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What type of computer mouse are you using right now?

I'm using a Microsoft Mouse with 5 button's a roller on top for the scrolling and it's got a laser on bottom instead of a ball.

I'm using a two-button logitech with a scroller in the middle. with a ball.

Microsoft, don't know the rest... it has that wheel in the middle

my mouse is microsoft. has a rolly ball, and a right and left click.

(strange thread)

But does it have a ball?

My mice are named Tricky and Bully, they are albinos and very cute, and they like to scare my mother

who do they eat?

I was hoping they would eat my sister

I take it you don't like your sister?

in that case ill need one too, but one that eats brothers as well

dont be scared. im a sister and there are sister eating mice. as long as we dont let our enmies know they exhist, they cant use the weapon against us!

but, since you are a sister, aren't you my enemy too?

that would be like me saying, "scince your a brother your an enemy" there is only enimosity if you are related. you see?

everything except the "enimosity"

if me and you were related (brother and sister) we would both have rats eat eachother. but becase we are siblings but not related we dont know what its like to hate one another in a brother and sister way. therefore we would not send rats on to eachother.
have i cleared it for u?

*scratches head*

You lost me at 'if'.

Two button compaq.

Trust ami mouse scroll pro excellence series

You don't have to do this to impress me.

Just the name of the Mouse and Mouse have the same meaning in Norway as P**** have in English speaking countries. So we have to be careful how we express ourselfs at wotk or at the schools here in Norway.

How come you want us to describe out Mouse's Lance, you got a mouse fetish or somthin?

You be...hey, no I don't.


Truthfully, I'm just majorly bored.

How about a nice game of Thermonuclear War ?

*Drops bomb*

BOOOOOM

I'm underground, you can't get me.

*pushes big red button*

This warhead is going up your ass.

*Runs like hell*

I hate to tell you this but there's crosshairs painted on your butt.

Damnit yerss. Why do you have to do that???

Its a heat-seeking missle too. Every time you fart it will get closer.

I'll be sure to hold it in.

Then your brain will explode.

Spontaneous Combustion???

Just make sure you run into yerssot's house first. His waffles need toasted.

That is so

I know. I'm terrible.

But it is yerss, so I don't think anyone will care.

The poor Belgian Bastard. Not even here to defend himself. I almost feel guilty. Almost.

Just a twinge of guilt here.

I don't have any clue what kind of mouse I have. It came with the computer.

But speaking of mice:

The other day, I was minding my own business, eating some peanut-butter crackers, when I suddenly saw a mouse streak across the floor. I was like "Holy shit! I just saw a mouse, mom!" She didn't beleive me. So I put down some sticky tape with some peanut butter on it. Sure enough, the next day a little mouse was stuck to the thing.

I felt so bad . I tried to peel it off the tape to let it go, but it's skin was stuck to the tape. So I drowned it in water. Poor little bastard. I hate killing living creatures.

You drowned a poor innocent mouse? Why didn't you just soak the part of the body in water til the tape's sticky stuff wore off? That works.

if I say 'no', would you be angry, because in that case it would be yes...

my new Logitech mouse glows red. I guess that means it's working; no red light when cpu is off.

That means it's got an optical laser on the bottom instead of a ball.

I have the same thing, but there's no ball. I has more of a "motion-sensor camera" thingy on the bottom. It lights up red whenever it moves. Now why would you add a useless light?

It's not a motion sensor camera!

It's the optical laser!

*storms in*
Optical laser???
Quickly! we must destroy it!

I haven't got a mouse, it's a touch-pad thingy!

I've got that kind of mouse too. Its very useful because when it gets cold I can take the mouse under a blanket with me and it will still work.

I had a touch pad on my laptop. It took some getting used to when I first got it.

For God Sake's To - why did you drown that poor mouse ? Lance is right, you could have just soaked it off. I had a pet mouse named Minnie once....

I used to have a hamster and a guniy (spelling?) pig. I don't think I named them though.

bloody rodents

What's the point of having a mouse? They're not even cuddly.

So you can plump them up to feed to your pet snake!

Poor mouse.

No I thought it was a rich mouse!

You guys are cruel. I had a mouse, about 8 rabbits and 3 guinea pigs. They're fun little pets.

I'll bet you couldn't eat them all in one sitting though!!

Thats gross.

Yes, and you point is?

You shouldn't eat your pets.

Or pizza boxes.

Mmm Pizza!

Pizza rules

Pizza the Hutt.

Dominoes - we all fall down!

do we have to?

I thought we were playing ring around the rosey

you can do that, I will choke the cat a bit more

We all fall down!

*pushes Lance*
at least YOU do

Oh, I'm telling.

*in monotone voice*

oh no, save me, save me, please don't tell anyone
ow dear, I'm doomed now

keep pedalling, yersss

only yers would get hurt playing Ring Around the Rosie

He would get hurt playing with Legos.

The Legos would kick his ass.

He'd end up building himself inside them and then couldn't get out.

ermmmmm. who are we talking about. don't have time to hit the back button.

the one and only belgian blue

the bull

El Wacko.

The Strange

Waffles-for-brains.

Why are you all suddenly complimenting yerss?

It just seemed to be the day to do it.

it's his day ??? *lights candle on cake, sets "congratulations" card next to it*

here ya go, yerssssssss

*starts singing off-tone*
Because I'm a jolly good fellow! Because I'm a jolly good fellow! Because I'm a jolly good feeeeeeeeeeellooooooooooooooow! Wich no-one can deny

yerssssss is singing between the keys again.

between the keys?
Carkeys? You mean... you bought a car for my birthday?

Yep! *puts yers' car in his hand*..it's got big will so you can use it in the sandbox.

In sandbox
*stomp*
ups sorry about your car yerrs

Kewl! it's a great car! with flashy colors!

Yay!...hmmmmmmm...Here's another one I got you..they were one sale...2 for 1!

*gives Dim a hug*
Thanks! Now I can play carcrash!
*runs to the sandbox*
*starts to play*

*in the sandbox, yerss hits a landmine*
booooooooooooooommmmmmmmm

*starts to cry*
*runs to Dim*
dimmie, dimmie!!! Muj broke my car!

Your car? I thought that was your leg flying off!

well he's limping and the car is blown to pices

but I can regenerate

lucky bastard

No, don't listen! It's just a Jedi mind trick!