Mountian Dew

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SlipknoT
I like the new cans, they look cool no expression

Ladyluck
no expression

Pandabear
i agree huh

alcoholicpoet
Coca-Cola ownz Mountain Dew. no expression

Tired Hiker
Coke can drag you down, Mt. Dew is like drinking high energy God water.

Sir Mist
There was dew on my grass this morning no expression

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Coke can drag you down, Mt. Dew is like drinking high energy God water. Werd, Da M-D is awsome cool

alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Werd, Da M-D is awsome cool

M-D tastes like piss. Coke is awsometastic.

Dr. Strangelove
I avoid Mountain Dew like the plague, shrinks the Uncle Charlie.

PrinceofBlades
A BUCKET OF THE MOUNTAIN DEW

Let grasses grow and waters flow in a free and easy way
But give me enough of the rare old stuff
that's made near Galway Bay
And policemen all from Donegal, Sligo and Leitrim too
We'll give them the slip and we'll take a sip
of the real old mountain dew

There's a neat little still at the foot of the hill
Where the smoke curls up to the sky
By a whiff of the smell you can plainly tell
That there's poteen boys close by
For it fills the air with a perfume rare
and betwixt both me and you
As home we roll, we can drink a bowl
Or a bucketful of mountain dew

Now learned men as use the pen have writ' the praises high
Of the rare poteen from Ireland green
Distilled from wheat and rye
Away with your pills, it'll cure all ills
Be ye pagan, Christian, or Jew
So take off your coat and grease your throat
With a bucket of the mountain dew.

PrinceofBlades
embarrasment It was on an irish commercial, they've never showed it again no

SlipknoT
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
M-D tastes like piss. Coke is awsometastic. Coke is alright

alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Coke is alright

COKE IS AWSOMETASTIC! mad

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
COKE IS AWSOMETASTIC! mad


*freeze frame*cool

See kids, this is why Dr. Pepper the best drink ever....

Kids: hoover Dr. Pepper....beeeeeeesssst

alcoholicpoet
See, even Middle Earth agrees.

http://ceyl.free.fr/images/humour/Coca%20Cola.JPG

Tired Hiker
What about 'Coke-Dew?' eek! Mixxing Mt. Dew with Coke! sick

PrinceofBlades
laughing You proved my point. What happened when you wear the ring too long?

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
COKE IS AWSOMETASTIC! mad


that's right, this ^^^^

alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
What about 'Coke-Dew?' eek! Mixxing Mt. Dew with Coke! sick

Coke & Vodka's better.

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
What about 'Coke-Dew?' eek! Mixxing Mt. Dew with Coke! sick


What do you get when you do that?

a person who looks like this...

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=2858826

SlipknoT
Dr. Pepper is the most disgusting Soda ever

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Dr. Pepper is the most disgusting Soda ever


The aliens think other wise...

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Coke & Vodka's better.

No, it's Coke and Whisky! smokin'

Tired Hiker
I actually really love Dr. Pepper. no expression

PrinceofBlades
Yes, one for the Dr. Pepper team NILL for the COKE FANS ALLEEEEELELELELELELe

SlipknoT
I dont no expression

PrinceofBlades
Than you shall fall with the rest of your race...

Dr. Strangelove
Bah, Orange Soda R0X0rs them all LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

PrinceofBlades
Who loves orange soda?

SlipknoT
I do I do I do I do I doooooeeeooooohooooo!

Dr. Strangelove
Yeah Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy

http://www.dpsu.com/images/ExpThChrg.jpg

Rob Owns You
Mountain Dew owns joo bitches

Dogbert
Dr. Pepper smells like food. no expression

Vanilla coke pwns everything.

chelsea17
I like Orange Soda, Dr. Pepper, and Vanilla Coke sad

SlipknoT
I like Vanilla Coke...But after a while it tastes like soap

SnakeEyes
7 thumb up Yours

Puddin Pop
I like orange and grape soda.

R2D2-89
ribena is yum

DarkC
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Dr. Pepper is the most disgusting Soda ever
Yeah. erm

PrinceofBlades
erm Like I said Only aliens can like that drink....and I say it accompanies our meals quite well

DarkC
Yay.

MC Mike
By the way if you have dental problems Mountain Dew is around 3x worse for your teeth than any other soda. yes

Root Beer is the best (for teeth). blink

Darth Nauj
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I like the new cans, they look cool no expression
sick mountain dew is gross

DarkC
Originally posted by Darth Nauj
sick mountain dew is gross
You bastard! mad

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by DarkC
Yay.

you gonna finish the bed time story?

DarkC
I dunno where it is, and I'm too lazy anyways.

PrinceofBlades
I hate you, no expression I feel like I don't tell you enough...

Darth Nauj
Originally posted by DarkC
You bastard! mad
thank you big grin

WindDancer
Do the Dew! thumb up

bordom
Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
I avoid Mountain Dew like the plague, shrinks the Uncle Charlie.
OMG! hysterical

DarkC
Dude, you have to drink a gallon of MD just to kill one sperm.

Backbone
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I like the new cans, they look cool no expression Yes they Dew..Haha, get it? laughing

bordom
Originally posted by Backbone
Yes they Dew..Haha, get it? laughing
no expression that was a horrid pun

DarkC
Yeah.

Backbone
Screw you all.. no expression

DarkC
It did!

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Backbone
Yes they Dew..Haha, get it? laughing No.

DarkC
See, even Slip thinks its dumb. laughing out loud

bordom
Originally posted by Backbone
Screw you all.. no expression
hey sorry but that was worse then some of the puns that I make... erm

Coldfire
Originally posted by bordom
hey sorry but that was worse then some of the puns that I make... erm
Haha you got that right stick out tongue

roguegirl15
New cans?sick Pepsi's betteryes

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Coca-Cola ownz Mountain Dew. no expression

most indeedly doodley

coke

roguegirl15
Mountain Dew looks like pee! Somebody went bathroom in it then added a bunch of flavors to it.sick

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by roguegirl15
Mountain Dew looks like pee! Somebody went bathroom in it then added a bunch of flavors to it.sick

thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard...





























...theres no flavor in mountain dew

shellie
Im drinking Mt Dew now.

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by shellie
Im drinking Mt Dew now.

so stop

DarkC
Originally posted by roguegirl15
Mountain Dew looks like pee! Somebody went bathroom in it then added a bunch of flavors to it.sick
Apple juice also looks like pee. And Motts Clamato's looks like blood. I still like them both. roll eyes (sarcastic)
Originally posted by shellie
Im drinking Mt Dew now.
Yay! big grin

EsteemedLeader
blood tastes good

EsteemedLeader
... unlike mt dew

roguegirl15
I still think its nastypuke.Yum...pepsi

Coldfire
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
blood tastes good
erm Alrighty then...

R2D2-89
havnt had it

xLiNdS x 622x
i hate mountain dew sick

SlipknoT
Originally posted by shellie
Im drinking Mt Dew now. Me too happy

roguegirl15
Youre drinking pee!droolio

SlipknoT
I actually pissed in an empty MD can and almost drank it cause i thought it was fine embarrasment

R2D2-89
shock

roguegirl15
Umm... my cousin almost did that!rip1.Somebody peed in it, then gave it to her.She smelled it though,although i think md smells likeshit.Even if u cant smell it

DarkC
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I actually pissed in an empty MD can and almost drank it cause i thought it was fine embarrasment
What....the f*ck.

Coldfire
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I actually pissed in an empty MD can and almost drank it cause i thought it was fine embarrasment
jawdrop

SlipknoT
I did that with a coke bottle once...Only I actually drank a little embarrasment

DarkC
This is what happens once you're stoned.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I like the new cans, they look cool no expression

Brad Pitt was in the original commercial droolio

alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I actually pissed in an empty MD can and almost drank it cause i thought it was fine embarrasment

That was like a month ago.

SlipknoT
No, that was when I drank piss out of a coke can....The MD happened like last night...

DarkC
Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, that was when I drank piss out of a coke can....The MD happened like last night...
hysterical2

alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, that was when I drank piss out of a coke can....The MD happened like last night...

Ok, what did you do with that Ben & Jerry's thing that you pissed in?

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