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Jessica Simpson is on TV with the boots song!!!

Turn over then

I'm glad the flood control on thread making.

My sister is watching Tv downstairs.But i can still hear it!!!

Then kick her ass. Kidding

Just wait and it will be over.

I'm going for the kicking her ass option

Originally posted by Otaku
I'm going for the kicking her ass option

Patience is a virtue. And you don't have it.

I guess i dont.And i dont care.

Originally posted by Otaku
Jessica Simpson is on TV with the boots song!!!
Her sister (ashley) is annoying as well

BTW i did not nor am going to kick her ass.

Originally posted by Otaku
I guess i dont.And i dont care.

Originally posted by Otaku
I guess i dont.And i dont care.

Then you will be forever damned to life of nothing.

...i have patience just not to much...sometimes i lose it...but most of the times im pretty relaxed..

Yeah but Jessica is hot.

Ermmm....No

Originally posted by Otaku
Ermmm....No

Oh yea she is, I'd hit that in a second

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Yeah but Jessica is hot.

i think she's hot and i'm a girl.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Oh yea she is, I'd hit that in a second

Who wouldn't?..... I mean come on...

She's not hot,shes dumb and she looks dumb and OOOHHH!!!!

She's so fake. Her boobs are fake, her face, her ass, she looks like a barbie doll.

Originally posted by Hornyman
She's so fake. Her boobs are fake, her face, her ass, she looks like a barbie doll.

Exactly!!!

Originally posted by Hornyman
She's so fake. Her boobs are fake, her face, her ass, she looks like a barbie doll.

i thought her boobs were real...

Errmmmm...no

Hornyman...

Are you seriously telling me that if she was naked in your bed and she asked you to join her.... you wouldn't?

I wouldn't.Well...maybe

hornyman is married.

If she'd put a bag on her head.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i thought her boobs were real...
I did too

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
hornyman is married.

We'll if he wasn't in a relationship

Originally posted by ShapedByWords
I did too

have you seen pictures of her when she was like 14? they're practically spewing out!

Originally posted by Otaku
If she'd put a bag on her head.
lol


bangin

Originally posted by Hornyman
lol if she was sitting in my bed naked, I would give her up. I'd only commit adultery for a few people, and that does not include a barbie doll.

you would actually commit adultry?

Its just her face that makes me unhorny.I could like practicaly never mind...it comes down to her face being ugly.I think Ashlee is prettier like...face.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
have you seen pictures of her when she was like 14? they're practically spewing out!


Even so I'm not a fan of hers in any sense.

what does this have to do with God?

ewww! ashely has a really huge nose and it really shows every since she turned brunette.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you would actually commit adultry?

Hypothetically saying.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
what does this have to do with God?

someone's avoiding the question. disgust

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
ewww! ashely has a really huge nose and it really shows every since she turned brunette.
shes blonde now

...true but Jessica is uglier.None of them is hot actually.They're a fake ugly family.With fake hubbies/bf's.Nick and Ryan dude guys are ugly...

Why are people so critical of the ways celebs look.... I'd get with most of them.

Originally posted by Hornyman
She's so fake. Her boobs are fake, her face, her ass,

So?

Originally posted by Hornyman
Hmmm. I'm over critical of celebs becuase people start going on how their so beautiful, but all they are is fake.

Most celebs are fake...... some aren't though.... and I prefer them.

A guy (classmate) once said that he doesnt care if the boobies are fake as long as they dont fall out.

Originally posted by Hornyman
Hypothetically saying.

why would there even be a hypothetically? shame, shame on you.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
why would there even be a hypothetically? shame, shame on you.

I would cheat on her with her and the other person. That's how I roll.

Originally posted by Otaku
Jessica Simpson is on TV with the boots song!!!

Originally posted by Hornyman
I would cheat on her with her and the other person. That's how I roll.

i didn't get that.

Threesome

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i didn't get that.
Jason says that if he was Nick Lachey, he would cheat on Jess Simpson with some other chick.

Originally posted by ShapedByWords
A guy (classmate) once said that he doesnt care if the boobies are fake as long as they dont fall out.

That's my philosophy, if a girls hot, I don't dismiss her simply because they've got fake boobs.

Originally posted by DarkC
Jason says that if he was Nick Lachey, he would cheat on Jess Simpson with some other chick.



I was talknig about me, my wife, and someone else.

Shut up!

Originally posted by DarkC
Jason says that if he was Nick Lachey, he would cheat on Jess Simpson with some other chick.

oh, i knew that. i still think she's gorgeous. a bit ditzy, but likeable.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
oh, i knew that. i still think she's gorgeous. a bit ditzy, but likeable.

i think she looks like a barbie doll ,and that's a big turn off.

Originally posted by Otaku
Threesome

he meant this

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
oh, i knew that. i still think she's gorgeous. a bit ditzy, but likeable.
Yeah, she's pretty likeable.

Originally posted by Hornyman
i think she looks like a barbie doll ,and that's a big turn off.

Like Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie.Very dumb spoiled,and plastic...

Fake girls are always usually hot

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Fake girls are always usually hot

I would stab Paris Hilton.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Fake girls are always usually hot

To you, but they're a major turn off to me.

Originally posted by Hornyman
To you, but they're a major turn off to me.

Why?

Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
Why?
I just don't like that look. I guess I didn't grow up around it, so maybe that's why I don't like it.

Originally posted by DarkC
I would stab Paris Hilton.

stabbity time!!!I love her video though

I like oriental girls or mediteranean girls

Originally posted by Hornyman
I just don't like that look. I guess I didn't grow up around it, so maybe that's why I don't like it.

Neither did I, but I still find them hot.

I like pretty much any race.

Originally posted by DarkC
I like pretty much any race.

I didn't mean it like a race but more as a type.

Originally posted by intoxicatedpoet
That's my philosophy, if a girls hot, I don't dismiss her simply because they've got fake boobs.
HOT is HOT!! You will get no arguments from me.
Originally posted by Otaku
I like oriental girls or mediteranean girls
Asian girls are muy caliente!!

...Oh my God! Jessica Simpson...on TV?! We must alert the church elders! rolleyes1

*Slaps arm gently* Thank you

I finally got that