Will-one Kenobi
The Jedi Archives at night...
Jar Jar: Mesa need access tosa homing beacons
Jocasta Nu: You do not have that authority senator
Jar Jar: I am no Senator (he pulls away his senators robes to reveal a dark sith cape and a lightsabre) I am Darth Binks
Jocasta Nu: ( ignites lightsabre) You will not get past me sith scum
Darth Binks: Im not lettin yousa stop mesa (flips forward and slips on robe falling flat on his face) Owie Mowie now yousa is dead (gets up and picks up lightsabre spinning it he ignites it the wrong way and stabs himself through the head) Sidious watches on camera
Darth Sidious: thats the last time i pick apprentices out of the raffle!
Jar Jar: Mesa need access tosa homing beacons
Jocasta Nu: You do not have that authority senator
Jar Jar: I am no Senator (he pulls away his senators robes to reveal a dark sith cape and a lightsabre) I am Darth Binks
Jocasta Nu: ( ignites lightsabre) You will not get past me sith scum
Darth Binks: Im not lettin yousa stop mesa (flips forward and slips on robe falling flat on his face) Owie Mowie now yousa is dead (gets up and picks up lightsabre spinning it he ignites it the wrong way and stabs himself through the head) Sidious watches on camera
Darth Sidious: thats the last time i pick apprentices out of the raffle!