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Alright, if you wanna join this is the place to do it. Now we just gotta come up with a name...

a club for what?

*Tumble weed floats by*

Originally posted by Pandabear
a club for what?

just because all the other gangs are here

A club for those who want to feel like they belong.

Originally posted by Kosta
A club for those who want to feel like they belong.

if they join my club they WILL belong. check, and, mate

A club for noobs who want to get in with the crowd..

I wanna feel like I belong...

Originally posted by Sir Mist
A club for noobs who want to get in with the crowd..

That's me!

Originally posted by KingDubya
I wanna feel like I belong...

hurray! we now have the power of the text-based sword!!!

join my club! we shall be far greater than le Crew and the Spanish Inquisition could ever hope to be!!!

i WANNA JOIN UR CLUB,HOWS THIS FOR A NAME... f*ckin sexy goobers(or noobers),bignoobers?clap Any suggestionsdiva

Originally posted by Sir Mist
A club for noobs who want to get in with the crowd..

Shit.. Better join... Nah... I joke...



I run the IN crowd

,.............

Originally posted by roguegirl15
i WANNA JOIN UR CLUB,HOWS THIS FOR A NAME... SexyGoober or f*ckin sexy goober,StarGoober?clap Any suggestionsdiva

we must name the club...something cool....something, Smilk...

Hows about a knockoff of the Fantastic Four. An adjective that starts with the same letter as the number of people there are followed by the number. ex: Terrific Three, Fabulous Five, Sexy Six, etc.

I have my own club......

































...sandwich

first we need to know how many members,...or do we?

Originally posted by Sir Mist
I have my own club......

































...sandwich

Can I join it...






























With my club sandwich...

































To make like..... a big club sandwich

Yeah............that'd be cool..........like a big club...




















....sandwich........































with lots of members.....................
































and stuff...

Co...



























..ol

dammit fools start your own club sandwich, stop spamming my thread!!!

ROFL, this always happens, there are the older members that have their little cliques, so the new members start to assemble their little clubs, and soon, it all falls in to place and mist gives everyone a lap dance....

Im sorry, only the elite get lapdancesdiva

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Yeah............that'd be cool..........like a big club...




















....sandwich........































with lots of members.....................
































and stuff...


mmmmmm stuff droolio

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Im sorry, only the elite get lapdancesdiva

you mean the elite MEN right?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
dammit fools start your own club sandwich, stop spamming my thread!!!

Done

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Im sorry, only the elite get lapdancesdiva

Mine was wonderful droolio

Originally posted by roguegirl15
I am in the IN crowd already,but im willing to join!I'll b cool and a noob for ever.

n00b? not this club. we shall overcome!!!

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
n00b? not this club. we shall overcome!!!
You're such a square.

Originally posted by Kosta
Mine was wonderful droolio





Yours was shit, Ive done better diva

Mist, are you joining my club?

I have something better than a club sandwich. I have a club sammich!

Originally posted by KingDubya
I have something better than a club sandwich. I have a club sammich!

yes, sammiches will pwn3d sandwiches. now, lets forget about club spamwich and get this club rolling

How many members do we have right now? I only know three...

so far we got me, roguegirl15, KingDubya and his text-based sword,...

is Mist or kosta joining?

You're all such noobs...

Are me and my text-based sword counted as one or two?

Originally posted by KingDubya
Are me and my text-based sword counted as one or two?

just one

Originally posted by KingDubya
I know you are, but what am I?

classic...we need more members though. ill ask....





































...THA C-MASTER!!!

Originally posted by KingDubya
I know you are, but what am I?

Your a member that regestered like a day or two ago

damn hes not on right now...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
and youre a meber who got banned

On request

Im not joining, I have my own club sandwich....

























...with bacon

now leave captain spamwich, or ill get you re-banned

alright, its just the three of us then......and one of us isnt here (looks at roguegirl15's empty seat)

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
now leave captain spamwich, or ill get you re-banned

With what accusations...?

Originally posted by KingDubya
So what? What are you gonna do about it?

Sit on my computer chair commenting.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
spamming my thread

We're in the OTF....

*just noticed that all threads in the Off-Topic Forum he is involved with become completely off-topic*

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
are you joining? no, so go away. go back to your stupid club and talk about bacon

You like shoes?

omg youre such a loserdoh

Originally posted by KingDubya
*wonders where that came from*

it came from the shallow mind of a spammer. just above n00bitism

You guys take the OTF serious...

(spoony) 0:::::

Post.

No... I have as much right... If not more. To post here.

no, if it isnt official club business youre spamming

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
no, if it isnt official club business youre spamming

I'm not.... official club business can be in PMs

this is the official thread of my as-of-yet-unnamed club. you cant be here since you:

arent joining

arent talking about the club

arent asking something reasonable about the club

are a member of a different club

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
this is the official thread of my as-of-yet-unnamed club. you cant be here since you:

arent joining

arent talking about the club

arent asking something reasonable about the club

are a member of a different club

Try and stop me...

must name club. must get members. must stop talking to myself...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
must name club. must get members. must stop talking to myself...

You will get no further members...

I will let this thread die now.

hurray, no more spoony

oooo a clubbb!

Originally posted by Commando Queen
oooo a clubbb!

hurray! you must join. just say "i join" and youre in...

ok... i join..

Originally posted by Commando Queen
ok... i join..

excellent. now im gonna go rub it in spoonys face that my club has girls and his club is a sausage-fest

lmao.. my foootttttt hurts

what did you do to it?

did you drop an elephant on it?

well last summer i fractured it.. and then it healed.. but a couple of days ago my dog ran into me and made me fall down my front steps.. twisting my foot funny.. so now that same foot hurts like hell.. tomm i am gonna go to the doc..

Originally posted by Commando Queen
well last summer i fractured it.. and then it healed.. but a couple of days ago my dog ran into me and made me fall down my front steps.. twisting my foot funny.. so now that same foot hurts like hell.. tomm i am gonna go to the doc..

make sure hes really a doctor. ask him what a bregma is. if he doesnt know RUN!

lmfao

if he puts you under the gas, if you wake up and your pants are unbuttoned, kill him. dont ask questions, cause thats when he'll get you with more gas and you'll wake up in his basement......or the trunk of his car......or you may not wake up at all...

rofl! .. my mommy will be there.. shell have to drive me lmao

well if she'll be there you shouldnt have problems. just watch out, and if he says any of the following, something is horribly wrong:

"i like feet"

"yeah, the nurse is hot, isnt she?"

"i did this operation to a dog once"

"i like to play music while i work..." (turns on death metal)

rofl! funny! .. lol

funny, AND true!

and you know how?

well, would you trust that doctor?

lmao no

that doctor would be like a veterinarian with animal dander allergies. you just dont go.

lmao yup.. lol..

your fave movies list is good, all except for The Village

lol.. its ok.. but i thought it was good enough lol

spaceballs.. lmao i have seen that once.. but that was a while ago.. lmao

have you seen "O Brother Where Art Thou"?

not yet.. lol i havent seen to many movies.. lol.. but i want to see it.. it looks interesting

its based off "The Odyssey", but funnier. its absolutely HILARIOUS

lol.. never seen the odyssey either.. lol..

Originally posted by Commando Queen
lol.. never seen the odyssey either.. lol..

its actually a book. a famous book. i had to read it in english class. its not bad, but O Brother is better.

lol.. ok.. cool beans!

you should see it tomorrow since youll be off your feet anyway

lol.. maby.. but then i gotta do to me grandparents house. sigh.. no dve player. plus chasing around a 5 year old and a 3 year old.. lmao

so make them watch it. chidren are captivated by george clooneys charm. i read it in a book once,....and by a book i mean nothing.

lmao.. but like i said.. no dvd player there

a dilemma. lol what time is it where you are anyway?

1:09 am..for you?

2:05, according to my clock. but you just cant trust clocks in my house...

lmao.. where do you live?.. i live in wisconsin

i see. i live in florida...(shudders)

lol.. cool

not cool...(shudders again thinking about how not cool it is)

lmao.. my town sucks.. wheres nothing to do!

KMCDUDE WOULD NEVER BE IN YOUR CLUB. Without me your club is nothing.

dammit i was gonna ask him to be in the club, too

have you ever heard about how florida is full of old people? its true. its oh too very true

lmao

Originally posted by Commando Queen
lmao

you laugh at my misfortune? if you werent in my as-of-yet-unnamed club, id be mad...

lol.. yes i do..

theyre everywhere. in your car. in your house. on your streets. in the grocery store. outside your door. under your bed. in your shower. in your morning bowl of cereal. dont believe me? you better believe it!

lmao i bet they are

and floridas different from other southern states. instead of being full of rednecks, its one-third rednecks, one-third tourists, one-third people from the northeast

lol.. i want to go there.. i have never been there.. lol

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Alright, if you wanna join this is the place to do it. Now we just gotta come up with a name...

I thought I told you not to make a club. You cant compete with DTM. DTM rules all.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
I thought I told you not to make a club. You cant compete with DTM. DTM rules all.

wanna join?

Your club sucks

Originally posted by kmcdude
Your club sucks

well, you played doom 3 and LIKED it.

/\worlds greatest insult

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
wanna join?

DTM is already better, so no.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
well, you played doom 3 and LIKED it.

/\worlds greatest insult


What's wrong with doom 3?

Originally posted by Commando Queen
lol.. i want to go there.. i have never been there.. lol

no matter what any one tells you, dont come in the summer. either its so hot you wanna die, or its raining. thats it. two atmospheric conditions.
come in spring, its pleasant

Originally posted by kmcdude
What's wrong with doom 3?

ah, HA!!! so im right. doom 3 was so into flashiness and scariness, they forgot one of the most basic first person shooter laws that exist. be warned, once i tell you this, you will never see doom 3 the same...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
no matter what any one tells you, dont come in the summer. either its so hot you wanna die, or its raining. thats it. two atmospheric conditions.
come in spring, its pleasant

lol.. well i would have to come in the summer.. when schools out

Originally posted by Commando Queen
lol.. well i would have to come in the summer.. when schools out

spring break!!!!WOOT

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
spring break!!!!WOOT

lmao..yup.. i wanna come down ther when i can drive.. me and my best friend.. it would be soo fun

Originally posted by Commando Queen
lmao..yup.. i wanna come down ther when i can drive.. me and my best friend.. it would be soo fun

not driving yet? how old are you?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
not driving yet? how old are you?

nope... .. an age.. ..... guess

18 - 4?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
ah, HA!!! so im right. doom 3 was so into flashiness and scariness, they forgot one of the most basic first person shooter laws that exist. be warned, once i tell you this, you will never see doom 3 the same...

What was it?

Originally posted by Commando Queen
nope... .. an age.. ..... guess

16?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
16?

nope

Originally posted by kmcdude
What was it?

theres.no.recoil.factor. if you shoot something, it gets damaged, but it doesnt move. i couldnt stand it. when i blast a midget-demon in the face with a shotgun, i want it to scream, to flail, to express torturess pain...but not in this game, no-sirrey...

14?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
14?

nope

18 - 3?

15?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
15?

nope

18 - 1?