Stupidest things for a Jedi/Sith to do....

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MAKASHIMAN
Alright guys the stupidest things a Jedi/Sith could do......

MAKASHIMAN
1. juggle lightsabers

2. spit at Dooku

3. tell Sidious that you know a really good dentist

4. steal Yoda's cane and hold it above him

5. moon the senate

6. try to get freaky with Padme in front of Anakin

7. get in a fight with an Ewok

Lord Matreid
Stupid things that are not funny and would never, ever happen... no expression

Human Vader
8. Make a thread like this.

MAKASHIMAN
9. Liten to a guy like vader

Human Vader
10. Pretend "liten" is a word.

Illustrious
That's the only have decent one in the entire list, if only to see the green man's reaction, probably something like seeing him fight Artoo on Dagobah.

Darth_Janus
That was a good fight. I call a rematch...

Illustrious
Artoo would so totally win. Artoo is unbeatable. He/it is invincible.

Darth_Janus
Yeah. Imagine if Anakin retooled Artoo... he'd be the Chosen One's R2 Death droid... totally pwn Yoda.

Illustrious
Artoo has saved the protagonists' arses so many times, he may as well change his name to Lifeline.

Darth_Janus
Originally posted by Illustrious
Artoo has saved the protagonists' arses so many times, he may as well change his name to Lifeline.

lmfao...

Yeah, he's obviously more capable than any one character in the series.

Illustrious
You'd think Artoo and Yoda would recognize each other on Dagobah, but all bets are off when it comes to lamps.

Darth_Janus
Lamps will break a household apart.

Illustrious
Artoo must have been made by Jawas, it's the only explanation for his godliness.

When Artoo pushed C3P0 over in the droid factory, it had to have been the coolest moment in the movie saga.

Darth_Janus
Yeah, it was passive aggressive action from the small (read: jawa like) Artoo against the tall (read: humanoid) 3PO.

Illustrious
C3P0 is just an idiot. Apparently young Anakin forgot to include an artificial brain, unlike Artoo there, he's just a delinquent droid.

Darth_Janus
Well Artoo is like a technological genius who is combat ready and just friggin' cool. C3PO is like a queer metal butler with no hidden powers.

Illustrious
Butler would imply he could at least be of service.

I suppose C3P0 could be half decent cannon fodder.

Darth_Janus
Not even. When did he ever take a blaster bolt for his team, eh?

Illustrious
Good point.

He's too busy falling apart BEFORE the shots start firing.

MAKASHIMAN
Originally posted by Human Vader
10. Pretend "liten" is a word.

I was saying listen "jeedai snipah"...........b!tch

Arbiter
Originally posted by Human Vader
10. Pretend "liten" is a word.
MAKASHIMAN, you got burned.

Darth_Glentract
die

Human Vader
Originally posted by MAKASHIMAN
I was saying listen "jeedai snipah"...........b!tch

But you typed liten

Roger roger, b1tch.

Tangible God
Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
die I'll do it this afternoon bunny

MAKASHIMAN
Listen.Listen.Listen.Listen.Listen............................................Listen.Listen.Listen.Listen..............................Listen.Listen.Listen.Listen. No seriously i'm sorry for calling you a B!TCH, but you seriously need stop critizing my threads when have I ever done that to you?

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