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This Thread is dedicated to me, Janus and Darth Windu who all own or are part of a Jawa Unit.


Although i am a leader of an Underground army of Dark Jedi Jawas that have been around for years, i will command them not to star trouble in our beloved Jawa Cantina.


So sit down and have a drink!


OOOTEENIE!

By the way, we allow droids. But only if we get to steal them and sell them.

Oooteenie!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
By the way, we allow droids. But only if we get to steal them and sell them.

Oooteenie!

Or break them down and make even better droids!

I'll kill you all

OOOTEENIE!


lol

Yeah. Who do you think rebuilt Hk and sold him to that idiot on Tattooine? Jawas... Yeah.

If you think of it, jawas probably did everything indirectly.

Originally posted by Darth_Rankkor
I'll kill you all

OOOTEENIE!


lol

Security, escort the Portuguese Sith out of our Cantina.

Those Portuguese Jawas... Always getting thrown out of cantinas...

Oh yeah? Well, Tulak Hord (Greatest Dueler) was a full Jawa. And a part of the UDJJO.

HAH!

Yeah, but Jawa Sadow, my heir apparent, could whup his ass.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Yeah, but Jawa Sadow, my heir apparent, could whup his ass.


No, Jawak Hord owns Sadow.

Count Jawa and Marka Jawanos and Darth Jawageius the Wise would generate Midiclhorians and make five thousand Jedi with the mind and skill of Count Dooku to pwn you!

*Kills them*

Now what, Count Dooku?

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Kills them*

Now what, Count Dooku?

*Wakes Janus up from dream*


That's what, Dreamweaver!

*An unauthorized ewok enters the cantina*

*Stops* Ewok!

Get him!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Stops* Ewok!

Get him!

ewok lies dead at my feet

Originally posted by darthrevan89
*An unauthorized ewok enters the cantina*

Ewok detected! Kill it!


A Jedi Jawa leaps from his seat and decapitates the young Ewok. The Crimson coloured Saber is unignited and the Jawa says....

OOOOTEENIE!

*Scoffs. His 1337 Super Sith Ninja Jawas got all his buddies before they reached the cantina. The road in is litered with dead ewoks. There are no marks on their bodies, cuz my jawas are THAT good.*

Amateur.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Scoffs. His 1337 Super Sith Ninja Jawas got all his buddies before they reached the cantina. The road in is litered with dead ewoks. There are no marks on their bodies, cuz my jawas are THAT good.*

Amateur.

There are no marks on the bodies because the pathetic Ninja Jawas missed! A unit of Dark Jedi Jawas is dispatched to take care of this matter and brutally ends the Ewok's sorry and sad lives with stunning efficiency.

Pfft... *Motions to a window. As they watch, the Death Star explodes* Super Sith Ninja Jawa inflitrated that place oh.... five minutes ago.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Pfft... *Motions to a window. As they watch, the Death Star explodes* Super Sith Ninja Jawa inflitrated that place oh.... five minutes ago.


Too bad your lackeys died on it while my Dark Jedi Jawa whipped out their Bad ass Termination Star and ruined the Death Stars shit with all of your ninja geeks on it!


PWNAGE BY OOOOOOOTEENIE METHOD!

*Runs up and stabs him, sabering off his leg.* Hobble, you tall freak! Jawas, attack! *Dooku is mobbed by kamikaze Sith ninja jawas, each strapped with thermal detonators. Jawa Ragnos escapes.*

*Kamikaze Jawas explode. Jawa Ragnos and Jawa Sadow watch on as Count's Jaweses burn like little robed Ewoks!*

*Raises his hand in victory* Oooteenie!

And those were expendable Jawas! They were In-Training! But we seek REVENGRE! Vengeance!, for our lost brethren! J4W45 4774CK!!!!|\|00|}!!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Runs up and stabs him, sabering off his leg.* Hobble, you tall freak! Jawas, attack! *Dooku is mobbed by kamikaze Sith ninja jawas, each strapped with thermal detonators. Jawa Ragnos escapes.*

Super Tech Droids (that were made by the UDJJO) run up and make synthetic legs for Dooku in a five second time span.

Dooku force pushes the Jawas into space were they explode and he finds Jawa Ragnos and cuts him into 9999999999999999999999999
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Oooteenie!
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00+33|\|13!

Billions and Billions of Jawas appear behind Dooku. All wielding Double Bladed Sabers. They attack Jawa Ragnos, Jawa Sadow and the Jawa Ninjas and literally RAPE them and turn them all inside out. Then after the victory, a trillion more appear.

*reforms into 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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Jawa Sadows and Ninjas, etc., etc. and blows up all your Jawas from the inside!!!!!!!!! Then uses SSDJ Grandmaster Skillz to kill you! Oooteenie!!!!

Oh crap, I'm outnumbered! I pursue ye tomorrow!!!

*While all those jawas and Dookus are cloning, he uses the Death Star II to destroy the planet.* PWN3D!

Originally posted by Darth Windu
*reforms into 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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Jawa Sadows and Ninjas, etc., etc. and blows up all your Jawas from the inside!!!!!!!!! Then uses SSDJ Grandmaster Skillz to kill you! Oooteenie!!!!


The 99 quadtriple-billion quad-quad-triple-trillion-million-billion-katrillion Dooku and and Jawa Jedi with a Midiclhorian count of 99 quadtriple-trillions own your lamer army of lame jawas.

*Hits the reset button. Goes back in time to before Dooku being anything but a jedi pawadan. Kicks his ass. Sabers Dooku's left arm off and his right leg. Laughs*

Oooteenie!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*While all those jawas and Dookus are cloning, he uses the Death Star II to destroy the planet.* PWN3D!


Uh oh, looks like Dooku cloned the planet and all those Dookus and Jawas were cloned with the large Midi count! Wow, they cloned 500 billion deathstars and destroy Kamino then they destroy the lame ass deathstar II.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
*Hits the reset button. Goes back in time to before Dooku being anything but a jedi pawadan. Kicks his ass. Sabers Dooku's left arm off and his right leg. Laughs*

Oooteenie!

Dooku has already traveled back in time to when you made the machine, so that he could travel back in time to kill you before you made the machine to go back to kill me, which would mean you didnt kill me, because when you made it, i already killed you, which means it was never made which means the machine or Ragnos never happened!


PWNED!

Thou hast fallen against thy superior!!! ME!!!! LOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLLLLLOOOOL!!!!!!! ANd your time thing never happened because I went back before you before Janus before you before you said you went after you were younger and before Janus turned old so OOOTEENIE!!!!

Originally posted by Darth Windu
Thou hast fallen against thy superior!!! ME!!!! LOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLLLLLOOOOL!!!!!!! ANd your time thing never happened because I went back before you before Janus before you before you said you went after you were younger and before Janus turned old so OOOTEENIE!!!!


I went back and destroyed the machine before it was ever made. No one will time travel again!


And my infinity army of Dookus and Jawas and 500 Billion Deathstars all unite to use the force and laser tech to destroy the entire universe!



Everyone loses!

Except Jawa Sadow and Ragnos and Dooku, who escape the universe and create a parallel one in which Jawas rule the whole freakin' thing!!!!!

lol... If you went back in time and destroyed the time machine, you would cease to exist.

Thus, no clones.

*PWNS*

*Entire timeline is erased* *Dooku ceases to exist*

PWN3D!!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
lol... If you went back in time and destroyed the time machine, you would cease to exist.

Thus, no clones.

*PWNS*


Not true! I would destroy it before you used it to try to kill me and before i traveled back in time to kill you and to kill Sadows mommy, so in turn, we would all exist including my clones, but nothing exists now.... I blew up the entire universe.

We have escaped, fool!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Darth Windu
We have escaped, fool!!!!!!!


No, everything is gone.


The only thing that exists is


See how there is nothing up there? ^

Everyone lost in our quest for power....


Wait a tick....

That never happened, thanks to the time machine!

With my Sith Lord and my Jawa Jedi Army and the two of you and your Jawa Ninjas.....



WE SHOULD UNITE AND CONQUER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!



AHAHAHAHAHA!

OOOOOTEENIE OOOOOOOOOOWNAGE!

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WILL UNITE TEMPORARILY AND PWN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Darth Windu
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WILL UNITE TEMPORARILY AND PWN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!


NO!


FOREVER!



WE WILL SPAWN DARK JEDI JAWA NINJAS ETERNALLY!

SUPER













SITH

















NINJA





















JAWAS!!!!!!!!






















THE UNITED JAWA FORCES WILL PWN!!!!!!

AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

PWNAGE TO ALL AND TO ALL OOOTEENIE!

*another random ewok enters the cantina*

The Ewok drops dead from the energy and power of the Super Dark Jedi Ninja Jawas.



We didn't even have to touch it.

We just looked. . .

SDJNJ is born.

DSSNJ. . .. . .

SDJNJ = Super Dark Jedi Ninja Jawas.

Well, either one equal PWNAGE.

No.... We are the NJO!


NEW JAWA ORDER!

LMFAO!

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
LMFAO!

Check my Signature.

LMAO!! The NJO we have become!!!! Mimamafuaoiua! Rasaljsklja! YYYEEEIOOOOWWWWW!!!! The current NJO falls to uber green Jawa Lightning (tm) and is replaced by the new Dark NJO!!!! Mwa Haha!!

Count Dooku, Darth Janus and Darth Windu are the three masters of the New Jawa Order....


Lets make a clan! And only those who are Jawa lovers and unoobish may join us!

And only Me, Janus and Windu may bear the title of....


Master of New Jawa Order


hehehe....

Agreed. And the entry fee is scrap metal and a NJO denotation in your signature!

We shall. . . and tomorrow, or Saturday, transform into a new JAWA LEADER, I will. . .

"So this is how liberty dies; to thunderous applause. . . "
-Padme

STFU NOOB!!!

We need some NJO padawan and knights.

This is our base... This thread.... I am making an NJO thread as we speak.... hahaha!

*Insert evil laugh here*

Handpick them, we will. And through the Council of Jawa Lords, entered into our organization, they will be. But tomorrow, we will do this, for too long have I rotted in front of here screen. . .

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
!!! A trial there will be. And these entries, by my words, inducted will be.

Yeah, I'm off work in three minutes, and I'm hittin' the sack early tonight... work in... uh... 11 hours from now.

MY NEW SIG PWNS ALL! MWUAHAHAHA!

Us three are the Masters of the NJO that will soon conquer all!

So..... Who has any good pictures of hot female actors scantily clad?

Hot STAR WARS female actors scantily clad....

~Sits down at cantina flanked by elite garden gnome guard armed with short sabers asks for a martini then decapitates bartender~

"I said shaken damn you not stirred!!!!!!!"

Originally posted by Darth_Frobo
~Sits down at cantina flanked by elite garden gnome guard armed with short sabers asks for a martini then decapitates bartender~

"I said shaken damn you not stirred!!!!!!!"


*Walks up to Frobo*


Damnit, i just bought that Bartender! Calm down! Here is your stirred Martini, you spoiled ass!

Lol. The Count: Lord of Aggressive Negotiations, Jawa style.

*A Gand walks into the cantina and sits at the bar*

Filthy Jawa scum... I spit on you!

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
*A Gand walks into the cantina and sits at the bar*

Filthy Jawa scum... I spit on you!

Someone obliberate this offender!

*Holds up a thermal detonator*

I wouldn't do that... Ya filthy animal...

You guys better have ooteenie martinis

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
*Holds up a thermal detonator*

I wouldn't do that... Ya filthy animal...

Ignites Lightsaber and holds it to his throat...


Don't play games in my Cantina, boy. Either get a drink, or leave my establishment, fool.

Originally posted by Count Dooku
Ignites Lightsaber and holds it to his throat...


Don't play games in my Cantina, boy. Either get a drink, or leave my establishment, fool. *Puts away the thermal detonator and slaps Count Dooku across the face*

I have a confession to make... I'm not a gand... or a Jawa... I'm... a midget named Supershadow.

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
*Puts away the thermal detonator and slaps Count Dooku across the face*

I have a confession to make... I'm not a gand... or a Jawa... I'm... a midget named Supershadow.

Count Dooku picks Mantis up and throws him out of the Cantina...

Devaronian alcoholic walks in and drinks every single one of these swindling, smelly, hooded rodents under the table, and says to himself 'Anyone'a these little b!tches picks my pocket and I'munna kick his ass!'. And then flips Dooku a credit chip and coolly walks out. + = cool Devaronian. + = drunk-ass Jawa.

Just so you all know...it's Utinni.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Just so you all know...it's Utinni.

He is correct.

This is a pretty cool site you guys have going on here.

Originally posted by Luke Skywalker
This is a pretty cool site you guys have going on here.


Hehehe..... Everyone, this is my room-mate Daniel. He lives in my house with me and he just registered with KMC.


So be nice because he is new!!!


Or i'll kick you out of my bar, damnit.

Originally posted by Luke Skywalker
Hehehe..... Everyone, this is my room-mate Daniel. He lives in my house with me and he just registered with KMC.


So be nice because he is new!!!


Or i'll kick you out of my bar, damnit.


Whoops! Why am i still on his account? ARGH!

That's better......


Hehehe..... Everyone, this is my room-mate Daniel. He lives in my house with me and he just registered with KMC.


So be nice because he is new!!!


Or i'll kick you out of my bar, damnit.

He's new and he has a name like that? Oh boy, I hope you aren't a great Luke fan because I hate NJO

Originally posted by Count Dooku
Count Dooku picks Mantis up and throws him out of the Cantina... Mantis then ran back into the cantina, he then tripped Dooku and ran straight for the bar.

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Mantis then ran back into the cantina, he then tripped Dooku and ran straight for the bar.


Dooku gets up and glares at Mantis....

Sit down and have a drink, Mantis.

Mantis stared straight into Dooku's eyes, ready to strike and then said "Okay." Mantis sat down, ordered a drink and read the latest issue of the Jawinator... Don't ask...

~Enjoys martini, gets drunk, force chokes supershadow then goes and plays paazak against mauls upper half~

*Stumbles back in, furious with the Talls. Kicks a stool as he goes by. Shoves Gamorreans out of the way. Finally, he levitates to the bartop and has a Hydrospanner drink (Think, Screwdriver)* Stupid stupid... Tomorrow, I burn down their worlds. Today, I drink! Oooteenie!!

(Utinni is the archaic version, so nyah)

No more social threads, thankyou.

Closed.