Damn my girlfriend packs a punch!
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Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.
Revernd Maynard
guess who's the ***** in the relationship
Hornyman
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.
God, you suck at having a relationship. Soon you'll be humping a pillow since your girlfriend got some sense and dumped your ass.
Lil Krueger
Shut up! Shes just taller than me...thats all
GuitarBunny
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
guess who's the ***** in the relationship
my words are stolen
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Hornyman
God, you suck at having a relationship. Soon you'll be humping a pillow since your girlfriend got some sense and dumped your ass. w00t
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
my words are stolen
Lil Krueger
Originally posted by Hornyman
God, you suck at having a relationship. Soon you'll be humping a pillow since your girlfriend got some sense and dumped your ass.
She didnt dump me. And go to hell so Satan could torture u.
JToTheP
Dude, hope it bruises over & guilt her.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
She didnt dump me. And go to hell so Satan could torture u.
that was just pathetic
JToTheP
Stop being pricks, leave the kid alone.
Hornyman
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
She didnt dump me. And go to hell so Satan could torture u.
I din't mean it before, but wit that pathetic of a retort, now I do.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by JToTheP
Stop being pricks, leave the kid alone. oh we're just messing with the boy.....puts hair on his chest, or hers.....*checks profile* his chest
Lil Krueger
You DID mean it last time. You telling me I hump a pillow? Your a humping a rotten dog and thinking why it isn't moving!
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
You DID mean it last time. You telling me I hump a pillow? Your a humping a rotten dog and thinking why it isn't moving!
now that was just sad
Hornyman
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
You DID mean it last time. You telling me I hump a pillow? Your a humping a rotten dog and thinking why it isn't moving!
And when did you become a psychic?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Hornyman
And when did you become a psychic?
...nice >: o...that should be a smilie
Bardock42
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
guess who's the ***** in the relationship
Exactly....you loser....
magic_hate_ball
she punched your arm for doing that to her? you got off light...youre lucky she didnt kick you in the junk for that....
Vathu
i know...i wouldve got kicked in the nuts over and over then in the nose...
Sir Mist
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.
Where the F*CK did you hear we eat shit like that?
Emma Wise
Not a smart move, dude
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.
Idiot
Lil Krueger
Dont call me an idiot, im only 13.
Puddin Pop
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch. Thats sad...id rather have a guy thats stronger than me (phyiscally and emotinally) cuz i dont like whimps...
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Hornyman
God, you suck at having a relationship. Soon you'll be humping a pillow since your girlfriend got some sense and dumped your ass.
Kosta
They're called grubs, not maggots. Grubs are really good for you, full of nutrients, and people who try them say they're very good.
Hulk Power
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Shut up! Shes just taller than me...thats all
So she's taller than you and she can pack a punch? Damn you're screwed. If you make her really mad, I can bet anything she can kick your ass. I bet you're her b*tch aren't you?
Majora's Mask
Originally posted by Hulk Power
So she's taller than you and she can pack a punch? Damn you're screwed. If you make her really mad, I can bet anything she can kick your ass. I bet you're her b*tch aren't you?
Probably is
Majora's Mask
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.
Smooth move. I laugh at your misery.
Neo_Version 7
That's terrible, man.
babysooner13
Originally posted by Lil Krueger
My shoulders hurts now...I gave my girlfriend one of those rolls with maggots(I dont know really) inside it as a joke. It says it is very tasty food Australia. After she ate the 3/4 of it, she found out. She liked it but when she found out, she was like "Ewww!" and punched me in the shoulder. It still hurts. She packs a punch.
Mmmm, big no no.
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