Alpha Centauri
You've done the waiting, you've been patient like a group of nuns playing cards, and I hope you enjoy.
Ladies and Gentlesposters....
*Camera zooms in* WELCOME!
The headlines tonight:
-Absence of music mod Deathblow removes a few eyebrows.
We report live from inside the barren cyberland.
-Movie forum moderator, Cinemaddiction, breaks his leg. Oh yeah.
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I jumped on the table and all of a sudden I heard this loud noise, like a falling brain.
-Le Crew: Peaceful cyber clergy...or shadowy anta-gun-ists?
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
See, it gives you a smaller profile if someone's returning fire.
-KMC referee Mills Dark tells us of how he wasn't always KMC's most annoying, let somehow likeable (like a small cat) peacekeeper.
Originally posted by DarkC
Sometimes....I was killing 2....possibly 5 children per night...it became an addiction.
Those are the headlines!
The KillerMovies Community Forum proudly presents, in association with some obscure brand of lemonade:
THE AC TODAY!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/DEATHGODNOOB/TheACToday.jpg
With me, Alpha Johannson Centauri.
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OI! WHA'S GOIN' ON 'ERE?!
Our first story this evening focuses on KMC's much not-heralded but fun, philosophy forum. I use this recreational forum once in a while on a purely interest basis; fine. The effects in the short term are minimal, but what happens when you become addicted? One unfortunate KMCer discovered. I report, report, report.
AlcoholicPoet was a normal poster, just like you and me. Very reliable and he also owns a moustache. He doesn't sound troubled...*Dramatic camera zoom*...but he is. Infact, he has a brain-wrong as large as a planet and an inhuman mind as curved as a boomerang. A few months ago the philosophy forum was quiet, a nice place where people could gather round and talk about all kinds of smart topics. Such as aliens and what happens if you just eat chips. Now, however, it's taken a horrifically funny turn.
Mr. Poet's brain grew a separate and brand new chamber due to all the philosophy in his head. It became independant and decided to play a prank on him. It woke him up, and told him to go on KMC. What followed was a transformation into General QuiteClearIf YouLookCloseEnough....C-captain Obvious.
He went into the philosophy forum, wearing odd socks, and created the very non-interesting and obvious thread of "Would the absence of humans and Earth change the universe?" The poor old rumplug had no idea that it was such an obvious thread. Now a slave to his brain, he thought it was worthy of winning a nobel prize. But it wasn't was it? You silly cock. I catch'd up wif him.
AC: Don't you agree that unless YOU REGAIN CONTROL, the forum gets stuffed?
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
I am trying to regain control, it's not like I'm not trying to regai...
AC: You must try much harder...
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Well I am, it's not like I'm happy with bells to be in this situation. I am trying har...
AC: Yeah but try REAAAALLY hard.
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
For christ's sake I am trying.
He cried and ran off, like some crazy actress, but thanks for talking to us. Back to the studio, Alpha?
Thanks myself. One more quick story before the headlines, AC?
AC: The curse of the 05 member. Are we too nice, or too bloody like crazy animals? The answer is, the last one. KMC's most famous Mr. T impersonator, BackFire , tells us what he thought.
Originally posted by BackFire
Everyone says 'Awww give them a chance'. I don't think they'd be nearly so caring if these noobs were...four-legged cars....full of apples.
AC: Serious indeed. In other news, conspiracy theorists are a bunch of...
Shut it you! I want you to stop talking. Why? Because it's time for our headlines!!!
(After this page break)
-AC
Ladies and Gentlesposters....
*Camera zooms in* WELCOME!
The headlines tonight:
-Absence of music mod Deathblow removes a few eyebrows.
We report live from inside the barren cyberland.
-Movie forum moderator, Cinemaddiction, breaks his leg. Oh yeah.
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I jumped on the table and all of a sudden I heard this loud noise, like a falling brain.
-Le Crew: Peaceful cyber clergy...or shadowy anta-gun-ists?
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
See, it gives you a smaller profile if someone's returning fire.
-KMC referee Mills Dark tells us of how he wasn't always KMC's most annoying, let somehow likeable (like a small cat) peacekeeper.
Originally posted by DarkC
Sometimes....I was killing 2....possibly 5 children per night...it became an addiction.
Those are the headlines!
The KillerMovies Community Forum proudly presents, in association with some obscure brand of lemonade:
THE AC TODAY!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/DEATHGODNOOB/TheACToday.jpg
With me, Alpha Johannson Centauri.
---------------------------
OI! WHA'S GOIN' ON 'ERE?!
Our first story this evening focuses on KMC's much not-heralded but fun, philosophy forum. I use this recreational forum once in a while on a purely interest basis; fine. The effects in the short term are minimal, but what happens when you become addicted? One unfortunate KMCer discovered. I report, report, report.
AlcoholicPoet was a normal poster, just like you and me. Very reliable and he also owns a moustache. He doesn't sound troubled...*Dramatic camera zoom*...but he is. Infact, he has a brain-wrong as large as a planet and an inhuman mind as curved as a boomerang. A few months ago the philosophy forum was quiet, a nice place where people could gather round and talk about all kinds of smart topics. Such as aliens and what happens if you just eat chips. Now, however, it's taken a horrifically funny turn.
Mr. Poet's brain grew a separate and brand new chamber due to all the philosophy in his head. It became independant and decided to play a prank on him. It woke him up, and told him to go on KMC. What followed was a transformation into General QuiteClearIf YouLookCloseEnough....C-captain Obvious.
He went into the philosophy forum, wearing odd socks, and created the very non-interesting and obvious thread of "Would the absence of humans and Earth change the universe?" The poor old rumplug had no idea that it was such an obvious thread. Now a slave to his brain, he thought it was worthy of winning a nobel prize. But it wasn't was it? You silly cock. I catch'd up wif him.
AC: Don't you agree that unless YOU REGAIN CONTROL, the forum gets stuffed?
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
I am trying to regain control, it's not like I'm not trying to regai...
AC: You must try much harder...
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Well I am, it's not like I'm happy with bells to be in this situation. I am trying har...
AC: Yeah but try REAAAALLY hard.
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
For christ's sake I am trying.
He cried and ran off, like some crazy actress, but thanks for talking to us. Back to the studio, Alpha?
Thanks myself. One more quick story before the headlines, AC?
AC: The curse of the 05 member. Are we too nice, or too bloody like crazy animals? The answer is, the last one. KMC's most famous Mr. T impersonator, BackFire , tells us what he thought.
Originally posted by BackFire
Everyone says 'Awww give them a chance'. I don't think they'd be nearly so caring if these noobs were...four-legged cars....full of apples.
AC: Serious indeed. In other news, conspiracy theorists are a bunch of...
Shut it you! I want you to stop talking. Why? Because it's time for our headlines!!!
(After this page break)
-AC