Movie Quotes - Pants
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Masrix
This my have already been done, but.... Whatev
Make a movie quote and replace one word with pants.
"The Pants is with you Luke"
Uneeklyconfused
''i wanna get inside your pants.''.
its not a film yet ..but soon touched
sorry ...
''alot like pants''
Masrix
" I'm going to Pants you, ****er"
DarkC
Hasta la vista, pants.
Uneeklyconfused
'Pants everybody''
DarkC
Originally posted by DarkC
Hasta la vista, pants.
Rough translation to:
"See you in hell, pants."
DarkC
"Forget it Jake. It's pants."
Uneeklyconfused
Suck my pants
Masrix
" The meaning to life is not to pants"
Uneeklyconfused
put your hand in my pants ..
Captain REX
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
put your hand in my pants ..
That's suggestive.
Masrix
" My pants are your pants "
Captain REX
"I am Pants Man."
DarkC
"Tell everybody to hang pants!!!"
Spider-Man 2
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Captain REX
That's suggestive.
....
well....
im waiting flirt1
Uneeklyconfused
who the pants are you mother pants
DarkC
"Stay with your pants."
Romeo Must Die
Captain REX
"Motherpantser!"
DarkC
"Be wary. I sense a disturbance in the pants."
SW ep.I
Uneeklyconfused
Stop or my mum will pants
Masrix
Its a bird, its a plane ITs pants!
random task
unfortunately, no one can be told what the pants is...
~matrix
mysterio69
yippee-ki-yay...pants.
random task
get in my pants!!!
~fat bastard
mysterio69
sloth love pants!!!
random task
pants is like a box of chocolate... you never know what you're gonna git...
~forrest gump
mysterio69
damn, dirty pants!!!
random task
"handle us"? you'll "handle us"? your pants had much more respect!
~the merovingian, matrix reloaded
PrinceofBlades
"he eh, looke lika a pants"-Ms. Swan from Mad T.V.
Masrix
"Ill touch your pants as you watch TV" Playboy...
mysterio69
"did you see that guy's pants?"
"yeah. they were weird lookin'"
kids from billy madison
Uneeklyconfused
am i pants?
Masrix
What in the pants is that?
random task
one pants to rule them all!!!
mysterio69
let my pants go!
Uneeklyconfused
your a Pants Harry
im a what?
random task
let there be pants!!!
mysterio69
pants me like you've never pants before!!!
D-Double
Look at the big pants on Brad.
mysterio69
"i'll suck your pants for a thousand bucks."
random task
do you know what they call a quarter pounder in france?
pants with cheese...
mysterio69
what'd they call a whopper?
i don't know. i didn't go to burger pants.
Mr. Bacon
its more fun to play the vagina game
Masrix
You want some cheese with the pants?
mysterio69
what have they done to my pants?
vito corleone
PrinceofBlades
"You know what sucks about pants? No danger music."
Masrix
"Why are we alwasy talking about Pants when we talk?" Jerry maguire
PrinceofBlades
"Take me, but don't take my pants."
Masrix
"Please save my Pants"
Masrix
"shoot my pants not my face"
PrinceofBlades
"I just saved a bunch of money by switching to pants!"
Masrix
"Kiss my Pants , not my Cheek"
PrinceofBlades
"You talking to my pants?"
Masrix
"Kiss my Shiney metal Pants!
PrinceofBlades
"The life of the pants, is ended by the knife."
Masrix
" Do you want to pet my Pants?"
PrinceofBlades
"I'd like to stick my pants in your vagina"
Masrix
"Wanna go out back and feel my Pants?"
PrinceofBlades
"Dude....I shouldn't have had that double stuffed pants."
Masrix
" Do you like Texas Smoked pants? "
obiwills
"You have done that yourpants!"
PrinceofBlades
"You did WHAT?!?! WITH WHO?!!? FOR HOW MANY PANTS?!?!"
Masrix
"Holy Pants i just shit myself"
PrinceofBlades
"Pants lead to Pants. Pants lead to Pants, Pants leads to the dark side"
Masrix
"Babies come from Pants, thats that"
PrinceofBlades
"I like my pants, shaken not stirred."
Masrix
"Pants, Can't eat just one"
PrinceofBlades
"oh pants, OH PANTS!!!"
Masrix
"Holy unmericful pants were Boned"
PrinceofBlades
"Pants, Pants, where for art thou pants?"
Masrix
"Come all ye pants"
PrinceofBlades
Stephen is my pants. I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.
Hamish: Your island? You mean Ireland.
Stephen: Yeah. It's MINE.
Hamish: You're a madman.
Stephen: I've come to the right place then.
Emma Wise
Do, or do not there is no try!
Emma Wise
Wait until my father hears Dumbledore got this oaf teaching classes
Emma Wise
Me I'm Dishonest , and a Dishonest man you can always trust to be Dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you can never predicked if they are going to do something incredibly stupid!
Emma Wise
Me I'm Dishonest , and a Dishonest man you can always trust to be Dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you can never predicked if they are going to do something incredibly stupid!
Cinemaddiction
..and you didn't use the word "pants" once. You're disqualified from life.
PrinceofBlades
and you double posted....that give you a -100 modifier to all your roles...
Cinemaddiction
Son, we live in a world that has pants, and those pants have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more pants here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved pants. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves pants. I know deep down in pants you dont talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, pants, loyalty. We use these words as the pants of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the pants nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the pants of the very freedom I provide, then question the pants in which I provide it. I prefer you said pants you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a pants, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a pants what you think you are entitled to!
Masrix
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Son, we live in a world that has pants, and those pants have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more pants here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved pants. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves pants. I know deep down in pants you dont talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, pants, loyalty. We use these words as the pants of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the pants nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the pants of the very freedom I provide, then question the pants in which I provide it. I prefer you said pants you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a pants, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a pants what you think you are entitled to! All i have to say is ... Pants!
Cinemaddiction
"In less than an hour pants from here will join others from around the pants and you will be launching the largest pants battle in the history of pants. Pants. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our pants differences anymore. We must be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is pants that today is the Fourth of July and you will once again be fighting for our pants. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution, but from annilation. We're fighting for our right to pants. To exist. And should we win the pants, the fourth of July will no longer be known as a pants holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the pants! We will not vanish without pants! We're going to live on! We're going to survive. Today we celebrate our PANTS DAY!!!"
Masrix
"I see Dead pants"
"Yo my Pants whats up homy?"
"He pants me in the jail shower"
"You had me at Pants"
"Shut up and pants me"
"Wow, Holy pants"
"Kyles mom's a pants"
"Where in the world is Pants sandiago?"
random task
i find your lack of pants disturbing...
The Cajun725
victory is pants
Stewie Griffin
they call me mr pants
in the heat of the night
random task
there is a disturbance in the pants...
Masrix
" Oh No Pants, The joker ahs robbed a bank!"
Vinny Valentine
The Pants are in us.
Itzak
"The pants will be back." shock
Vinny Valentine
" Astlapantso baby"
Spartan005
"Your pants are very impressive. You must be very proud."
"Mmm. Lost pants, Obi-wan has. How embarassing. How embarassing."
"Do you like your pants?"
"I look forward to seeing them in action"
"They'll do their job well"
~ Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Quiero Mota
"Tengo un gato en mi pantalones!"- Martin Laurence in the movie Blue Streak
Mišt
I believe this night holds, for each and everyone of us, the very meaning of our pants. - Morpheus
Vinny Valentine
Your pants are my pants
Spartan005
The Dark Side of the Pants surrounds the Chancellor
Itzak
"Twisted, by the pants young Anakin has become." - Yoda. Star Wars III
sammii
"your a pants Harry"
Itzak
My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my pants, in this life or the next - Maximus. Gladiator.
Spartan005
"This is the most fun I've had without pants"
~ Saw
sammii
"see you ,you pants ill cut u 1st
-footie factory-
Vinny Valentine
"No pantsing way"
Itzak
"SHOW ME THE PANTS!!"
AC/DC'S_LVR
mamma always said, life is like a box of pants
Xirius
"They could be a great people Kal-El, they wish to be, they only lack the pants to show them the way"
ILoveMyDaniel
"Killer Pants, Man!"
~Dumb and Dumber~
rickyduck
No, he sais Killer Boots.... Oh wait...
Impediment
Gimme some pants, baby! -Ash from Army of Darkness
ILoveMyDaniel
Originally posted by rickyduck
No, he sais Killer Boots.... Oh wait...
Impediment
"It was Beauty killed the Pants."-King Kong
AC/DC'S_LVR
pants? where's the pants? here pants, pants pants!!!
get in my belly!!!
pezza
use the pants-star wars
QuincE
Your a pants man jack
AC/DC'S_LVR
asta la vista pants
Bloigen
But why are my pants gone? - POTC
AC/DC'S_LVR
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!
Impediment
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some farva beans and a nice chianti."-Silence of the Lambs
AC/DC'S_LVR
i wanna know about bears and pants
ILoveMyDaniel
"Something draws near, I can feel pants!"
Legolas\LOTR
Bloigen
That chicks got 3 pants, heheheheh, I wonder how many pant cheeks she's got. ~ Beavis and Butthead - Austin Powers
Lord Paradise
Okay...
"With great pants there must also come great responsibility."
Vinny Valentine
Holy Pants
ILoveMyDaniel
"Pucker up, butterpants"
Whistler\Blade2
Revernd Maynard
"I'm Forest, Forest Pants"
Forest Pants....excuse me Forest Gump
ILoveMyDaniel
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
"I'm Forest, Forest Pants"
Forest Pants....excuse me Forest Gump
That's the best one I've seen.
"Are you gonna eat your pants?"
Napoleon Dynamite
Revernd Maynard
"With great PANTS comes great responsibility"
Spiderman
Vinny Valentine
Lets put the spoon in my pants
mysterio69
use the pants, luke.
probably been done before, but tough titty, said the kitty.
AC/DC'S_LVR
hes my great pants cousin twice pants- POTC
Vinny Valentine
No Pants Equals Gay Men
AC/DC'S_LVR
you want pants? ill give you pants!!!!
Itzak
One pants to rule them all. One pants to destroy them all, and then the darkest binds them.
LOTR
AC/DC'S_LVR
This is Pants... Pants Constantine a**hole
ILoveMyDaniel
Originally posted by Itzak
One pants to rule them all. One pants to destroy them all, and then the darkest binds them.
LOTR
Wow, that's such an accurate LOTR quote.
AC/DC'S_LVR
been there done pants
AC/DC'S_LVR
it puts the lotion on the pants or it gets the hose again
Itzak
Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Wow, that's such an accurate LOTR quote.
I know, I was typing with one hand and writing on paper with the other. But just to make you happy I'll do an accurate one.
Well, as accurate as I can remember.
"One pants to rule them all, one pants to find them, and then the darkness binds them!"
QuincE
(Yuck, one pants to rule them all, one pants to find them. One pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them....damn it
)
"I'll Be Pants."
Itzak
Originally posted by QuincE
(Yuck, one pants to rule them all, one pants to find them. One pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them....damn it
)
"I'll Be Pants."
Damn you're good. ermm
QuincE
Originally posted by Itzak
Damn you're good. ermm
I didn't squander into KMC without having killer movie knowledge.
"Life is like a box of Pants."
"No Wire PANTS ever!"
Backspace
I need your help, son. I want you to be the eyes, ears, and pants of the Republic.
Spartan005
"I love pants"
"I know"
~Star Wars
Vinny Valentine
"Pants get over here"
AC/DC'S_LVR
"remember the pants of november"
AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
"remember the pants of november"
i meant to say
"remember remember the pants of november"-V For Vendetta
my teacher was coming my way and i had to hurry
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