how much girls mean to guys

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Darth_Glentract
if this is breaking the rules, don't ban me please sad


how much girls mean to guys
Body: This chain letter is real so follow the instructions and something good will happen!!

LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!

Sorry, but this chain letter is for real. When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her
life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!

The Lovers of the Heart

In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with ! your hair = I can't live without you

9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls: If any guys get fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.


* Remember *
A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue. So open up your mouth close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say "I miss you"

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world
so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 1997. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!!!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES

The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!How much Girls Mean To Guys.

BakaXero
chain letters are stupid no expression

Wolflet
what baka said no expression

Dogbert
According to this I must do the following to Georgie:

1) Kiss her on the lips
2) Play with her hair
3) Hold her by the waist.





However, since this is a chain letter, you must be subject to the following:

1) Death
2) Humpage by me
3) You get a custard desert hand made by my intestines big grin

Dagons Blade
Well women must mean something to us because men have killed other men over them, left the women they have for other women, kings have abdicated thrones, and in one incident, some broad named Helen who lived in Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships..yeah I guess we really DO love women. wink

Sir Mist
Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!How much Girls Mean To Guys.

Well dammit, if you hadnt posted it I wouldnt have to start the chain and henceforth risk breaking it and ruining my future relationshipsmad




























Yeah rightno expression




ps. If you dont quote this post four times, you'll dieno expression

Kosta
Thats a cool letter though, incredible accurate big grin. I enjoyed reading it. big grin

SlipknoT
To long for me to read

Kosta
Gotta admit though, all that sh!t like "If you break this letter youre going to drown in elephant sh!t while nicky webster sings "long live the queen" at full volume." Its f*cking stupid laughing out loud

Demarthl
and all this time i thought it was

"let me in your pants"
"let me in your pants now"
"let me in your pants please?"
"let me in your friends pants"

no expression

s|m
What a load of shit no expression

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
if this is breaking the rules, don't ban me please sad

I say ban him no expression

stick out tongue...

Nah.... Just keep this crap off the forums

StinkFist462
at least close this shit.

DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Darth_Glentract

1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with ! your hair = I can't live without you

9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go


10. Avidly nodding your head but not listening to a damn word she's saying = I don't give a shit about what your coworker said, I just wanna bang you senseless

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