I want to Touch Maynard
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SlipknoT
...........

Revernd Maynard
droolio
finally....let the touching of maynard commence

Ladyluck
*touches maynard*
droolio
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
droolio
finally....let the touching of maynard commence

Touches Maynards eyeball*
Sir Mist
*touches maynard*

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
*touches maynard*
droolio harder

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Touches Maynards eyeball* HARDER

Ladyluck
*touches maynard harder...*
droolio
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
*touches maynard harder...*
droolio droolio
SlipknoT
*Punches Maynard in the eye and presses till it bursts*
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*Punches Maynard in the eye and presses till it bursts* droolio now the other one
silvertsume
*touches maynards....
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... cheek

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by silvertsume
*touches maynards....
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... cheek

droolio you can touch me anytime naughty
SlipknoT
*touchs Maynards Liver*
silvertsume
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
droolio you can touch me anytime naughty

*touches*
Sir Mist
*touches maynards ear*
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*touchs Maynards Liver* yes!!! *screams* touch it...touch it now....touch the spleen...oh lord...oh baby...spleen me...spleen me
SlipknoT
Touchs maynards kidneys*
Masrix
Feels maynards.......thingy*
Thingy= apandex
Ladyluck
*touches maynard more*
SlipknoT
*TOuches maynards face...with knives*
Masrix
Touches someone other then maynard*

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Masrix
Touches someone other then maynard*
oh you're bad

Sir Mist
*touches maynard with broken glass laced with poison* innocent
SlipknoT
*Beats the shit out of maynard for no reason*
Sir Mist
*kicks maynard and takes his wallet*
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*Beats the shit out of maynard for no reason*

Originally posted by Sir Mist
*touches maynard with broken glass laced with poison* innocent droolioOriginally posted by SlipknoT
*TOuches maynards face...with knives* SCORE!!!
SlipknoT
*Skins Maynards feet while listening to Iron Man*
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*Skins Maynards feet while listening to Iron Man* i have no feet

DarkC
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i have no feet
Oh yeah, you have claws.
Ladyluck
*touches maynard's _______*

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Ladyluck
*touches maynard's _______*

Dont you find it sad that you're role playing Sex on what is Technically A Star Wars Message Board

DarkC
Originally posted by Ladyluck
*touches maynard's _______*
Mutilated finger.
Ladyluck
who said it's something sexual?

DarkC
Who said "mutilated finger" was sexual?
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Ladyluck
who said it's something sexual?

Bloigen
hysterical
*touches maynard*

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I do too droolio now i have proof

Bloigen
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
now i have proof
But you can't see it...
Ladyluck
I remember this.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I remember this.

I know

Mr. Bacon
*touches maynard's neck*
with a ten foot pole coming in the window with a tranq dart on the end shuriken
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I was so in love with you.
I still am

i know you were
you were and are.......so am I

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*touches maynard's neck*
with a ten foot pole coming in the window with a tranq dart on the end shuriken
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i know you were
you were and are.......so am I
We all know you're in love with yourself.

Mr. Bacon
*gets in the getaway plane* tomcat
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
We all know you're in love with yourself.

yeah, but its an open relationship naughty
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yeah, but its an open relationship naughty
Ohh.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ohh.

enough room for you

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
enough room for you
flirt
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
flirt you're a dirty flirt or am i?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you're a dirty flirt or am i?
I think we both are

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I think we both are

you cant keep your hands off of me.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you cant keep your hands off of me.
And you can't keep yours off me.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
And you can't keep yours off me. wanna bet?
oh shit bad idea lookaround
Mr. Bacon
whats witht he spoilers?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
wanna bet?
oh shit bad idea lookaround
Yes, I do.
Afraid you'll lose again?
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
whats witht he spoilers?
They're fun

Mr. Bacon
so much work tho
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Yes, I do.
Afraid you'll lose again?
They're fun

of course i am

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
so much work tho
So true.
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
of course i am

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
So true.

disgust **** football

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
disgust **** football
It's not like you lost anyways..

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
It's not like you lost anyways..

thats true.....i did get a little something from 2 people

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
thats true.....i did get a little something from 2 people
LF?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
LF?

no

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
no
Interesting.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Interesting. i'm not suppose to say

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i'm not suppose to say
Oh really?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Oh really?

Yea rly

w00t
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Yea rly

w00t


Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck


w00t i got some tongue
Revernd Maynard
i just itched my arm on my x box droolio
Ladyluck

Nice.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck

Nice. totally...
now i just need something for my other arm shock
snake cage shock
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
totally...
now i just need something for my other arm shock
snake cage shock
shock
Snake? shock
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock
Snake? shock yeah

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yeah
Awesome.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Awesome.

isn't it, though

Ladyluck
It is.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
It is.

YAY

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck

he scares me, though fear
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck

he hisses
Ladyluck
What snakes don't?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
What snakes don't?

nice ones glare
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck

Morning_Glory
why is this thread back

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
why is this thread back

bloigen brought it back for some reason
now touch me, or leave

DanteMayCry
how bout a hand shake.. its still considered touch
a1hsauce

i touch maynard everynight...
Coldfire
Originally posted by a1hsauce

i touch maynard everynight...
Are you sure that was Maynard? haha

a1hsauce

oh my bad..that was you

...youre both just so soft

Mišt
*touches maynards kidney stone* droolio
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by a1hsauce

i touch maynard everynight... woah

Originally posted by Coldfire
Well actually I'm the one one whose soft... he's quite hard
shifty most of the time
then i get tired

Bloigen
*touches maynard sex kidney (the left one)*

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
*touches maynard sex kidney (the left one)*

ouch

Roulette
sex kidney?

Vinny Valentine
Who WOULDN'T want to touch maynard?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Roulette
sex kidney?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Who WOULDN'T want to touch maynard? Chuck Norris

rickyduck
Im not touching him! Im not gay!
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by rickyduck
Im not touching him! Im not gay! i see how it is disgust
rickyduck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i see how it is disgust
Actually, If its touching you naughty
La Vierge
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Who WOULDN'T want to touch maynard?
*Raises Hand*

rickyduck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by La Vierge
*Raises Hand*

liaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr

La Vierge
I tell the truth. It is you that touch me freak.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by La Vierge
I tell the truth. It is you that touch me freak.

you wish

Strangelove
deadthread
banned
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Strangelove
deadthread
banned

Mišt
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*Beats the shit out of maynard for no reason* Originally posted by SlipknoT
*Skins Maynards feet while listening to Iron Man*

I miss Slipcrylaugh
Barker
Just remembered Slipknot, he was a decent guy.
Also supermassive bump.
Barker
Some chick who was banned a few years back
Thoren
A chick band?
What type of music?
Ax3l
I need to get payed cuz i'm baroque, nigga.
Barker
heh heh heh heh heh <--- my laugh at maynards joke
Thoren
I thought it was hilarious
Barker
Me too, didn't you read my post?
Thoren
******************** you too
Barker
Please run that by me again
Barker
I feel like shit shit
Thoren
I would have been worried if it was shit shit shit
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