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i'm drunk right now.... i was just wondering which superhero/villain has the highest/lowest tolerance to alcohol..... i know the Thing and Wolverine can pretty much never get drunk... but Iron Fist and Shang Chi should be total lightweights... what do you all think?

Tony Stark has the lowest tolerance. I think he proved that in Avengers Disassembled when he made a speech in front of the UN drunk after only one drink.

but that was the Scarlet Witch making him act drunk even though no alcohol had entered his system

other than the no power, totally human guys..... who has the lowesthighest tolerance.... i've never seen Spider-Man drink a pint in the 15 (or so) years i've been collecting comics (maybe i have..... i can't remember it right now though)

Highest, is wolverine, the lowest, is jubilee

Just because you don't see them drink doesn't mean they'd have no tolerance. . . remember the metabolism offered from various superhuman healing factors help to handle the alcohol.

Spiderman should have a tolerence for the stuff greater than someone who hasn't drunk anything who doesn't have his enhanced metabolism.

yes.... but super guys without suped up metabolisms are generally very athletic.... and most athletes have low tolerance to alcohol due to lower percentages of body fat and not drinking much on a regular basis

I'm drunk again.... so that means the question is relevant again

answer me my minions

You ever call me your minion again and there'll be some problems, ma'ame.

I say Hulk could handle his booze the best.

Originally posted by Scoobless
I'm drunk again.... so that means the question is relevant again

answer me my minions

Originally posted by Nataku8188
You ever call me your minion again and there'll be some problems, ma'ame.

you don't want to be called my minion?.......... then don't respond when i demand my minions to answer



........ damn...... i am sooooooooooooo friggin' drunk

how's it goin' at your end?

how's the air force goin'?

Galactus

Originally posted by Ultimate Ion
Galactus

exsqueeze me? Galactus? Galactus what? has the highest tolerance...... lowest tolerance?..... doesn't know what alcohol is?........ what?

....Right.

I would imagime Galactus could drink anyone under the table.

Originally posted by Scoobless
you don't want to be called my minion?.......... then don't respond when i demand my minions to answer



........ damn...... i am sooooooooooooo friggin' drunk

how's it goin' at your end?

how's the air force goin'?

I enlisted Friday, was one long day. I maxed out the lift machine (its only like 100 lbs, but im 125, the job counseler was surprised) I got a surprise when I found out I have 20/50 non correctable near vision in my right eye, and apparently no depth perception. Tuesday I take my second special physical to see if I qualify for SERE (Survival evasion resistance escape operations) otherwise I'll be going in as an intergrated avionics apprentice or security forces apprentice (most likely)

I got a 92 on the ASVAPB, which means I scored in the top 8% of the test takers. Jobs max out at a 69 requirement.

Originally posted by Ultimate Ion
....Right.

I would imagime Galactus could drink anyone under the table.

what about Unicron? i think the big "U" could out-drink the big "G"

Originally posted by Nataku8188
I got a 92 on the ASVAPB

what does that stand for?

I don't remember off the top of my head, I'll check. It's an apptitude test though. I'll get more info on it right now.

edit - Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery

Your scores in four critical areas -- Arithmetic Reasoning, Word Knowledge, Paragraph Comprehension and Mathematics Knowledge (see below) -- count towards your Armed Forces Qualifying Test (AFQT) score. The AFQT score determines whether you're qualified to enlist in the U.S. military. Your scores in the other areas of the ASVAB determine how qualified you are for certain military specialties. Score high, and your chances of getting the specialty/job you want increase.

how old are you?..... around 18-20?

I'm 17. I'm in the DEP

DEP?

Originally posted by Scoobless
what about Unicron? i think the big "U" could out-drink the big "G" I'd pay to see that competition.

Originally posted by Scoobless
DEP?

Delayed Entry Program

Originally posted by Nataku8188
I don't remember off the top of my head, I'll check. It's an apptitude test though. I'll get more info on it right now.

edit - Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery

Your scores in four critical areas -- Arithmetic Reasoning, Word Knowledge, Paragraph Comprehension and Mathematics Knowledge (see below) -- count towards your Armed Forces Qualifying Test (AFQT) score. The AFQT score determines whether you're qualified to enlist in the U.S. military. Your scores in the other areas of the ASVAB determine how qualified you are for certain military specialties. Score high, and your chances of getting the specialty/job you want increase. Ah yes, that test.

Hulk is the best, thats a fact, when it comes to alcohol.

Hercules already tried to give Galactus the most potent alcohol in the universe (something with an amazing fragging title like that) to get him loaded and Galactus just laugthed.

The man can drink anything.

Originally posted by Ultimate Ion
....Right.

I would imagime Galactus could drink anyone under the table.

Galactus could totally outdrink anyone in either universe.

Originally posted by olympian
Hercules already tried to give Galactus the most potent alcohol in the universe (something with an amazing fragging title like that) to get him loaded and Galactus just laugthed.

The man can drink anything.

The elders gave him a tummy ache XD

Originally posted by olympian
Hercules already tried to give Galactus the most potent alcohol in the universe (something with an amazing fragging title like that) to get him loaded and Galactus just laugthed.

The man can drink anything.

Wait, Hercules can make a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster? No way! (hahahaha, Hitchhikers rule)

Though yeah, I vaguely remember Hercules trying to fight Galactus with the power of alcohol... I think Galactus went armorless for a bit in the same issue...

Originally posted by Dizzle

Though yeah, I vaguely remember Hercules trying to fight Galactus with the power of alcohol... I think Galactus went armorless for a bit in the same issue...
So if the big G went streaking maybe he was indeed drunk...

Hulk's pretty good too, I remember a issue where the grey hulk like drank all the liqueur in a shop to make sure there would be some alcohol left in his bloodstream when he turned into Banner, to keep him docile. And that was a LOT of alcohol he drank.

Anyone Irish has the highest tolerance

"Though yeah, I vaguely remember Hercules trying to fight Galactus with the power of alcohol... I think Galactus went armorless for a bit in the same issue..."

He took off the helmet yeah.

Hulk would win this. Just check out this scan. He drinks all the alcohol in a store and it he barely even feels the effects of the alcohol. He would have the highest tolerance. Hands down.

DEP is the Delayed entry program for the military.

Galactus, Hank pym while enlarged or Apocolypse while enlarged

Hyperion is uneffected by alchohol

Originally posted by Nataku8188
I enlisted Friday, was one long day. I maxed out the lift machine (its only like 100 lbs, but im 125, the job counseler was surprised) I got a surprise when I found out I have 20/50 non correctable near vision in my right eye, and apparently no depth perception. Tuesday I take my second special physical to see if I qualify for SERE (Survival evasion resistance escape operations) otherwise I'll be going in as an intergrated avionics apprentice or security forces apprentice (most likely)

I got a 92 on the ASVAPB, which means I scored in the top 8% of the test takers. Jobs max out at a 69 requirement.

Damn, I sure as hell missed this one. Tell me you didn't go Security Forces, cause if you did, you'd understand if I called you a dummy (especially with a 92 on your ASVAB).

Seriously, where are you stationed now?

Okay, while Galactus could drink anyone under the table, where can we find a table big enough for him to sit at? So that counts him out...

I was going to remind everyone about the Hulk drinking ALL the booze in a store in order to wipe out Banner, but someone beat me to it.

And I'd like to think the Professor Hulk could handle his even more than Joe Fixit.

Hercules became an alcholic. Therefore, can't handle his drink.

As for the least, small guys like Puck have shown that size isn't a problem. So maybe experience is the problem. So my money is on Molly Hayes. She's only 12, so should be a fair wash out...

(Hmmm, Franklin, Artie, Leech, Power Pack and Molly on the turps. Could be a good limited series...)

Longshot would have the lowest tolerence for alcohol. He's only 60 friggin' pounds, with those hollow bones of his. Out like a light after one tequila.

Originally posted by Nataku8188
You ever call me your minion again and there'll be some problems, ma'ame.

I say Hulk could handle his booze the best.

I have a comic of him from the early 90's when he was gray lookin.


He was drinkin pitchers like they were shots man.

Superman has high tolerance.

Any hero that'd be immune to poison would be immune to the effects of alcohol, or so I imagine. Kind of takes cosmic powers out. I'd say Thor would have a high tolerance, being who he is and all, and surely gets drunk, but it has to take quite a few flagons...

Good job on the ASVAB Nataku, damn good. I ended up getting a 89, but I didn't join.

Ult. Thor

Not Thor.... Volstagg!

Lobo is highest.

Captain America can't get drunk.

thor = best drinker

juggeranut may have a unlimited tolerance

Captain America doesnt get drunk

I was gonna say juggernaut, cause in his one shot he practically kills someone for saying he drinks light beer and then rips the top off of a keg and downs it.