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So, I'm riding my bike on the rec trail along the ocean by my pad, right? Suddenly, I make my turn around and start heading back. I look behind me to make sure there are no bikers trying to pass me, cuz I'm curtious like that, right? I see some bald guy way back there, no prob. So, then I take my shirt off while riding with no hands, cuz I'm skilled like that, right? Suddenly, my shirt is off, I'm soaking in the sun, all is good, and I peer behind me once more to make sure I'm in my own zone, and low and behold, the bald guy is like one foot from my back tire. I pull to the left to let him pass, he laughs at me. I say, "You fecking weirdo!" And he just keeps going! This guy was huge, buffed out, bald, wearing super small shorts, he looked like a professional wrestler form the WWF. I'm surpirsed he didn't stop and try to elbow drop me when I called him a fecking weirdo. Just thought you should know.

how sexeh of u

odd...

scary indeed

Originally posted by JLred
odd...

indeed. i shall help you, for i am good like that. as you may be aware, i am a superhero. my arch-nemesis is a male-tranny child molesting murderous gym teacher. your perp may be big, but the howard is a creepy old dude that killed the little mexican and hid her under the floorboards. thats just wrong...please, a moment of silence for the little mexican girl.

wow you got hit on by hulk hogan

Yeah, it was just a really strange moment all around. He was probably riding my tail for a good minute. That is sort of scary. I guess he thought I'd be impressed or something. I don't know.

It was Bubba ; He just got bail !

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
indeed. i shall help you, for i am good like that. as you may be aware, i am a superhero. my arch-nemesis is a male-tranny child molesting murderous gym teacher. your perp may be big, but the howard is a creepy old dude that killed the little mexican and hid her under the floorboards. thats just wrong...please, a moment of silence for the little mexican girl.

i will destroy this bubba with my awesome powers, for i am....

























...MOMENTOS MAN!!!!!!!

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
i will destroy this bubba with my awesome powers, for i am....

























...MOMENTOS MAN!!!!!!!

lol

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ROTFLMAO

I don't get it.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I don't get it.

its funny cause its true

Okay. I still don't get it though. I would like to, though.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Okay. I still don't get it though. I would like to, though.

i-fight-child-molesters-thats-my-super-power
now do you get it?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
i-fight-child-molesters-thats-my-super-power
now do you get it?

Yeah, but why is that funny???

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, but why is that funny???

because everyone but you is fun loving

I almost stabbed a Guy once Cause he was hitting on me

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I almost stabbed a Guy once Cause he was hitting on me

you should have called me. i would have kicked his ass

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
because everyone but you is fun loving

Oooooookay.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I'm riding my bike on the rec trail along the ocean by my pad, right? Suddenly, I make my turn around and start heading back. I look behind me to make sure there are no bikers trying to pass me, cuz I'm curtious like that, right? I see some bald guy way back there, no prob. So, then I take my shirt off while riding with no hands, cuz I'm skilled like that, right? Suddenly, my shirt is off, I'm soaking in the sun, all is good, and I peer behind me once more to make sure I'm in my own zone, and low and behold, the bald guy is like one foot from my back tire. I pull to the left to let him pass, he laughs at me. I say, "You fecking weirdo!" And he just keeps going! This guy was huge, buffed out, bald, wearing super small shorts, he looked like a professional wrestler form the WWF. I'm surpirsed he didn't stop and try to elbow drop me when I called him a fecking weirdo. Just thought you should know.

That was no Biker Dude! That was me

tis ben ages since a man has hit on me ...unless Im serving him beer where I work

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
you should have called me. i would have kicked his ass The Funny thing is later I leaned that he wasnt even gay, he was just messing with me, we're friends today But I was so pissed when it was happening

Originally posted by SlipknoT
The Funny thing is later I leaned that he wasnt even gay, he was just messing with me, we're friends today But I was so pissed when it was happening

oh. DAMMIT I NEED WORK!!!!

Oh dude I would have killed him if we had started fighting...hes a small emo kid

Originally posted by SlipknoT
The Funny thing is later I leaned that he wasnt even gay, he was just messing with me, we're friends today But I was so pissed when it was happening

It's probably a long term plan of action. Keep an eye on him.

Oh dude I'd kill him if thats what hes doing