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Oh, the OTF, how I love thee . . .
so much better than a Christmas tree.
And when the tides rise high,
and the sky falls on my eye,
I'll crack a bottle of whisky and drink the damn thing dry.

Thank you.

here i sit
broken hearted
tried to poop
but only farted

Then one day
I took a chance,
tried to fart,
but shit my pants.

i took my pants off
and tried to shower
it didnt come off
it had too much power

Dude.

i scrubbed and scrubbed
to no avail
i then gave up
oh bloody hell!!!

Okay, that was entertaining.

I might as well throw in the towel with such poetic geniuses as you guys around.

that's so wrong!

its brown and hot
and burns my ass
i then gave up
and smoked some grass

You should get it published

About a goldfish, by Kosta...


OH WET PET!!...

Originally posted by Kosta
About a goldfish, by Kosta...


OH WET PET!!...

What the heck?

My poem about the OTF...

The OTF, what a lark,
A place to joke and sin,
Some say is sucks,
I say, Like a shark.

Crappy rhyming.. but meh.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
its brown and hot
and burns my ass
i then gave up
and smoked some grass

I toked and toked,
Untill I choked,
I toked once more,
And then I croaked.

i woke up
and thought i was dead
then i saw FJ
and we went to bed

And painted the bedroom red.

i froze your tears and made a dagger
and stabbed it in my cock foreva and ever
it stayed there like excalibur
kmc is mine foreva

she rocked my world
then wanted more
it was all i could take
damn i was sore

This thread rules

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
I might as well throw in the towel with such poetic geniuses as you guys around.

Ditto

lol
this is hilarious