^^^To which he'd reply "I created you, I'm not a f*cking babysitter."
I'd say to him "Big G, for real. Stop being so self conscious. So your son turned out to be gay, so what? I'm sure it won't matter to those christians who have never made a mistake in their lives and never contradicted themselves. Besides, he DID hang with alot of other men. They shoulda known. Just show yourself in America, say 'Hey everyone. So like, I'm God.' Then go. No one's asking you to part the Red Sea. Just a quick hello."
-AC
Hmmm. I would prefer to have a grand old debate, because I have plenty of questions to ask, and I would happily listen to the answers (especially if at some point I got to cry out in a pompous way "You sir are a fool, and I wouldn't let you govern a loaf of bread, let alone all of existence"😉
But only one question eh? Well then, in my best Jerry Seinfeld voice "What's the deal with all the Dinosaurs?"
If not that "Why do you let so many idiots go round, claiming they are doing what they do in your name? I certainly wouldn't let such slander go on, you really should lay some Godly smackdown on George W. and his ilk"