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So if you dont know who I am....

Hi, my name is Alex aka Revernd Maynard.

I would like to know every one of you and be your friends..

hi im maddy ...you already know me ...i think .....

hi im allyn...and im a alcoholic

i didnt know your name was maddy...thats a hot name

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hi im allyn...and im a alcoholic yes, this i know,

I'm David. Althought I thought this belonged in the Welcome forum.

Originally posted by DarkC
I'm David. Althought I thought this belonged in the Welcome forum. no....because i dont want to be friends with the welcome forum...i want to be friends on the OTF #naughty

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i didnt know your name was maddy...thats a hot name
yep almost as hot as craig

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
yep almost as hot as craig indeed

your name is maddy...i didnt know that either good to meet ya.

good thread idea Lex. already meetin people new

Originally posted by a1hsauce
your name is maddy...i didnt know that either good to meet ya.

good thread idea Lex. already meetin people new Lex? its Alex, Axel, Maynard, Lex, Hotpants...whats next

Originally posted by a1hsauce
your name is maddy...i didnt know that either good to meet ya.

good thread idea Lex. already meetin people new
hi allyn i to am an alcoholic .......

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
So if you dont know who I am....

Hi, my name is Alex aka Revernd Maynard.

I would like to know every one of you and be your friends..
Hey Alex I'm Amber if you didn't know

amber *hugs*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
indeed
euro

Originally posted by Coldfire
Hey Alex I'm Amber if you didn't know Hi Amber...*note to self...coldfire is amber*

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
hi allyn i to am an alcoholic .......
where u from?

Originally posted by Coldfire
Hey Alex I'm Amber if you didn't know
AMBER!!!!

^ california

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
amber *hugs*
Maddy
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Hi Amber...*note to self...coldfire is amber*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
where u from?


AMBER!!!!
ALLYN!

Oh man....this is better than i though

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
^ california
oh sweet what part?
Originally posted by Coldfire
Maddy



ALLYN!
hows ur day treatin you

Originally posted by Coldfire
Maddy



ALLYN!
allyn *looks at amber*
amber!!! *looks at allyn*
maddy*looks at self*
i cant see myself....well sdoesnt that suck?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh sweet what part?

hows ur day treatin you
L.A

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
allyn *looks at amber*
amber!!! *looks at allyn*
maddy*looks at self*
i cant see myself....well sdoesnt that suck? you confused me

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
L.A
awesome isnt it the best. im in Hollywood

^ yes i know......im good like that

Originally posted by a1hsauce
awesome isnt it the best. im in Hollywood
cool maybe ill se ya around some time i guess

Originally posted by a1hsauce
awesome isnt it the best. im in Hollywood i know a producer from hollywoodOriginally posted by heavenablaze666
^ yes i know......im good like that why do you do this to me

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
cool maybe ill se ya around some time i guess
lol yah ill just go around asking every gurl i see "Is your name Maddy?" *smack*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i know a producer from hollywood why do you do this to me
becuase you pointed a gun at me just to give me a purse that wasnt mine........or is there another reason

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol yah ill just go around asking every gurl i see "Is your name Maddy?" *smack*
i think they'd smack you even if there name was maddy

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
becuase you pointed a gun at me just to give me a purse that wasnt mine........or is there another reason oh yeah...i forgot

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
i think they'd smack you even if there name was maddy are you maddY

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
are you maddY

*smack*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
So if you dont know who I am....

Hi, my name is Alex aka Revernd Maynard.

I would like to know every one of you and be your friends..
hello you

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh yeah...i forgot
that was ten min.ago

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
*smack* ouch.......again Originally posted by Darth Nauj
hello you hows it goingOriginally posted by heavenablaze666
that was ten min.ago i forgot that it was 10 min ago naughty

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh sweet what part?

hows ur day treatin you
Treatin me good, cept I should have slep in longer

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
allyn *looks at amber*
amber!!! *looks at allyn*
maddy*looks at self*
i cant see myself....well sdoesnt that suck?

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
i think they'd smack you even if there name was maddy
ouch...is that a hint

Originally posted by Coldfire
Treatin me good, cept I should have slep in longer



what time is it theree?

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
yep almost as hot as craig

Alex im ur friend ur my fellow michigan-der hehe

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
ouch.......again hows it going i forgot that it was 10 min ago naughty
*smack*Originally posted by Coldfire
Treatin me good, cept I should have slep in longer



Originally posted by a1hsauce
ouch...is that a hint not unless you want it to be?

Vladimir aka Vlad aka hawt babeh thang naughty

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Alex im ur friend ur my fellow michigan-der hehe right droolio

no... i dont wanna get smacked

Originally posted by T.M

droolio OMG criag is back

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
droolio OMG criag is back

ALLYN how is goin babe?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
no... i dont wanna get smacked
aww dont worry i wont smackyou

Originally posted by T.M



droolio

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
ouch.......again hows it going i forgot that it was 10 min ago naughty
just here kicking back and posting how about you?

How come Maddy gets to call you by your real name and I don't?!

Originally posted by Bun Bun
ALLYN how is goin babe?
whats up bun!!!

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
aww dont worry i wont smackyou
good... no2 i dont like gettin smacked

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
droolio OMG criag is back

fyi its crAIg

Originally posted by a1hsauce
whats up bun!!!


good... no2 i dont like gettin smacked i do droolioOriginally posted by T.M
fyi its crAIg no one cares...its Craig..and it'll always be Craig

Originally posted by a1hsauce
whats up bun!!!


good... no2 i dont like gettin smacked
Originally posted by T.M
fyi its crAIg
eoither way...its still sexy ....crAIg

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i do droolio no one cares...its Craig..and it'll always be Craig
droolio

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i do droolio no one cares...its Craig..and it'll always be Craig
lol you also like getting spanked.. so do I

thanks

Originally posted by Wickerman
Vladimir aka Vlad aka hawt babeh thang naughty

~wickerman~

Damn you, Craig.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol you also like getting spanked.. so do I
hmmmmm*spank* Originally posted by T.M
thanks

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
droolio Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol you also like getting spanked.. so do I i know naughty

Originally posted by DarkC
Damn you, Craig.

??????

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
So if you dont know who I am....

Hi, my name is Alex aka Revernd Maynard.

I would like to know every one of you and be your friends..

I'm Nick and i like...eh...my...eh...Oven Roasted Chicken

Originally posted by T.M
??????

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
hmmmmm*spank*
you can spank me anyday

Originally posted by Darth_Otaku
I'm Nick and i like...eh...my...eh...Oven Roasted Chicken Nick...okay okay.....i think i can remember that

Originally posted by T.M
??????
Nothing.



And pretty much everyone here enjoys getting spanked by the opposite sex.

Originally posted by DarkC
Nothing.



And pretty much everyone here enjoys getting spanked by the opposite sex. or the same.....David you dog naughty

Originally posted by a1hsauce
you can spank me anyday
i know i can...thats why..i chose not to *keeps hands to self*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
or the same.....David you dog naughty
No!

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
i know i can...thats why..i chose not to *keeps hands to self* gets your hands on me

Originally posted by DarkC
No! dave i'm just joking bud...

Can we not be friends with Emma Wise?

Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
Can we not be friends with Emma Wise? why not?

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
i know i can...thats why..i chose not to *keeps hands to self*
ahhh torture very nice..you keep your hands to yourself and torture the guy very nice

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
gets your hands on me
hey keep my sexy hands off your sexy body ...*pulls hands away close to self

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ahhh torture very nice..you keep your hands to yourself and torture the guy very nice
you know it

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
hey keep my sexy hands off your sexy body ...*pulls hands away close to self *grabs maddys hands and puts them on me* i couldn't resist droolio

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
gets your hands on me

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
you know it
can i spank you

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
why not?

Why even acknowledge his existance?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*grabs maddys hands and puts them on me* i couldn't resist droolio
*pulls hands away* you need to be diciplined ........im not gonna do it .......maybe craig will ...
OH CRAIG!!!!!!!

Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
Why even acknowledge his existance? okay.....emma wise who?

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
*pulls hands away* you need to be diciplined ........im not gonna do it .......maybe craig will ...
OH CRAIG!!!!!!! i can live with that droolio

Originally posted by a1hsauce
can i spank you
part of toture is you cant give in .....so

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
*pulls hands away* you need to be diciplined ........im not gonna do it .......maybe craig will ...
OH CRAIG!!!!!!!

you rang

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
*pulls hands away* you need to be diciplined ........im not gonna do it .......maybe craig will ...
OH CRAIG!!!!!!!
Oh, this'll be interesting.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i can live with that droolio


i know you can ....wich is why we got fabio in here to do it

Originally posted by a1hsauce
you can spank me anyday
Haha don't we all know it shifty

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
okay.....emma wise who?

Some english bastage that posts pictures of Emma Watson over and over again.

Originally posted by T.M
you rang
yes please take mister alex into the chamber of toture

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
part of toture is you cant give in .....so
with all this no touching going on.. i just may find the art of the mental orgasm droolio meeennntaaallll

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
i know you can ....wich is why we got fabio in here to do it scoreOriginally posted by Coldfire
Haha don't we all know it shifty with a name like amber, i wouldn't mind getting spanked by you naughty.......sorry if i come off as a horny person...Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
Some english bastage that posts pictures of Emma Watson over and over again. i dont like Emma watson

Originally posted by Coldfire
Haha don't we all know it shifty
and you my dear have first dibs

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
yes please take mister alex into the chamber of toture droolio


now that this thread has turned into Heavens house of torture.....

who the hell is Emma Watson ?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
with all this no touching going on.. i just may find the art of the mental orgasm droolio meeennntaaallll
we dont want that now do we *pokes allyn *

Originally posted by a1hsauce
and you my dear have first dibs

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
droolio


now that this thread has turned into Heavens house of torture.....
oxymoron

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i dont like Emma watson

That's why I'm hiring a death squad to hunt him down and pour kerosene over him as we rip his flesh off and through lit matches on his hair.

Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
That's why I'm hiring a death squad to hunt him down and pour kerosene over him as we rip his flesh off and through lit matches on his hair.
hes already started on the torture part of the house..*tear* im so proud

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
oxymoron did you just call me a moronOriginally posted by intoxicatedpoet
That's why I'm hiring a death squad to hunt him down and pour kerosene over him as we rip his flesh off and through lit matches on his hair. good idea

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
we dont want that now do we *pokes allyn *
ohhh we might

keep poking me

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
hes already started on the torture part of the house..*tear* im so proud

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard

what!?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
did you just call me a moron good idea

someone had to sooner or later

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
did you just call me a moron good idea
no ....

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhh we might

keep poking me
*pokes*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
what!? oh nothing *puts Maddy's hand on my butt*

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
hes already started on the torture part of the house..*tear* im so proud

That doesn't make sense, which part of the house is the torture one?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh nothing *puts Maddy's hand on my butt*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
score with a name like amber, i wouldn't mind getting spanked by you naughty.......sorry if i come off as a horny person... i dont like Emma watson
Hehe and I wouldn't mind spanking you naughty
Originally posted by a1hsauce
and you my dear have first dibs
shifty

Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
That doesn't make sense, which part of the house is the torture one? the tourture part of the tourture......meh

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh nothing *puts Maddy's hand on my butt*
*sigh* *spanks alex* is that what you want? Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
That doesn't make sense, which part of the house is the torture one?
up the stairs and to the left

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh nothing *puts my hand on A1Hsauce's butt*

take your hand off my butt!

Originally posted by Coldfire
Hehe and I wouldn't mind spanking you naughty

nice....very nice droolio

Originally posted by Coldfire
Hehe and I wouldn't mind spanking you naughty

shifty
What about me? schmoll

I had a bloody nose for an hour.It was bleeding and it got all over my shirt.The doctors had the burn my vain to make it stop

Originally posted by a1hsauce
take your hand off my butt! but i thought...wha...butt.....touch.....okay

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
up the stairs and to the left

No seriously, what the hell were you talking about?

Originally posted by Darth_Otaku
I had a bloody nose for an hour.It was bleeding and it got all over my shirt.The doctors had the burn my vain to make it stop
shocking

Originally posted by a1hsauce
take your hand off my butt!
pulls hand away * i dont know were that has been ....or whats been in it *starts to wash hands*

Originally posted by DarkC
shocking

It didn't hurt.I was reading the papers and suddenly a drop of blood fel on the page.That was the start of it...

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
pulls hand away * i dont know were that has been ....or whats been in it *starts to wash hands*
you can do what youd like with my butt...its virgin butt

Originally posted by a1hsauce
you can do what youd like with my butt...its virgin butt
ewwww....maynard would love to hear that

Originally posted by a1hsauce
you can do what youd like with my butt...its virgin butt oh so that night we spent together in spain........

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
ewwww....maynard would love to hear that you....you.....truth teller

Originally posted by Darth_Otaku
It didn't hurt.I was reading the papers and suddenly a drop of blood fel on the page.That was the start of it...
Hahaha....

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh so that night we spent together in spain........
you went to spain ...withoput me ....maynard!!!!1

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you....you.....truth teller

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
you went to spain ...withoput me ....maynard!!!!1 oh you were there.....remember that drink we had the night before.....a roofie-tini evillaugh

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Why the long face

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh you were there.....remember that drink we had the night before.....a roofie-tini evillaugh
oh...oh yeah ..and then you and allyn left me at the lobby to "get soemthing back at the room" and didn tcome back

Maynard's WAY too comfortable with his sexuality.

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
oh...oh yeah ..and then you and allyn left me at the lobby to "get soemthing back at the room" and didn tcome back oh we came back...after you passed out from the "spiked" drink.....and you slept for 2 days....and you woke up on an airplane...remember naughty

Originally posted by DarkC
Maynard's WAY too comfortable with his sexuality.
yep ..unlike some people

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
nice....very nice droolio
I know droolio
Originally posted by DarkC
What about me? schmoll
Sure why not shifty

Originally posted by DarkC
Maynard's WAY too comfortable with his sexuality. You are so true

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
yep ..unlike some people
Hey, it's the way I am!

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh we came back...after you passed out from the "spiked" drink.....and you slept for 2 days....and you woke up on an airplane...remember naughty maynard...please tell me you did nothing to my body in those 2 days

hey i just remember getting lost on the boat and not knowing how to get back

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
maynard...please tell me you did nothing to my body in those 2 days
He gave you a tattoo. Sorry for not telling earlier.

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
maynard...please tell me you did nothing to my body in those 2 days
i think i had a lill licky likcy here and there

Originally posted by heavenablaze666
maynard...please tell me you did nothing to my body in those 2 days aha..well.....it wasn't only me.....allyn was there too......

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i think i had a lill licky likcy here and there well put

tongue

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
aha..well.....it wasn't only me.....allyn was there too...... Originally posted by a1hsauce
i think i had a lill licky likcy here and there Originally posted by DarkC
He gave you a tattoo. Sorry for not telling earlier.

no fair and i wasnt awake for it all