I think I was being hit on by a guy today.

Started by Tired Hiker2 pages

I think I was being hit on by a guy today.

So, I'm riding my bike on the rec trail along the ocean by my pad, right? Suddenly, I make my turn around and start heading back. I look behind me to make sure there are no bikers trying to pass me, cuz I'm curtious like that, right? I see some bald guy way back there, no prob. So, then I take my shirt off while riding with no hands, cuz I'm skilled like that, right? Suddenly, my shirt is off, I'm soaking in the sun, all is good, and I peer behind me once more to make sure I'm in my own zone, and low and behold, the bald guy is like one foot from my back tire. I pull to the left to let him pass, he laughs at me. I say, "You fecking weirdo!" And he just keeps going! This guy was huge, buffed out, bald, wearing super small shorts, he looked like a professional wrestler form the WWF. I'm surpirsed he didn't stop and try to elbow drop me when I called him a fecking weirdo. Just thought you should know.

😛 how sexeh of u 😉

odd...

scary indeed

Originally posted by JLred
odd...

indeed. i shall help you, for i am good like that. as you may be aware, i am a superhero. my arch-nemesis is a male-tranny child molesting murderous gym teacher. your perp may be big, but the howard is a creepy old dude that killed the little mexican and hid her under the floorboards. thats just wrong...please, a moment of silence for the little mexican girl.

wow you got hit on by hulk hogan

Yeah, it was just a really strange moment all around. He was probably riding my tail for a good minute. That is sort of scary. I guess he thought I'd be impressed or something. I don't know.

It was Bubba ; He just got bail !

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
indeed. i shall help you, for i am good like that. as you may be aware, i am a superhero. my arch-nemesis is a male-tranny child molesting murderous gym teacher. your perp may be big, but the howard is a creepy old dude that killed the little mexican and hid her under the floorboards. thats just wrong...please, a moment of silence for the little mexican girl.

i will destroy this bubba with my awesome powers, for i am....

...MOMENTOS MAN!!!!!!!

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
i will destroy this bubba with my awesome powers, for i am....

...MOMENTOS MAN!!!!!!!

😂

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ROTFLMAO

I don't get it. 🙁

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I don't get it. 🙁

its funny cause its true

Okay. I still don't get it though. I would like to, though. 😮

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Okay. I still don't get it though. I would like to, though. 😮

i-fight-child-molesters-thats-my-super-power
now do you get it?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
i-fight-child-molesters-thats-my-super-power
now do you get it?

Yeah, but why is that funny??? 😕

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, but why is that funny??? 😕

because everyone but you is fun loving 😄

I almost stabbed a Guy once Cause he was hitting on me 😬

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I almost stabbed a Guy once Cause he was hitting on me 😬

you should have called me. i would have kicked his ass

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
because everyone but you is fun loving 😄

😕 Oooooookay.