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1)......we would decorate the xmas tree with blings

2)......we would have 2 santas ; one for the East Coast and one for the West coast

3).....as soon as his sleigh stops on the rooftop, the rims would keep spinning

4).....his castle in North Pole would be on MTV Cribs

5).....he could not deliver pressies outside Detroit cause his ankle bracelet alarm would go off

And the elves would be his homies "up in the hood" whatthe

And Mrs. Clause would be his *****....

He would be my Gangsta, my homie! He would probably ditch the red hat 4 a du-rag or fitted. He'd have a Nine on him at all times. His wife wouldn't be Mrs.Clause's old ass,it'd be Beyonce. He'd go to the projects.He wouldnt b in malls, hed b in concerts or pawn shops. Only girls could go on his lap .

.....it would be LudiChristmas !

......we wouldnt be kissing under the mistletoe ; we would be rolling it and smoking it !

he would have a great job at sears...lots of people who shop at sears love to get stuff gift-wrapped

HO HO HO! yeah, he would make a lot of HO's.

Originally posted by WindDancer
HO HO HO! yeah, he would make a lot of HO's.


he would have decorative bows

yeah we'd... the mistletoe The candy canes would b crack rocks.

Originally posted by roguegirl15
yeah... The candy canes would b crack rocks.

roudolph would be fitted for highbeems

his sleigh would be runned by Rottweilers and not riendeer

ruff, ruff, those would be the real biatches! (he wouldnt look like that)

bling!

LudiChristmas

ho ho hoes

Originally posted by GCG
.....it would be LudiChristmas !

Originally posted by GCG
1)......we would decorate the xmas tree with blings

2)......we would have 2 santas ; one for the East Coast and one for the West coast

3).....as soon as his sleigh stops on the rooftop, the rims would keep spinning

4).....his castle in North Pole would be on MTV Cribs

5).....he could not deliver pressies outside Detroit cause his ankle bracelet alarm would go off
you forgot.

6) One of them would've already been shot by the others elf homies

Rudolph would be his Mix-master

And he might sound a little like this:

'Off on parole only 2 days a year,
So get that booty over here!
My tricks had their price, spending 24/363 on ice.
Some warm sugar is all I need,
Off to the club full of greed and in hyper-speed!
Even in these wacky boots I toss the groove,
me and my furry homez gonna make ya move!
Think that's a belly under that suit of me?
Come on close and I'll stick it up your chimney.
On a reindeer propelled mission to arouse,
ya don't want no-other after you've been with da 'Clause!
Ho!

lol!! *0*

......snow would fall as rocks instead of flakes

...jingle bells fo' shizzle

this is so funny

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
this is so funny

Ya gonna jingle that bells.Jingle that bells!Squeze ya red nose squeze ya red nose!ya sexy elf!

Originally posted by GCG
.....it would be LudiChristmas !

No no no.....It would be crunkmas! DUH!

......he would stay with Mrs. Clause cause he's got 'back'

.....his real name would be Old Dirty Saint Nick

....Its A Foxy Brown Xmas !

.....his red suit would be in Armani stripes.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
And the elves would be his homies "up in the hood" whatthe