Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!!
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Rogue Jedi
this is a thread where you can make up lies about yourself in order to gain attention and/or gain sympathy. we have all seen this happen before here, but this is a thread where we can do it for fun. here we go......
i am a millionare. i have mastered every martial art imaginable, even inventing a few of my own. i save old women daily from being mugged by knife weilding thugs. i even have my own rap label. ever hear of DMX? i made him!!!
BakaXero
im actually bill gates
Rob Owns You
I have six testicles and three penises
Darkstorm Zero
I'm god...
SlipknoT
I Have a 12 foot penis
Sir Mist
Im a woman!
Ok...so that wasnt a lie
Wait...that part was...
Or was it?
Ive successfully confused myself
Dogbert
I'm Fallen Jedi's sock
Rob Owns You
Mist is a transexual whore
Rogue Jedi
this is a test, you know.....
BakaXero
im just a sock
SlipknoT
I'm Robs sock, in all honesty I am
Darkstorm Zero
I'm the tatoo lady's underpants.
Rob Owns You
Yeah why do you think that I act exactly the same as slipknot, thats because I am him you bitches. Diddle dee dum do
BakaXero
i have taken Raz hostage
Sir Mist
Im Raz
Sir Mist
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
this is a test, you know.....
Damn you RJ, I thought you were really dying
BakaXero
my pants is on fire
Piggle Humsy
I lie
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Dogbert
I'm dead
Oh yeah? Well i got stabbed three times and broke someones wrist but he didn't drop the knife.
It's a true story....
i swear....
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yeah why do you think that I act exactly the same as slipknot, thats because I am him you bitches. Diddle dee dum do Notice Same Music, Same Movies, Same random threads?
BakaXero
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I lie
i hate you
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Notice Same Music, Same Movies, Same random threads?
And notice how we both have had slipknot sigs/avvys
Sir Mist
Im cool....no wait, im not cool.....
Ahhh f*cked that one updisgust
Count Dooku
Oh, and three seconds after i was stabbed, i did a triple backflip and kicked the guys head off.
I proceed to hop buildings with a Mocha in my hand.
Dogbert
That's bullshit! Everyone knows the Mocha eats heads. YOU LIER!!!
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Dogbert
That's bullshit! Everyone knows the Mocha eats heads. YOU LIER!!!
Um....Uh.... It was all a test, I SWEAR!
BakaXero
my cat bit of his head!
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
And notice how we both have had slipknot sigs/avvys See, I made R0B in March 2004
Dogbert
Originally posted by Count Dooku
Um....Uh.... It was all a test, I SWEAR!
You're full of shit. I'm going to make a thread about this
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Dogbert
You're full of shit. I'm going to make a thread about this
The doctors perform surgery in ten seconds with one hand using plastic forks.
Sir Mist
Im Raz and Im watching you all....and when you slip up....BANNED!
Dogbert
So do knives
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by SlipknoT
See, I made R0B in March 2004
I just wanted to see what it would be like to have a sock so Im really slipknot you bitches
Dogbert
I am a hump machine. Put a quarter in me and I'll zero in on my target without mercy.
Rogue Jedi
FJ and i are deep cover CIA operatives. we are all knowing and all powerful.
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
FJ and i are deep cover CIA operatives. we are all knowing and all powerful.
Did you know i performed surgery on myself with a shark tooth?
And not to mention my arm has been chopped off with a sword and i broke the guys lieg with my pinky finger.
And then the doctors did a ten minute surgery putting my arm back on.
Dogbert
Oh shut the feck up, that's getting annoying. This thread is obviously not about you to... DUHHHH.
By the way... I am a god
Sir Mist
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
FJ and i are deep cover CIA operatives. we are all knowing and all powerful.
Do you both use the same computer? Would you come up as a sock?
RJ's a sock!
Rogue Jedi
i fart lightning and crap thunder.
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Dogbert
Oh shut the feck up, that's getting annoying. This thread is obviously not about you to... DUHHHH.
By the way... I am a god
Right, this thread has nothing to do with me whatsoever....
I can fit bananas into my ear....
*cough*
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Do you both use the same computer? Would you come up as a sock?
i wear socks. does that mean i am a sock?
does that mean dooku is on my feet?
RJ's a sock!
Dogbert
Originally posted by Count Dooku
Right, this thread has nothing to do with my iminent sentence of a life of being humped by you... whatsoever....
I can fit 3 "sausages" into my ear....
*moan*
Sir Mist
Your an idiot
Im reporting you for being a sock
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am Dojo Master Kata Kan Suko. MIKA HORA!
Rogue Jedi
i am no sock, i am RJ!!!!!!
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i am no sock, i am RJ!!!!!!
Indeed you are.
Sir Mist
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i am no sock, i am RJ!!!!!!
Reported
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Reported
Don't report him. He is a dangerous guy.
muserke
I'm an alien that came here to destroy the planet but then found KMC and decided to spare the earth.
Count Dooku
Originally posted by muserke
I'm an alien that came here to destroy the planet but then found KMC and decided to spare the earth.
Hehehe!
muserke
Quiet you! Or I blow up this frickin planet!
Count Dooku
Originally posted by muserke
Quiet you! Or I blow up this frickin planet!
F*ck, please do.
muserke
Stupid human.
Darth Mantis
I defeated Bruce Lee with one hand.
muserke
I once pulled my lip over my head.
Darth Mantis
I once killed an elephant with a water pistol.
muserke
I killed one with my breath.
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I defeated Bruce Lee with one hand.
When did you fight RJ?
Darth Mantis
I own a Jackalope.
muserke
I'm the Chosen One of some jibberisch Jedi prophecy.
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I own a Jackalope.
Hahahaha!
Darth Mantis
Originally posted by Count Dooku
When did you fight RJ? Whose RJ?
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Whose RJ?
Rogue Jedi. He is Bruce Lee.
Darth Mantis
... I live in a pineapple under the sea...
Rogue Jedi
i can lick my forehead with my tongue.
muserke
I can lick my ass with my tongue.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Count Dooku
Rogue Jedi. He is Bruce Lee.
you do know that bruce lee is dead, right? also, i am caucasian, not asian, brainiac.
Darth Mantis
Jackie Chan stole my wallet.
Sir Mist
I stole Jackie Chan.
muserke
I am Jackie Chan. My movies are soooo goood.
Btw, mantis, yoink!
Rogue Jedi
i am mark hamill.....what the fukk happened to my career?!?!?!?!
muserke
I am a lightsaber.
Pshhhh zuuuuuuuuuuuuum zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.
Darth Mantis
Osama Bin Laden is swimming in my pool... Naked...
BakaXero
i was shot out of a cannon into a twister which took my half way around the world where some scientist zapped me back to the jarassic age and was eaten by a T-Rex
muserke
I am osama bin laden's beard.
Darth Mantis
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Documents and Settings\Tom and Jerry\My Documents\My Pictures\talibanwars.jpg
Rogue Jedi
i have ****. just like that guy in fight club.
muserke
i'm tyler durden
you do not talk about fight club
BakaXero
my brain works properly
Darth Mantis
I crapped a dollar fifty...
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by muserke
i'm tyler durden
you do not talk about fight club
FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB!!!!!FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB!!!!!
muserke
Shut the feck up.
If this is your first night in fight club, you will fight.
Rogue Jedi
no shirts, no shoes. lose the tie!!!
muserke
I have multiple personalities
BakaXero
I own fight club
Rogue Jedi
you see that sign outside? i'm fukkin Lou.
Rogue Jedi
you see the sign outside thats says Lou's tavern? i'm fukkin Lou.
Darth Mantis
I see dead people.
Darth Mantis
Originally posted by BakaXero
Neighbours? Worse.... Relatives...
BakaXero
ugh...
that was to RJ
Darth Mantis
Originally posted by BakaXero
ugh...
that was to RJ
Bah humbug... Well relatives are worse than neighbours.
Darth Mantis
I can fly like an eagle.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by BakaXero
Neighbours?
huh?
BakaXero
i mean is it from neighbours?
the lou tavern idea
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you do know that bruce lee is dead, right? also, i am caucasian, not asian, brainiac.
That's great, man.
Dogbert
Geeze. Calm the **** down befo' I go Tupac on y'all asse.s Fo' Sho!
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Dogbert
Geeze. Calm the **** down befo' I go Tupac on y'all asse.s Fo' Sho!
I am Tupacs brother. He is still alive and he lives in the sewers with the Ninja turtles.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Dogbert
Geeze. Calm the **** down befo' I go Tupac on y'all asse.s Fo' Sho!
i am calm. tell the drama queen to calm down.
Darth Mantis
Dammit, I'm a ninja turtle...
Count Dooku
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i am calm. tell the drama queen to calm down.
He just told you to calm down.
Rogue Jedi
i own three star destroyers. i named them:
1. the pooperator
2. eye of flagulence
3. big brown turd maker
BakaXero
nice...
Darth Mantis
I'm a compulsive liar...
BakaXero
Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I'm a compulsive liar...
im not
Darth Mantis
I'm the missing link.
muserke
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i own three star destroyers. i named them:
1. the pooperator
2. eye of flagulence
3. big brown turd maker
BakaXero
Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I'm the missing link.
im the other missing link
muserke
I have space dementia.
Darth Mantis
I have a pet mosquito... His name is skippy.
Rogue Jedi
i am kaiser sose.
Darth Mantis
I'm Rogue Jedi.
muserke
I am the new member of Muse.
BakaXero
i shot the sheriff
Darth Mantis
I am the sheriff.
Darth Mantis
I am a vampiric salesman who gets paid three dollars an hour..
Dogbert
Originally posted by BakaXero
i shot the sheriff
kofmaster
im janet jacksons REAL brother
muserke
i'm pyro!
BakaXero
im bad im bad you know it im bad
Darth Mantis
I am Batman.batman
kofmaster
Originally posted by muserke
i'm pyro!
*smakcs* YOU LIAR!!!!
kofmaster
Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I am Batman.batman
eh? really now? hows good old robin going for you then?
muserke
Originally posted by kofmaster
*smakcs* YOU LIAR!!!!
cry
You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about on the news? I'm the worst one!
kofmaster
Originally posted by muserke
cry
You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about on the news? I'm the worst one!
freak
Wolflet
Originally posted by kofmaster
freak
thats you your talking about
Darth Mantis
I'm not an animal!
kofmaster
Originally posted by Wolflet
thats you your talking about
wa?
BakaXero
im a model you know what i mean.
kofmaster
Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I'm not an animal!
i am not an animal!! i am a sexual organ!!
Darth Mantis
I'm a god among insects.
kofmaster
im sexy
wait....DAMN IT!~ >.<
Darth Mantis
Originally posted by kofmaster
im sexy
wait....DAMN IT!~ >.< lol... I'm a sea monkey that is afraid of water.
s|m
I look like a model and my IQ is 150.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Count Dooku
He just told you to calm down.
i aint the drama queen, baby. you are. change your tampon and get back on that street corner.
kofmaster
i met michael jackson and asked him for his signature, he told me to take my pants off to sign my ass
Rogue Jedi
you showed MJ your ass? when? were you in grade school?
Darth Mantis
Originally posted by kofmaster
i met michael jackson and asked him for his signature, he told me to take my pants off to sign my ass I thought he said that I was his favorite...
Rogue Jedi
he lied, kof. its macaulay!!!
kofmaster
Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I thought he said that I was his favorite...
hey after a cup of jesus juice u know anything can happen
BakaXero
im the real slim shady
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