Things You'd Never Hear Doom Say.
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long pig
I "borrowed"(

)this from another site, it got a lot of funny replies.
Doom: "Sometimes Doom doesn't feel needed."
Doom: "Only one way to resolve this, Richards........tickle fight!"
Doom: "During my more reflective moments, I sometimes think I should have waited for the mask to cool before I put it on."
Doom:""Oooohhhh... bubbles!""
Doom:"Its clobberin' time"
Doom: "What is with Skynard? Play Free Bird! Don't make Doom come up there!"
Add more!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneonetwotwo.
DarkCrawler
"Hamburger and an diet coke, please."
"Why do I call myself doctor? I don't even have bachelors degree..."
willRules
"This tin suit brings out my skin in an awful rash....."
Pointinel
"Gotta catch em' all!!!"
"Kame Haaaammmee Wave!!!"
CorderaMitchell
"I love you"
Pointinel
"It's ya boy, Doom!"
"Kill you shoot the funeral up and Harlem Shake at your wake"
Pointinel
LOL
i like the DIPS
CorderaMitchell
Originally posted by Pointinel
LOL
i like the DIPS
I still like your sig, you never helped me with mine, because you got mad at me again, oh well...
Scoobless
"front row ticket to the Fantastic Four movie please..... i really like the firey guy"
"stop ...... i surrender ..... Wolverine"
"green is sooo last season"
"where exactly is Latveria on the map?"
"pull my finger"
"he's not the messiah..... he's a very naughty boy!"
willRules
LOL at the Monty Python tribute.
"I nearly got the role as the tin man on the wizard of OZ"
Zahit
"I'm worried about the Americans coming here,
so I'm announcing the Latverian elections for 2006."
olympian
" Say batman, could you lend me your Robin for a night? "
Really he would never say that.
Zahit
"Prepare the tables, peasants!!! George W. Bush will feast in Latveria with I, Dr. Doom."
Superfly4000
"I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY!"
willRules
"Well not to boast or anything.............."
"I ate fibreglass. It made my stomach itchy........"
masterbruce
I shall sacrifice my life for others.
Logan 87
Would you like fries with that.
willRules
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! That poor old lady needs help crossing the street and carrying her groceries home!!! This sounds like a job for DOCTOR DOOM"
Logan 87
I think I will take up a job as a garbage man, instead of trying to take over the world.
willRules
" Curse you Jubilee, your skills and intellect have foiled my sinister plans!"
Logan 87
First Burgerking THEN THE WORLD, disney world to be exact.
willRules
"If I collect enough tokens I might be able to scrounge up a second hand Death ray.........."
Nataku8188
Originally posted by willRules
"Well not to boast or anything.............."
"I ate fibreglass. It made my stomach itchy........"
It wasn't cotton candy like that man said.
"Quickly doombots, fetch Doom's garter belt!"
willRules
LOL
"I am Doom. Fear me. well actually dont fear me, but be sorta slightly spooked or at least nervous..............."
Scoobless
"hmmm.... i wonder how this would look with a pink cape?"
"I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO SPEAK LIKE THIS .... BUT THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IN MY ARMOUR IS STUCK"
black robb
Does this suit make me look fat?
My last name is stupid
I gots the munchies
willRules
"IF I hadn't accidentally glued my mask to my face, I could touch my nose with my tongue.................Oh wait, I can still do it with the mask on.........he he he............"
Mainstream
"I am Doomizzle and I am the shizzle fo sho yo"
willRules
"Gotta go, Im gonna play with matches................"
"How the heck am I supposed to pee, in this armour?"
Mainstream
"it looks like it might rain..I better get inside before I rust again"
Zahit
Originally posted by Scoobless
"I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO SPEAK LIKE THIS .... BUT THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IN MY ARMOUR IS STUCK"

willRules
"OK. Richards its your turn.................For a game of hide and seek!"
"I rule Latveria with and Iron hand, and shaky legs!"
willRules
"When i close my eyes, its like its night time!!!"
Mainstream
Originally posted by willRules
" Curse you Jubilee, your skills and intellect have foiled my sinister plans!" lol
"Robin, you are more than just a boy...you are a boy wonder, but what are you doing in the marvel universe."
DarkCrawler
Originally posted by Nataku8188
"STFU NUB!"

Scoobless
"Hi, my name is Victor ...... and I'm a sexaholic!"
Mainstream
"I'd like to give a shout out to all my slaves..er I mean servants."
skizo
"REED!!......I love you"
Next Venom_girl
Hero: Now we finish this, Doom.
Doom: Wait a moment, I'm not done prepping.
......
"I surrender to you Wolverine! I am no match to your sexy fanboy powers."
.......
*raspy breathiong* "Luke, I am your father."
willRules
" How lucky am I? I just found a lolipop in the street!!!"
"WOW, that shopping mall is like sooo totally fantastic!!!"
"Richards..........................WAAASSSSSUUUPPPP!!!"
Marvelgeek
"Snootchie bootchies!!!!"
"Ooh u tell him ricky!!!"
"Bah! Doom demands that Halle Berry immidietly be rewarded with another oscar for her performance in Catwoman!"
"...Bub..."
"I have at last found one worthy of being my heir: Paris dear, come over here!"
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
"They took away my credit cards..."
"Darn you Richards! Darn you to heck!"
"No thank you, Doom is on a low carb-diet."
"Stupid cube... DOOM SWEARS HE WILL USE ALL HIS MIGHT AND TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO DESTROY THIS... RUBRIK!"
Next Venom_girl
Hero: Doom, what are you doing?
Doom: The same thing we do every night Pinky-- TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
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"Bah, Doom isthrough with the whole global domination shtick. Doom will donate all his money to charity."
Marvelgeek
"THEN HE WAS LIKE NO WAY AND DOOM WAS LIKE WAY. BUT THEN HE SAID NO WAY AGAIN AND DOOM RETALIATED..."
"BAH! DOOM GROW TIRED OF THESE CONQUESTS. IF U NEED DOOM, HE WILL BE OUTSIDE PLAYING WITH DOOMKITTENS AND DOOMSHEEP."
"AREN'T U JUST THE CUDDLIE-UDDLIEST THING DOOM EVER SAW?"
"DOOM IS TRIPPING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"WHENEVER DOOM FEELS A CRAVING, HE TAKES A NEW SUPERSIZED SNICKERS BAR. THEY'RE DELICIOUS... MMM...."
"Cut! One more time! And try to show some emotion this time!
"HMM DOOM SHALL USE A CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND AS INSPIRATION."
"NO MORE SNICKERS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"DOOM MDID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"
"MAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! HANG UP, DOOM'S TRYING TO EXTORT WORLD RULERS HERE!"
bakerboy
I love reed Richards
sbo
"Gee, thanks for taking me to the zoo Reed, seeing all these sweet little animals really helps calm me down.
Hey let's go see the pandas next, okay, I love pandas, they're so, OWW Damnit!! Did you see that, that chimp just hit me with a hand full of his own sh*t.
Foolish primate, you dare assault me in such a vile fashion, well two can play at that game, prepare to bow before the awesome feces flinging fury of DOOM!!! "
CorderaMitchell
This is still going on, I'm actually shocked...
Next Venom_girl
"Who is this George Lucas! He has totally ripped Doom's trademarks!"
"Doom will hold the world ransom for..... *dadada!* ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
"Does Doom look gay in this cape?"
willRules
" Doom has taken the ultimate step, into a pile of dog - $*!^"
willRules
"RICHARDS!!!!!!!!! Curse your strategically placed whoopey cushion!!!"
Scoobless
DOOM DID NOT ASK THAT BOY TO DRINK "JESUS JUICE"!!!!!
Next Venom_girl
... "It's a bathing suit, not a chastity belt."
willRules
"I am Doom. fear my.........aww not again. My eyelids are stuck to the mask..............ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch............"
Next Venom_girl
"Domo arigato Mr. Robotto."
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"Doom is a real metal head."
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"Doom would like to introduce you all to his bestest friend--Reed Richards!"
--
"Call Hallmark, there isn't enough commercialism going on in honor of Doomsday. Doom must steal Christmas! Wait-that's that other guy in green."
willRules
"I am Doom. I stole a cookie from the cookie jar."
hoorayforpeepee
"i can't snack on this bull-sheeyit! there ain't no dip!"
willRules
"I am Doom, answer my every question. where is the nearest MCdonalds?"
Next Venom_girl
*sniff* Doom just wants to be included.
willRules
"No it is part of the uniform. No it isnt a skirt!!"
Mainstream
"I really need a hug"
willRules
"The Fantastic Four want to fight me? I totally did not expect that!!"
"Remember children...................never talk to strangers."
(Doom looks up from his book at the children below him)
".................But the last porridge was juussst right."
Next Venom_girl
"Doom was totally gypped."
willRules
"So because of this you can find that you can consolidate all your loans into one affordable monthly payment....."
Spiderkid515
"Well Reed let me just tell you something before u die.... I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurence by switching to geico."
Scoobless
"do you accept Jesus Christ as your saviour"
willRules
"Respect my Authority!!! Cos I am really cool!!!"
Red Superfly
"I'm the richest man in the world and get stupid super powers when I go with the Fantastic Four on their mission and I look like the guy from Nip/Tuck"
Err.....
*thinks about the movie*
DAMMIT!
willRules
"I have siphoned the beyonders power, the living Tribunal, Galactus and..........Jubilee!!!"
King KAM
"Im not wearing any panties"
Spiderkid515
Friend: Ok Vic u have to take out all the metal of you before we get on the plane
Doom: Son of *****!
Spiderkid515
Hmm should i buy the thong or regular? Which one makes my butt look big?
willRules
LOL
"I can teach you how to make love to a woman like no one has done before........."
Next Venom_girl
(Watching Pinky & the Brain)
"Brain seems a formidable rival. Doom must have that mouse assasinated!"
willRules
"You then grab his hand, and judo flip him acroos the room.........men are such pigs........."
chucktaylor
"Goddammit! Give Doom thy Mustard Slave!"
willRules
"Its not Porn, I swear!!!!!!!!!!"
Arachnoidfreak
"I need to pee, but my suit is full"
willRules
"Doom has has come up with the most sinister plan of them all, Doom will take a poo in Richards shoes........"
dominic/wolf
doom will buy a vowall
I shall get you richards and your little dog too
Whirlysplatt
I beat Squirrel Girl!
willRules
"Doom does not drive around in a furry car with his hoes...."
chucktaylor
"..but Doom drives around in his furry car with his pimps!"
willRules
"Doom has beaten the silver surfer, the fantastic four and......Howard the Duck!!! MWAHAHAHA"
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