what would you do?? if.

so what would you do if jesus came back right now.and by that i mean the full on son of god lion of judah ass kicking jesus. and he is 200 feet tall has hard holy pecs and a washboard stomach.and he is so sexy with his laser eyes and perfect smile that he turns lesbians straight and hetero men turn gay. and he just starts tearing the worlds military apart with his bare hands.so how would you react if this really happened?

i would fall to my knees and beg for forgiveness of my sins. then i would cheer him on.

then i would go to heaven.

I'de ask for a job...

I dont beleive in Jesus, so I wouldnt do anything. But it kinda sounds like youre describing Brad Pitt in a weird, twisted way.

Thank you for your input...

okay i would seriously rethink my entire belief structure.

Buy him a beer.

Originally posted by mikedgravity
so what would you do if jesus came back right now.and by that i mean the full on son of god lion of judah ass kicking jesus. and he is 200 feet tall has hard holy pecs and a washboard stomach.and he is so sexy with his laser eyes and perfect smile that he turns lesbians straight and hetero men turn gay. and he just starts tearing the worlds military apart with his bare hands.so how would you react if this really happened?

Listen to some Led-Zeppelin, then take a nap, when I woke up I'd make myself a sandwich.

I'd piss on his foot.tell him i'm a Buddhist.The crap on his other foot.

Originally posted by Darth_Otaku
I'd piss on his foot.tell him i'm a Buddhist.The crap on his other foot.

I know.I'm a sinner.

I'd smoke a bowl with him, then smack him for being such a pussy.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I'd smoke a bowl with him, then smack him for being such a pussy.

SlipknoT, what are you doing up at this hour?

I dunno dude, I woke up early and No ones around so I smoked a little and came on KMC.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I dunno dude, I woke up early and No ones around so I smoked a little and came on KMC.

I layed in bed from 3 AM to 7, so I came on here for a while and then jacked off, and now I'm back.

I'm lIke so Bored lIke right Now!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I'm lIke so Bored lIke right Now!

Do what I did, Jack off.

I saw Iron Maiden...at Rock am Ring...!!