My band is called The Clitoris:
Vocals: Phil Collins (the best vocalist OF ALL TIME
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Backing vocals: Fiddy Cent (incoherant mumbling is da sh*t, dawg)
Guitar: Charlie from Busted (raw talent)
Drums: Elton John (just to see the mincing temptation on his face when he holds a drumstick - ba-zing)
Rhythm Guitar: Paris Hilton (just so I can go see them live and hurl a 2x4 lump of wood with rusty nails coated in sewage at her face)
Bass: Charles Manson (just to watch him batter and bloody the other members to death with the blunt end, and try and insert his bass into Fifty Cent. It's a laugh)