessed. I would have thought that they grew out of it by the age of 20.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh my god, your friends are sex obsessed. I would have thought that they grew out of it by the age of 20.

No, they won't grow out of it. I don't think that he's ever been dumped, since half his relationships are one night stands, or they last about two weeks before he dumps them. He has the owrst taste in girls ever.

Yeah, the worst he could possibly get.

Originally posted by Darth_Otaku
have you ever raped a tree?When we went on camp,a couple of weeks ago a guy in my class raped a tree...
that's ****ed up

... A tree? Um. Sober?

And worse... The tree said no? Poor guy, for a tree to be picky.

Yeah...he's an ass.

What the hell r u talking about? Have I ever raped a tree?I dont knowpaperbag1

How did he rape it and is it really considerd rape?

Originally posted by DarkC
He must have been drunk or high or something. No on ein their right mind would do such a moronic thing.


Than I guess I shouldn't post here *slowly walks out of the thread*...