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§P0oONY
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Okay, this is so disgusting!. I wanted to send my bro an email but couldnt remember his address, so I went over to his room to ask him. His door was shut so I knocked. It seemed quite in the room so I figured he was sleeping and I opened the door to check, here he was laying on the floor in his underwear and his manhood was out, I yelled OH GOD and slammed the door shut and left, and then came over to my room dressed and tried telling me he was changing when I happened to walk in ( yeah right? since when do you lay on the floor to change?).

But I seriously think he was wanking, My dad found the most disgusting types of porn on my bros comp and now this?? Its so sick
Funniest thread of the day...
Sir Mist
Why did you just soil my mind?

xLiNdS x 622x
how old is he?
Raven Guardia
SM....imagine how I feel..I wanna spew.
Linds.. My bro is 19
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
SM....imagine how I feel..I wanna spew.
Linds.. My bro is 19
19...
Then what's the problem?
If he was 4... then maybe
xLiNdS x 622x
is he hot? lol i'm kidding..thats gross

§P0oONY
The real question is
"Did you lay down beside him and join in?"
GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Okay, this is so disgusting!. I wanted to send my bro an email but couldnt remember his address, so I went over to his room to ask him. His door was shut so I knocked. It seemed quite in the room so I figured he was sleeping and I opened the door to check, here he was laying on the floor in his underwear and his manhood was out, I yelled OH GOD and slammed the door shut and left, and then came over to my room dressed and tried telling me he was changing when I happened to walk in ( yeah right? since when do you lay on the floor to change?).

But I seriously think he was wanking, My dad found the most disgusting types of porn on my bros comp and now this?? Its so sick

hysterical
Sir Mist
Disturbing.....images.......must....leave.....
Darth_Janus
Wow, and he didn't hear you open the door? He must have had to concentrate hard... No pun intended, of course.
§P0oONY
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
the problem is that it's her brother and its always gross when its family!
Unless it is a family that likes incest.
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
The Prob is I saw it! I am very certain you wouldnt want to see your sib masturbating
and no, he isnt very hot
At least you didn't have a camera with you...
Or did you?
*cough* Post *cough*

GCG
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Okay, this is so disgusting!. I wanted to send my bro an email but couldnt remember his address, so I went over to his room to ask him. His door was shut so I knocked. It seemed quite in the room so I figured he was sleeping and I opened the door to check, here he was laying on the floor in his underwear and his manhood was out, I yelled OH GOD and slammed the door shut and left, and then came over to my room dressed and tried telling me he was changing when I happened to walk in ( yeah right? since when do you lay on the floor to change?).

But I seriously think he was wanking, My dad found the most disgusting types of porn on my bros comp and now this?? Its so sick
did you say that you knocked and still found him with a stiffy ?
I think your bro's problem is that he is going deaf !
Darth_Janus
Originally posted by GCG
did you say that you knocked and still found him with a stiffy ?
I think your bro's problem is that he is going deaf !
Exactly... lol
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Wow, and he didn't hear you open the door? He must have had to concentrate hard... No pun intended, of course.
well, my bro doesn't hear very well

he always blasts his music so loud.
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
WTF,your disgusting.....just because your into the whole incest things doesnt mean everyone else is.
evillaugh
That's not incest.. btw...
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
well, my bro doesn't hear very well

he always blasts his music so loud.
And you thought he was sleeping?
SlipknoT
I dunno, If I had a Really hot sister I wouldnt mind seeing her masturbate
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by GCG
did you say that you knocked and still found him with a stiffy ?
I think your bro's problem is that he is going deaf !
soon as I saw I slammed the door and back to my room, he came over and tried making up exucsses and I was like "Yeah whatever" I wouldnt even look at him.
Darth_Janus
Well, he deserves the embarassment and disgust since he didn't have the common sense to keep his habit private. Again, no pun intended.
§P0oONY
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I dunno, If I had a Really hot sister I wouldnt mind seeing her masturbate
I'de ask her if she needed a hand...
Shame I don't.
§P0oONY
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I'd ask if she wanted my Dick to help....and then we'd make retarded babies....

Darth_Janus
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
thats disgusting
I agree...
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Well, he deserves the embarassment and disgust since he didn't have the common sense to keep his habit private. Again, no pun intended.
I agree, and I am gonna tell my parents tomorrow. Right now is 10:30 at night and they sleeping so in the morning I am telling on him

more embarassment for him

GCG
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
soon as I saw I slammed the door and back to my room, he came over and tried making up exucsses and I was like "Yeah whatever" I wouldnt even look at him. .
i would have told i had just finished doing cock push-ups !
Link !

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
I agree...
so do I.....but condiser the source.
§P0oONY
Look at my profile now!!!
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I agree, and I am gonna tell my parents tomorrow. Right now is 10:30 at night and they sleeping so in the morning I am telling on him

more embarassment for him

Thats Just mean

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Thats Just mean
no, thats revenge for being blinded.
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I agree, and I am gonna tell my parents tomorrow. Right now is 10:30 at night and they sleeping so in the morning I am telling on him

more embarassment for him
That is just wrong...
Have you not read the "Big book of sibling rules"
Darth_Janus
It's justice for the stupid.
Hey, I'm in a profile now. Fancy that. I've been quoted. I can die fulfilled.
Raven Guardia
dude, why not tell?.....he brought it on himself.
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
no, thats revenge for being blinded. Well if your bro came into your room while you were masturbating and didnt think anyone would come in, then told your parents how would you feel?

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
It's justice for the stupid.
Hey, I'm in a profile now. Fancy that. I've been quoted. I can die fulfilled. Since when is masturbating Stupid? Its Natural even moneys and horses do it.
Darth_Janus
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Since when is masturbating Stupid? Its Natural even moneys and horses do it.
Monkeys also fling their own crap. Might be natural, but surely isn't acceptable behavior to be caught doing. It was his mistake to get caught... He reaps what he sows.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well if your bro came into your room while you were masturbating and didnt think anyone would come in, then told your parents how would you feel?
Thats why, if people want to go to happy town with themselves they should do it more safely when they know someone isn't around...as for my bro he tells on me for the dumbest crap like if I say bad word or give the finger to someone and I get in trouble for that

can you imagine how much shit he will be in for this..its pay back baby!
xLiNdS x 622x
does he not have a lock on his door?
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Monkeys also fling their own crap. Might be natural, but surely isn't acceptable behavior to be caught doing. It was his mistake to get caught... He reaps what he sows. Its not his fault he got caught, its her fault she caught him, she had no right going into his room uninvited.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Since when is masturbating Stupid? Its Natural even moneys and horses do it.
and you would know?
Darth_Janus
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Its not his fault he got caught, its her fault she caught him, she had no right going into his room uninvited.
That's poor reasoning. He's in their parents house. It should be his priority to either not do it, or not get caught if he doesn't want the reprocussions. The blame isn't on her. She could have walked in and he could have been dying... How is that situation reflective of her blame?
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Thats why, if people want to go to happy town with themselves they should do it more safely when they know someone isn't around...as for my bro he tells on me for the dumbest crap like if I say bad word or give the finger to someone and I get in trouble for that

can you imagine how much shit he will be in for this..its pay back baby! So, You guys are 18 and 19, You shouldnt be telling on each other for crap like that, and you also had no right barging into his room.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Its not his fault he got caught, its her fault she caught him, she had no right going into his room uninvited.
I knocked like five times, no one answered so I opened the door. Its not my fualt he could have said something like "hang on" or "I am busy" "dont come in". but he didnt!
xLiNdS x 622x
it's no ones fault...its a natural thing for him to be doing and she didn't know he was gonna be doing it when she walked in
is he really gonna get in trouble?

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
That's poor reasoning. He's in their parents house. It should be his priority to either not do it, or not get caught if he doesn't want the reprocussions. The blame isn't on her. She could have walked in and he could have been dying... How is that situation reflective of her blame? No it really isnt, He has every right to do what he wants in HIS room, now if he were doing it in The Kitchen thats completely different.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
That's poor reasoning. He's in their parents house. It should be his priority to either not do it, or not get caught if he doesn't want the reprocussions. The blame isn't on her. She could have walked in and he could have been dying... How is that situation reflective of her blame?
Thank You, at least you are smart enough to understand
Originally posted by SlipknoT
So, You guys are 18 and 19, You shouldnt be telling on each other for crap like that, and you also had no right barging into his room.
Get a grip, obviously it seems you never had a sib. Sibs tell one each other all the time and fight...Your just taking his side cause you probably wank off all the time too.
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I knocked like five times, no one answered so I opened the door. Its not my fualt he could have said something like "hang on" or "I am busy" "dont come in". but he didnt! Then he was obviously sleeping...I dont go in peoples rooms when they dont answer or anything..he probably just passed out with his wang out

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
and you would know? I Took animal science last year and that something we learned....
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
it's no ones fault...its a natural thing for him to be doing and she didn't know he was gonna be doing it when she walked in
is he really gonna get in trouble?
I dont know

but it will still be fun to see my parents faces

Darth_Janus
Originally posted by SlipknoT
No it really isnt, He has every right to do what he wants in HIS room, now if he were doing it in The Kitchen thats completely different.
Um, let me see... His parents most likely own the house. They foot the majority if not all the bills. By law they can dictate what is acceptable and unacceptable behavior in their house within reason. So really, it's -their- room, and its entirely up to them if it's acceptable behavior in this situation. Not you, not me, not her or him. Them. Their house. Their rules.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Then he was obviously sleeping...I dont go in peoples rooms when they dont answer or anything..he probably just passed out with his wang out
soon as I opened the door he turned around and had this expression on his face like "oh ****" and whipped it away.
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Thank You, at least you are smart enough to understand
Get a grip, obviously it seems you never had a sib. Sibs tell one each other all the time and fight...Your just taking his side cause you probably wank off all the time too. Well your right, Im an only child, and no, I'm just using common sense, His Room, His privacy.
xLiNdS x 622x
thast retarded if he gets in trouble for it or if they say he cant do it anymore..you shouldnt tell on him, there's nothing wrong with it..and that gives him the right to tell on you for something
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Um, let me see... His parents most likely own the house. They foot the majority if not all the bills. By law they can dictate what is acceptable and unacceptable behavior in their house within reason. So really, it's -their- room, and its entirely up to them if it's acceptable behavior in this situation. Not you, not me, not her or him. Them. Their house. Their rules.

Thank you again

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
soon as I opened the door he turned around and had this expression on his face like "oh ****" and whipped it away. then you shouldnt have gone in his room
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Um, let me see... His parents most likely own the house. They foot the majority if not all the bills. By law they can dictate what is acceptable and unacceptable behavior in their house within reason. So really, it's -their- room, and its entirely up to them if it's acceptable behavior in this situation. Not you, not me, not her or him. Them. Their house. Their rules. I highly Doubt her parents have set a No masturbating rule in the house, in fact I think the parents would rather not know.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
thast retarded if he gets in trouble for it or if they say he cant do it anymore..you shouldnt tell on him, there's nothing wrong with it..and that gives him the right to tell on you for something
whats wrong with my parents getting upset..ITS THEIR HOUSE, THEIR RULES. They ARE THE ADULTS!
Originally posted by SlipknoT
then you shouldnt have gone in his room
I KNOCKED FOR HELLS SAKE! when he didnt answer I peeked in to see what was going on.
Darth_Janus
Originally posted by Raven Guardia

Thank you again
You're welcome. Now, I'm not saying I totally support you should you tell, but I am saying that if what he's doing is in violation of your parents rules, then it is wrong in that way, if not in others.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I highly Doubt her parents have set a No masturbating rule in the house, in fact I think the parents would rather not know.
Like said earlier, my dad caught him once before and told him about it....my bro said he would do the porn thing anymore and said he stop. Its not so much he dose it, but he claims to be such a christian and how it is wrong then he turns around and does it. thats mostly why my parents get mad.
Darth_Janus
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I highly Doubt her parents have set a No masturbating rule in the house, in fact I think the parents would rather not know.
Not likely, perhaps. But look at it this way...
He is doing something that -could- possibly be disturbing to others in the household, including those who own it.
He left his door unlocked. ANYONE could have walked in, not just her.
He was caught, redhanded (Pardon the pun, again) and if he gets in trouble for it, he'll either learn his lesson and be discreet or he'll end up on bad terms with those he lives with. It's an issue of respect, not is it okay.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
You're welcome. Now, I'm not saying I totally support you should you tell, but I am saying that if what he's doing is in violation of your parents rules, then it is wrong in that way, if not in others.
well I dont know what they will say about the wanking, but I know he is NOT allowed to have porn, he got introuble for that before.
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I KNOCKED FOR HELLS SAKE! when he didnt answer I peeked in to see what was going on. Then you shouldnt be so upset, you took the risk going into his room not knowing what to expect.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Not likely, perhaps. But look at it this way...
He is doing something that -could- possibly be disturbing to others in the household, including those who own it.
He left his door unlocked. ANYONE could have walked in, not just her.
He was caught, redhanded (Pardon the pun, again) and if he gets in trouble for it, he'll either learn his lesson and be discreet or he'll end up on bad terms with those he lives with. It's an issue of respect, not is it okay.
^ he is the only one here among you people who has a brian and common sense.
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Like said earlier, my dad caught him once before and told him about it....my bro said he would do the porn thing anymore and said he stop. Its not so much he dose it, but he claims to be such a christian and how it is wrong then he turns around and does it. thats mostly why my parents get mad. He said he isnt going to do the porn thing anymore..no stop jacking off..
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Then you shouldnt be so upset, you took the risk going into his room not knowing what to expect.
I said it was sick...your the one making upset because you think its my fualt. Its NOT!...I was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
He said he isnt going to do the porn thing anymore..no stop jacking off..
wanking WITH porn is still consider the porn thing!
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
wanking WITH porn is still consider the porn thing! Was he looking at Porn at the time?
Darth Mantis
Hey RG try get some money off him and say your not going to tell... Or blackmail him...
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I said it was sick...your the one making upset because you think its my fualt. Its NOT!...I was just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Ok, I agree, If I saw my (imaginary) bro jacking off I'd be grossed out to, and puch him later...Not tell on him like a 5 year old.
Darth_Janus
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Was he looking at Porn at the time?
No, the issue is that he's been caught before doing something similar. If her parents have a problem with him having porn in the house, I'm quite certain they'd be pissed about this incident. It's not whether it happens or doesn't happen to their knowledge in this case... it's that he's being caught left and right apparently. He has no respect for the others in the house. And don't give me that "He was in his room" crap... That is total nonsense.
I'm not seeing where the problem here is... if parents and siblings who share the house are upset or grossed out by another's careless lewd habits, they're entitled.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Was he looking at Porn at the time?
well he had something in front of him and it looked like a mag, he chucked it underhis bed quick and soon as I realized what was going on I slammed the door shut and went fast to my room and shut my door because it was so sick.
DM..hmmmmmm good idea

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
No, the issue is that he's been caught before doing something similar. If her parents have a problem with him having porn in the house, I'm quite certain they'd be pissed about this incident. It's not whether it happens or doesn't happen to their knowledge in this case... it's that he's being caught left and right apparently. He has no respect for the others in the house. And don't give me that "He was in his room" crap... That is total nonsense.
I'm not seeing where the problem here is... if parents and siblings who share the house are upset or grossed out by another's careless lewd habits, they're entitled.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
well he had something in front of him and it looked like a mag, he chucked it underhis bed quick and soon as I realized what was going on I slammed the door shut and went fast to my room and shut my door because it was so sick.
DM..hmmmmmm good idea

Ok, Your story went from, I saw him lying on the floor with his penis showing to I saw my bro sitting on the floor jacking off with a porn magazine

Neo_Communist
Gross none the less
WickedTexasMomA
My 15 year old sister in law walked in on me and my husband having sex on there brothers bedroom floor ,she was like "OH GOD" and ran out of the room...these are the story's you tell your kids at Christmas dinner years from now.XD
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Ok, I agree, If I saw my (imaginary) bro jacking off I'd be grossed out to, and puch him later...Not tell on him like a 5 year old.
dude, If I punch him ( like I have done before) he goes and tells on me and gets me introuble.
Like DJ has been trying to say, what my bro has been doing with porn is agaisnt my parents rules, by my bro doing what he did he is disrespecting them and If I dont let them know what is going on behind their backs then I am disrespecting them as well.
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Ok, Your story went from, I saw him lying on the floor with his penis showing to I saw my bro sitting on the floor jacking off with a porn magazine
no, I didnt say for sure..he was laying there and when I opened the door he tossed something underthe bed flew around with this look upon his face and quickly put his manhood into his pants, its the same story YOU keep trying to pick apart...your just a jerk like that.
SlipknoT
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
My 15 year old sister in law walked in on me and my husband having sex on there brothers bedroom floor ,she was like "OH GOD" and ran out of the room...these are the story's you tell your kids at Christmas dinner years from now.XD I'd change my last name if my parents told me that story

WickedTexasMomA
lol..Im waiting till are oldest daughter is around 15 and telling her she was created in uncle Logan's bed.HAHA
Sun Ce
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
lol..Im waiting till are oldest daughter is around 15 and telling her she was created in uncle Logan's bed.HAHA your sig is hot, just had to say
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
lol..Im waiting till are oldest daughter is around 15 and telling her she was created in uncle Logan's bed.HAHA

roguegirl15
eww...that is just sick,your mind is probably soiled for good.Well at least ur still alive.
Sun Ce
Originally posted by roguegirl15
eww...that is just sick,your mind is probably soiled for good.Well at least ur still alive. shes not gonna have a heart attack from seeing something like this u know

SlipknoT
Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
lol..Im waiting till are oldest daughter is around 15 and telling her she was created in uncle Logan's bed.HAHA I truely feel bad for your kid

Logan 87
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Okay, this is so disgusting!. I wanted to send my bro an email but couldnt remember his address, so I went over to his room to ask him. His door was shut so I knocked. It seemed quite in the room so I figured he was sleeping and I opened the door to check, here he was laying on the floor in his underwear and his manhood was out, I yelled OH GOD and slammed the door shut and left, and then came over to my room dressed and tried telling me he was changing when I happened to walk in ( yeah right? since when do you lay on the floor to change?).

But I seriously think he was wanking, My dad found the most disgusting types of porn on my bros comp and now this?? Its so sick
I think you just want to make a funny thread, because for one, you knocked, and yet he happens to stay there, second if hes 19 how did he wind up, on his father, finding porn on his computer, and looked at all of them
Third if it REALLY happened, tell you're brother that he is degrading woman, and shouldn't do the things he does.
Please don't get offended
SlipknoT
Degrading Women? hahahahahahahaha
Rob Owns You
Wow what a mature thread

alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Logan 87
I think you just want to make a funny thread, because for one, you knocked, and yet he happens to stay there, second if hes 19 how did he wind up, on his father, finding porn on his computer, and looked at all of them
Third if it REALLY happened, tell you're brother that he is degrading woman, and shouldn't do the things he does.
Please don't get offended
If by masturbating you're degrading women, then I guess I'm sexist.
Logan 87
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
If by masturbating you're degrading women, then I guess I'm sexist.
You are missing the concept. Looking at pictures, of woman in those kind of acts, and enjoying it, and pleasuring yourself, and might be thinking dirty thoughts, is not good.
Dogbert
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Thats why, if people want to go to happy town with themselves they should do it more safely when they know someone isn't around...as for my bro he tells on me for the dumbest crap like if I say bad word or give the finger to someone and I get in trouble for that

can you imagine how much shit he will be in for this..its pay back baby!
Raven, don't, that's rather low. It's like... *****, low

alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Logan 87
You are missing the concept. Looking at pictures, of woman in those kind of acts, and enjoying it, and pleasuring yourself, and might be thinking dirty thoughts, is not good.
He's not hurting anyone by jacking to porn, what else is he supposed to do it to? Also, I think his privacy should be respected, if someone doesn't let you in after you knock then you're obviously not wanted inside.
Dogbert
You're full of it. It isn't crap, you're room is your own personal space... invade it at your own friggin risk.
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Dogbert
And don't give me that "He was in his room" crap... That is total nonsense.
You're full of it. It isn't crap, you're room is your own personal space... invade it at your own friggin risk.
Exactly, he should have privacy within his own realm, as I said, if you knock and you're not let in, then you're obviously not wanted.
Logan 87
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
He's not hurting anyone by jacking to porn, what else is he supposed to do it to? Also, I think his privacy should be respected, if someone doesn't let you in after you knock then you're obviously not wanted inside.
He should control, himself, and wait for a real woman ONLY when he is married and really in love.
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Logan 87
He should control, himself, and wait for a real woman ONLY when he is married and really in love.
Wait for a real woman so he can masturbate? WTF? Respect the mans privacy and only go in his room when you are welcome, I've said this three times so far.
Dogbert
Originally posted by Logan 87
He should control, himself, and wait for a real woman ONLY when he is married and really in love.
as great as those views are, they don't apply to masturbation as he was AFFECTING NO OTHER FEMALE.
Logan 87
Originally posted by Dogbert
as great as those views are, they don't apply to masturbation as he was AFFECTING NO OTHER FEMALE.
I didn't mean masterbate, I meant making love, instead of masterbating, for his own pleasure.
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Logan 87
I didn't mean masterbate, I meant making love, instead of masterbating, for his own pleasure.
Why didn't you say so? What's wrong with pleasuring yourself alone, he is hurting no one, it's her fault for entering the room when she was obviously not wanted.
Logan 87
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Why didn't you say so? What's wrong with pleasuring yourself alone, he is hurting no one, it's her fault for entering the room when she was obviously not wanted.
Yeah but pleasure, is meant for a man and woman after they are really in love,, and married, and ONLy with each other. no multiple people or lustful thoughts.
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Logan 87
Yeah but pleasure, is meant for a man and woman after they are really in love,, and married, and ONLy with each other. no multiple people or lustful thoughts.
What I'm saying is that he was hurting no one, how does it affect your life if some guy in Utah is wanking?
Logan 87
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
What I'm saying is that he was hurting no one, how does it affect your life if some guy in Utah is wanking?
forget it.
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Logan 87
forget it.
What? You're saying that it's morally wrong to masturbate? That's just bullshit, I'm assuming that you derive that from your religious beliefs, if so, if your christian, then wanking is not a sin, I've been told this by a devout christian who has read the bible.
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Logan 87
Yeah but pleasure, is meant for a man and woman after they are really in love,, and married, and ONLy with each other. no multiple people or lustful thoughts. Dude, Shut the **** up.
Logan 87
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Dude, Shut the **** up.
Why did you have to curse at me ?
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Logan 87
Why did you have to curse at me ?
Holy Shit! I think we have a Priest on our hands.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Logan 87
Why did you have to curse at me ? Why do you have to be such a ***** about the whole masturbation thing?
SlipknoT
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Holy Shit! I think we have a Priest on our hands.

*Puts on a Burn the Preist Record*
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*Puts on a Burn the Preist Record*
*Waits for our uptight friend to get offended*
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Logan 87
W/e guys.

SlipknoT
*chews on a pen* Yep......
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*chews on a pen* Yep......
*breaks open a pen and drinks the ink*

SlipknoT
Dude, that was where I was keeping my LSD!

alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Dude, that was where I was keeping my LSD!

What happens when you drink it?
SlipknoT
Well, You still trip, But it takes Longer..and since you just took so much You're gonna be tripping for about 4 days...That'll be $70...
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well, You still trip, But it takes Longer..and since you just took so much You're gonna be tripping for about 4 days...That'll be $70...
I'll give you 70 Pesos.
SlipknoT
Thats what, $1.33 American?
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Thats what, $1.33 American?
Prolly.
Rogue Jedi
wow. pesos suck the big one.
SlipknoT
Who made that song "I got the pistols so I'll take the pesos"
silver_tears
That bastard
The least he could have done is locked his door

Storm
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Okay, this is so disgusting!. I wanted to send my bro an email but couldnt remember his address, so I went over to his room to ask him. His door was shut so I knocked. It seemed quite in the room so I figured he was sleeping and I opened the door to check, here he was laying on the floor in his underwear and his manhood was out, I yelled OH GOD and slammed the door shut and left, and then came over to my room dressed and tried telling me he was changing when I happened to walk in ( yeah right? since when do you lay on the floor to change?).

But I seriously think he was wanking, My dad found the most disgusting types of porn on my bros comp and now this?? Its so sick
Actually, it' s quite normal.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Neo_Version 7
That's funny
WickedTexasMomA
Everyone has played with them selfs...its cheaper then buy an hour with a hooker.XD
Acherontia
Annnnnd you choose to share this with us.... why?
Bah your probly one of thoes people Who when somebody says "Ewww This smells gross, here smell" You go ahead an smell it.
DarkC
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Okay, this is so disgusting!. I wanted to send my bro an email but couldnt remember his address, so I went over to his room to ask him. His door was shut so I knocked. It seemed quite in the room so I figured he was sleeping and I opened the door to check, here he was laying on the floor in his underwear and his manhood was out, I yelled OH GOD and slammed the door shut and left, and then came over to my room dressed and tried telling me he was changing when I happened to walk in ( yeah right? since when do you lay on the floor to change?).

But I seriously think he was wanking, My dad found the most disgusting types of porn on my bros comp and now this?? Its so sick
Aiieeeeech.

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