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1. Correct your English teacher every time she makes a grammatical error.

2. If you're late, quote Tolkien: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

Throw a beer at her.

Piss all over your brand new desk.

Polish your gun in the middle of Class

Say you can't answer any questions because of "religious reasons."

insted of passing notes pass the whole noat book with the noat in the middle.. then say your "compairing " notes

Shoot your gun in the middle of class.

...

And aim for her chalkboard.

Turn your music up really loud so the whole class can hear

Put a thumbtack on her chair.

Answer every question with a question, and reply to every statement with, "Why?"

talk to yoursefl during a test

"Open the window, then when the teacher looks at you, jump out the window and just start running.

Grade 9 was fun. my junior high school was surrounded by a field, so we could see him running for a good 5 minutes before he dissapeared over the horizon."

Start bitching about his/her subject for being useless (I've seen that in class)

Pull out a really, really tall club sandwich, dog, kitchen chair, miracle whip, olive, and eensy american flag out in the middle of a lecture.

...

Then begin to eat them.

Talk about how bad a teacher they are, really loud, while their talking

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Pull out a really, really tall club sandwich, dog, kitchen chair, miracle whip, olive, and eensy american flag out in the middle of a lecture.

...

Then begin to eat them.
hysterical2

Give her an apple.

...

Oh, wait...

Raise your hand vigorously and eagerly, and when you are called on, say you were only stretching.


Repeat numerous times..

Chew gum, then it spit at them when they tell you to get the gum out of your mouth ( that was nasty)

Originally posted by DarkC
hysterical2

Why, thank you.

Pretend to fall asleep.

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Pull out a really, really tall club sandwich, dog, kitchen chair, miracle whip, olive, and eensy american flag out in the middle of a lecture.

...

Then begin to eat them.

w00t

yawn in her face

Say absolutely nothing and just stare deeply at your teacher untill the class is over.

Ask if there's a cure for leprosy.

Make everyone in class sing "100 bottles of beer on the wall..."

Flick them on their back every time you get up to "borrow" a rubber, this work with insults under the breath too

have everyone in the class sloly go to the nurse complaining. ogf cramps

Shoot a paper wedge at her butt.

Ask your teacher which came first - chicken or the egg. then interupt with a series of chicken noises,

Keep up a running commentary on the proceedings

Fart really loud. I mean, let it RIP.

Fall asleep in class.

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And don't wake up.

Answer your Cell phone when it rings in class and talk about how you're going to hide the body...Yes I did that once

Burst into tears for no apparent reason.

Ask them to spell supercadgafradgulisticexpiadiosiaos....(or w/e the word is ) with out writing it down then claim its for a project, then when there finished "oh its alright i don't need it any more)

Burn the teacher's lounge.

Scratch your balls vigorously.

have some of that fake fart stuf and keep making it go off.. then have one of oyur friends say to you really losd... that beef and bean burrito was sure good huh?..

this kid did thatand the teacher had the kid to go out of the classroom "so he wouldent make it smell" thos e were her exaact words

When they do the regester say, "smells" after every name

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Burn the teacher's lounge.

Burn the teacher.

That always annoys me...

Tell everyone in the class to make weird noises whenever the teacher turns to the chalkboard (e.g. moaning), which change from place to place; when he/she turns around, stop.

Scratch your butt and make loud noises of pleasure.

Tut, incredibly loudly after every thing that is said

for a biology assignment burn the song 'bad touch' by bloodhound gang

Run to the window every once in a while and scream: "Oh my god, it's 50 Cent!"

Quote liens from the terminator afterthing they say

when the teacher is taking roll.. after every ones name say virgin after except fo either the quietest person in class or one of the nerds ..

Originally posted by Commando Queen
when the teacher is taking roll.. after every ones name say virgin after except fo either the quietest person in class or one of the nerds ..
lmao

blow up a condom and pass it around the room... *props to jake *

Tell them that if they dont pass you you're going to kick the shit out fo them

Originally posted by silvertsume
blow up a condom and pass it around the room... *props to jake *

oh god... one time a kid stole a banana from the lunch room and put a condom on it and put it in the hall way.. it was soooo funny

now i have that song in my head.....lol... have random 'seisures' thruout class.

Originally posted by Commando Queen
oh god... one time a kid stole a banana from the lunch room and put a condom on it and put it in the hall way.. it was soooo funny lol..our school was obsessed with condoms last year

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Tell them that if they dont pass you you're going to kick the shit out fo them
Spoken like a true pothead.

Originally posted by silvertsume
lol..our school was obsessed with condoms last year

lol that was our only major condom thing for the year

Originally posted by silvertsume
lol..our school was obsessed with condoms last year
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Write a card saying "Open in case of fire" on the first page. Inside, write "Not now, dumbass." and leave it on the desk.

Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises. When your sure everyone is looking. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Then say "What? I was lonely." Make sure there is mayonaise on your teeth and lips when you say this. Beat that.

Originally posted by barbarossa
Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises. When your sure everyone is looking. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Then say "What? I was lonely." Make sure there is mayonaise on your teeth and lips when you say this. Beat that.
That screams suspension.

Oh dear god

Originally posted by barbarossa
Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises. When your sure everyone is looking. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Then say "What? I was lonely." Make sure there is mayonaise on your teeth and lips when you say this. Beat that.

rofl! thats the best one yet!

Yeah, that was a little over the line.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yeah, that was a little over the line.



Over the lines of ? Annoyingness......
But twas nasty X)

That's pretty sick, barb.

indeed

Originally posted by barbarossa
Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises. When your sure everyone is looking. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Then say "What? I was lonely." Make sure there is mayonaise on your teeth and lips when you say this. Beat that. eeeewwww

Don't know why i'm surprised you can....bend that way.....

disgust.Yeah if ur like that!That would b funny to c though!A less disgusting way is to confuse her alot.Like if shes a new teacher,insist that whatever she calls u isnt ur name.Or accidently hit on him or her?I donno cant tell u much cuz i cant think at this moment.ermm

Originally posted by barbarossa
Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises. When your sure everyone is looking. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Then say "What? I was lonely." Make sure there is mayonaise on your teeth and lips when you say this. Beat that.



It doesn't even look much like mayo....

Traditional Mayonnaise is yellow.

Originally posted by s|m


Start bitching about his/her subject for being useless (I've seen that in class)

one of my classmates did that guess what!!!!

there was a hell of a fight in the classroom aover that... *cough*anyway it was fun

We used to put the teacher's table on the edge of the platform so it would fall off as soon as she/he touched it.

We also did the same with the blckboard, placing it carefully on the edge of its hooks so it would fall off as soon as he/she touched it.

Put chalk powder on the chair getting their dress white and dusty

Put ink on the rubber getting their hands all dirty

Fly me and Alicia down to where ever you are, let us spend a class with you....lmao

Ok, a classic from the adventures of Rae and Alicia. Stand up out of nowhere, yell "YOU WENCH! I LOVED HIM" have your friend yell "YEAH WELL SEEMED HE LOVED ME A LITTLE MORE" *wink*....improvise from there. me and alicia started smacking and stratching. Teacher was PISSED OFF>.....