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The Cantina bartender in a tussle against the four-armed diner cook from AotC.

Dex is the obvious victor.

Dex cleans house.

Why so certain?

He's bigger heavier and has four arms.

Ye. And he's loved by the Jawas. . . .

Dex is strong with the Jawa Side of the Force.

That and he knows about Kamino saber darts, which probably means he has a shady past.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
That and he knows about Kamino saber darts, which probably means he has a shady past.

Hey man, the Cantina is pretty shady!

Yeah, but still... Dex's cafe is a cover.

Yeah, Dex really makes his profit off selling illegally pirated lightsabers to lazy Jedi Padawans.

And twilek slaves, too. Gotta remember that.

But that doesn't give him as much profit as the pirated lightsabers.

You'd be amazed at how much deprived padawans will pay for a free lightsaber, that's how the Republc got into so much debt in the first place! And then the kids really love those blades.

Kids and lightsabers... 'tis a beautiful thing.

They are really growing up so fast... getting skilled with sabers so young... -tear in eye-

Lil' Bobby killed his first Sith today. Me and his estranged mother are gonna pitch in and buy him a braid kit for his padawanship.

No, go back to Dex and buy him a Twi'lek sex slave. He'll thank you later.

Pfft. As if I'd buy him one before I'd buy myself one! He can have the old model.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
That and he knows about Kamino saber darts, which probably means he has a shady past.

also he may have known some bounty hunters of some other sinister people

or**

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Pfft. As if I'd buy him one before I'd buy myself one! He can have the old model.

Or you can learn to share.

Sharing? I am a jawa Sith lord. Share my ass....

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Sharing? I am a jawa Sith lord. Share my ass....

Share your ass ? Watch out, Janus...some people here might just take that literally.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Sharing? I am a jawa Sith lord. Share my ass....

But he's Lil' Bobby, he has a puppy dog face that could make Jawas cry in pity.

I meant, share my donkey... I am a humble farming jawa with too much humbleness to give my son something I would keep for myself, since it would be horrible.

Lil' Bobby can have the good twilek slave...

... I'll just keep the older, more experienced one... Oooteenie!

Older, more experienced one? What are you planning?

Is the Dark Lord getting soft?! You still have to help run the New Jawa Order, foo'! Keep the young one; she'll learn quick. Oh yeah, and throw Lil' Bobby to the damn Krayts. That kid stole my loot from the Ewok's camp. . .

Ah who cares? He's the lord of Jawas, he can make anyone young again.

Only with the consent of Lord Artoo. . . you must accomplish the task set forth by Janus in order to be his messenger, the Mouth of Artoo.

I am already the mouth of Artoo, it was I who purchased Artoo from crappy moisture farmers and restored him to divinity by telling him to use his powers of godliness!

Ah. . . put in a quote next to your sig, Mouth of Artoo!

And so it shall be done.

Eeexcellent. . .

Hold up. . . Jawa Artoo?! You mock the Lord?! You. . . . ! Meh, **** it. But Artoo's God. . . .

Of course, Artoo is the Jawa's idol.

lmao

And so the New Jawa Order marches on: