Old Women, Rectums, Vagisil, Penises...WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?

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SlipknoT
I just turned on the TV and the first thing I see is some Old women talking to some caller saying "So you have one penis in your rectum and one in your vagina?" I was dying laughing








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Ladyluck
was it that dr. sue person?

shellie
must be Sue JoHanson something or other is her name.

Sir Mist
Dude, this stupid radio station is always playing adverts like 'Do you suffer from erection problems? Premature ejaculation? Then you need to call etc etc'

And its the only station I listen to cry

And it always happens when mum is in the car toodisgust

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Dude, this stupid radio station is always playing adverts like 'Do you suffer from erection problems? Premature ejaculation? Then you need to call etc etc'

And its the only station I listen to cry

And it always happens when mum is in the car toodisgust

laughing

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Dude, this stupid radio station is always playing adverts like 'Do you suffer from erection problems? Premature ejaculation? Then you need to call etc etc'

And its the only station I listen to cry

And it always happens when mum is in the car toodisgust I only listen to Lamb of GOd when I drive happy

Dr. Strangelove
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Dude, this stupid radio station is always playing adverts like 'Do you suffer from erection problems? Premature ejaculation? Then you need to call etc etc'

And its the only station I listen to cry

And it always happens when mum is in the car toodisgust

Did you ever ask her "Mommy, what does premature ejaculation mean?baby"

bordom
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I just turned on the TV and the first thing I see is some Old women talking to some caller saying "So you have one penis in your rectum and one in your vagina?" I was dying laughing








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omg I have to hear about this again! laughing out loud

Sir Mist
Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
Did you ever ask her "Mommy, what does premature ejaculation mean?baby"

No...................................................................................................................................................isnt that when you accidently hit the eject button in a helicopter? Oh wait...that'd be premature ejection...oh well..

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Dude, this stupid radio station is always playing adverts like 'Do you suffer from erection problems? Premature ejaculation? Then you need to call etc etc'

And its the only station I listen to cry

And it always happens when mum is in the car toodisgust

laughing out loud Classic...

SlipknoT
Originally posted by bordom
omg I have to hear about this again! laughing out loud I told you in PM, you should be happy stick out tongue

Sir Mist
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
laughing out loud Classic...

Yeah...how am I supposed to call and drive at the same time? Stupid really roll eyes (sarcastic)

bordom
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I told you in PM, you should be happy stick out tongue
yeah I feel special that I was the first to hear bout all this lmfao! roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue

SlipknoT
You deserve a medal

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Yeah...how am I supposed to call and drive at the same time? Stupid really roll eyes (sarcastic)

laughing out loud Someone desperate might try it eek! Eh, Mist? flirt

Sir Mist
Oh not when your around eyes

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Dude, this stupid radio station is always playing adverts like 'Do you suffer from erection problems? Premature ejaculation? Then you need to call etc etc'

And its the only station I listen to cry

And it always happens when mum is in the car toodisgust

You didn't happen to get that phone number did you? confused embarrasment

Sir Mist
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
You didn't happen to get that phone number did you? confused embarrasment

Yeah, saved it in my phoneeek! embarrasment

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Oh not when your around eyes

Obviousleh droolio

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
You didn't happen to get that phone number did you? confused embarrasment

laughing out loud Having some problems TH? flirt

Rob Owns You
Penis, vagina, rectum...

bordom
Originally posted by SlipknoT
You deserve a medal
laughing out loud suuuure

SlipknoT
TH cant get it Up? shock

Paola
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