New Jawa Order VS The Ewok Lords

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Count Dooku
Janus, Faunus....

We have a problem. Recently these "Ewok Lords" have invaded our territory.

So.... All will vote which is better.


But of course, you all really know the Jawa's dominate the entire universe.

ESB-1138
Jawas all the way. They have blasters and Ewoks have sticks. DIE EWOKS!!

darthrevan89
Fools!!! Me and my Ewoks shall overwhelm you and destroy you all!

ESB-1138
Rivals...cool. Darth Janus and DarthRevan89 are rivals.

Illustrious
Artoo sides with the Jawas, the Ewoks are doomed!

Count Dooku
Originally posted by Illustrious
Artoo sides with the Jawas, the Ewoks are doomed!

Indeed!

Darth_Janus
We have the backing of the god Artoo! What do you have, but that queer skinny bronze droid!

Illustrious
Threepio would run and try to hide behind Artoo when the Jawas come.

Darth_Janus
And then get zapped for being a total *****.

Illustrious
Artoo wouldn't bother zapping him. He'd simply beep at a certain frequency and shut off the stupid robot.

Darth_Janus
Sonic grenades.

ESB-1138
Artoo would go in reverse and run over Threepio.

Count Dooku
Artoo pwns.

Illustrious
No, he does more than pwn. Artoo is the god.

Darth_Glentract
dang, i made an awsome picture but i cant post it.

DarthMaul9123
Originally posted by darthrevan89
Fools!!! Me and my Ewoks shall overwhelm you and destroy you all!
my shall also
THANGAWA!!

DarthMaul9123
EWOKS WILL RULE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

ESB-1138
Stupid Ewoks. You're outnumbered 5 to 3.

Illustrious
Originally posted by ESB-1138
Stupid Ewoks. You're outnumbered 5 to 3.

500000000000000 to 3. Artoo's influence shall make the Jawas multiply.

ESB-1138
Fact is:
You're outnumbered.

Darth_Janus
And you ewoks suck.

Hornyman
I'm stayin' nuetral. I'm a random hero walking by and if you kill me, I unleash a can of whoopass as a Jedi Ghost.

MAKASHIMAN
The Deulists' Guild.

Baston Alveron
The bounty hunters take the jawas side

darthrevan89
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
And you ewoks suck.

Your insolence will not be tolerated fool!

*to his massive ewok army*

GET HIM!!! DESTORY HIM!!!

Nai Fohl
Now...you wanted it like this.

First I call my Jawa troops:

Count Dooku
Originally posted by Nai Fohl
Now...you wanted it like this.

First I call my Jawa troops:

One Jawa is holding Boba Fett's signature gun, basically confirming the fact that Jawa's DID kill Boba.

Nai Fohl
Next I call my beloved daughter who was just about to slay the Emperor to make that damn unfinished Death Star crush into Endor and annihilate that pathetic Ewoks.

Nai Fohl
And in the end I'll drive over your dumb Ewok army with my hardcore-modified Sandcrawler. Eat this !

darthrevan89
Crap...I'm outnumbered!

Count Dooku
Originally posted by darthrevan89
Crap...I'm outnumbered!


No escape now. The Jawa's do not put up with Ewok scum!

Illustrious
Nai, Nai, Nai, no need to get the Jawas all riled up. You could send a single Jawa and they will win. That Jawa has the backing of Artoo!

Nai Fohl
Originally posted by Illustrious
Nai, Nai, Nai, no need to get the Jawas all riled up. You could send a single Jawa and they will win. That Jawa has the backing of Artoo!

Well...just wanted to use some pics. And well...Look at that picture with that pink-lightsaber-Jawa-girl....that would be enough to pwn the Ewoks bad. wink

Lil Krueger
Jawas. THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE!! AFTER ALL WITH JANUS THEIR INVINCIBLE! JANUS HAS TAKEN OUT THE JEDI ORDER AND CREATED THE SECOND JEDI PURGE!

darthrevan89
Ok ok I repent!!!

Darth_Janus
You may repent, but your ewok revolutions lives... Your "followers'' endure. Thus, we must make an example of you.

Forgive me...

Ultimate ewok
Do you not remember the greatness of the ewoks? The jawas are annoying smell funny and look dumb where as the ewoks are cute cudly and steal hover bikes! EWOKS RULE!

Darth_Glentract
hey, Human Vader liked ewoks. Ban this guy!!! I think it is him!!!

MAKASHIMAN
I want to speak with the Jawa Leaders for the matter of a treaty.

Darth_Glentract
Well lets negotiate. (even though i am the bottom Jawa)


our terms, kill alll the ewoks and then turn them into carpet and spill redwine on them.

Illustrious
Janus, you really need to make a roster of all the New Jawa Order and its supporters.

MAKASHIMAN
No war between the Jawas and the Deulists.

Darth_Janus
I do. Let's compile one.

BTW, he's not HV, he's a friend of mine...

But I'm still gonna pwn his ass. Ewok supporter.

Darth_Glentract
I was just kidding. NOT MAKING FUN OF MODS THOUGH!!!!

Darth_Janus

Illustrious
Members of the New Jawa Order + its Supporters:

Darth_Janus
Illustrious, our list so far goes like this:

Jawas

Me
Nai
Faunus
Fishy
Emp. Revan
HV (Formerly)
Um... other people...

still more people.

Ewoks
God knows who.

Darth_Glentract
Screw that. I was one of the first and I'm not even on the list. I feel so ashamed sad

Darth_Janus
Pfft. What was your position in the order? Mind you, we reformed the jawas of KMC into the New Jawa Order...

Darth_Glentract
I think I cleaned the bathrooms or something. You know, something that someone on the board of directors does big grin

Darth_Janus
lol

The New Jawa Order needs to go into revision.

All those claiming membership must respond.

Darth_Glentract
here

Darth_Janus
New guidelines for NJO members-

- When ewoks appear, thou must fight them.

- Thou must have the New Jawa Order title in your profile, signature, or both.

- In order to rise in rank, one must be faithful to the ideals of the god Artoo and have a jawa signature with NJO adornment.

- Don't throw away trash; sell it to hard-up moisture farmers!

- Don't get banned. Members are hard enough to find as it is.

- The rest is to be continued.

Illustrious
I am the Emissary of the God Artoo, I endorse the New Jawa Order.

Nai Fohl
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
- When ewoks appear, thou must fight them.


I owned them bad already.



Done.



Urm...rise in rank ? That would be taking your position...or not ?

Darth_Janus
Those seeking Artoo priesthood must consult Illustrious.

Darth_Glentract
Dude, I negotiated the treaty with the Duelling Clan by myself. Janus just came and approved it AFTER negotians were done. I should get some status for that.

Darth_Janus
Glentract is an official jawa diplomat. Congrats.

Nai, I was refering to bottom rung, newbie jawas. You're already a master.

Darth_Glentract
Wuwho(is that how you spell that)

Darth_Janus
Woo hoo?

Darth_Glentract
works for me woo hoo!

Illustrious
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Those seeking Artoo priesthood must consult Illustrious.

As Emissary of the God Artoo, I seek a formal, binding agreement between the Jawas and any and all effigies and Priests of Artoo.

Ultimate ewok

Darth_Janus
GET HIM!!!

Ultimate ewok
If there is noone who has the courage to stand up against you scrap collecting bullies then I will lead the Ewoks to victory! Fellow Ewok supporters rise up and follow me to victory, though by the looks of things I very well may be the only one. Regaurdless I'mma send you Jawa lovin peons packin!

Illustrious
You will not. The Jawas have the support of the Ultimate Divinity to ever exist, the God ARTOO!

PS: New sig.

Darth_Janus
YES! THAT SIG KICKS ASS!!!!

Oh, and about the ewok...

Illustrious
The power of Artoo compels the Jawas to KILL THE INFIDELS!

Ultimate ewok
You speak of all your hopes lying within a god who is nothing more than a robot who clicks and whistles, if this is your display of faith then the ewoks will surely rise to victory!

Darth_Janus
Silence, you Teddy Bear from hell!

Eat this...

Illustrious
OMG, he has mercilessly blasphemized the name of God Artoo, you will be smitten by the Jawas mercilessly with their big sticks.

Darth_Janus
Why is the vote 7 to 8?

Illustrious
Many heretics there are.

Darth_Janus
Indeed. Where is Faunus in our time of need? Or Nai? Or anyone really? Right now it's just us versus the heretics.

Ultimate ewok
I seem to be the only one in favor of the Ewoks, I stand alone and I donot falter or run, tread lightly those of false idols for you stand in the presence of one who knows the truth behind your god. You worship a robot a man made creation of undevine design, your eyes must be opend to the greater power, the power of the ewoks!

Illustrious
The Jawa Ragnos and God Artoo is unbeatable.

Illustrious
But Artoo created the Jawas, who created the rest of the universe!

Darth_Janus
Therefore:

Artoo>Jawas>Rest of Creation

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Ultimate ewok
Check your holy writs a few more times then go get a psych evaluation.

Darth_Janus
You are a nappy little teddy bear from someone's half-assed nightmare.

Ultimate ewok
I think your god needs an oil change, shouldn't you be checkin his spark plugs?

Darth Mantis
Great, the stinkin' Jawas are back...

Illustrious
Originally posted by Ultimate ewok
I think your god needs an oil change, shouldn't you be checkin his spark plugs?

Infidel, do not mock the effigy of Artoo.

Ultimate ewok
Help me to stop the reign of the jawas if you destest them so.

Darth_Janus
Warning: All Ewok supporters will receive this...

Ultimate ewok
Originally posted by Illustrious
Infidel, do not mock the effigy of Artoo.


You need to get out more maybe get a hobby or at least a god thats more logical than a robot

Darth_Janus
*Steps on the ewok*

Illustrious
That is only the EFFIGY, ya dig? The EFFIGY! The real God of Artoo is too great for your mundane eyes to see.

Ultimate ewok
Don't make me Bola you

Darth_Janus
Bolas are nothing compared to the power of Artoo...

And my elite cadre of Sith Jawas!

Ultimate ewok
We shall see once I employ the Wookie mercenaries!

Illustrious
The Wookies are contractually obligated to help the Jawas.

Ultimate ewok
ahhh but mercenaries are not, and besides wookies are cousins to the ewoks

Darth_Janus
Yeah. We sell them scrap and the dumb idiots buy it.

Illustrious
Yes, but the contract is absolute. If the contract is broken, the Wookies are automatically smitten by the Divine Artoo.

Ultimate ewok
Your nothing but glorrified trashmen!

Darth_Janus
Oh yeah, well...

Ultimate ewok
Old school more like pre school, you think that your cunning sarcasm and clever pictures sway my stance? ha! and as for your "devine Artoo" well like all false gods he will fall as will your beliefs and practices!

Darth Mantis
I'm a Gand and I detest Jawas... Sorry but you guys taste like Cheetos...

Ultimate ewok
Vote for the Ewoks help put an end to the Jawas and thier false god!

Illustrious
False God? How dare you? You have not witnessed the power of Artoo.

Darth_Janus
Gands and Ewoks are the enemies of Artoo and the Jawas. Prepare to be eliminated!

Ultimate ewok
Show me proof of your gods power, and if the Gand are the Jawas enemy then they are the friend of the Ewoks

Darth_Janus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darth_Janus

Ultimate ewok
so you have a nifty story bah! not enough to convince me, your god is false and you shall all fall!

Darth_Janus
Hmpf... realize your superior, ewok!

Darth Mantis
I work with the Tusken Raiders and I only bow to my god HK-47... The Jawas will be destroyed... Who ever is the Jawa leader is on top of my hit list...

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Illustrious
Your blasphemizing words will not even reach Artoo's godly ears.

Darth Mantis
Maybe if you eat a Jawa raw it might taste like chicken...

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Count Dooku
Count Dooku enters the room to see a pack of Ewoks dancing around to the backstreet boys...

In the name of Jawa...


What in the sam hell is this pathetic shit?

The Dark Lord of the Jawas Darth Janus enters the room....

Janus: Oh this?

Dooku: Yes! What the hell?

Janus: We thought we would let them have one last dance before they died a horrible death.

Dooku: Bah! F*ck that shit! They gonna get raped right now.

Dooku ignites his saber and cuts up the Ewok fools in mere seconds....


Stupid Ewoks!


GO HOME YOU FURRY, UGLY TEDDY BEAR BASTARDS FROM HELL!This should be our new Jawa Cantina that no one knows about.... Hopefully none of the mods will read this subliminal message....OR YOU WILL ALL DIE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DEATH! WE WILL STRIP YOU OF YOUR FUR!


By the way, did anyone give these Ewoks permission to stub (Not walk, but Stub) around in my thread? Or did they barge in being the ignorant little furry freaks that they are?

Count Dooku
Originally posted by Darth_Janus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darth_Janus

AHAHAHA! That is hilarious!

Darth Mantis
I'm not a Ewok or a Jawa... I'm a gand, the coolest midget species in starwars...

Count Dooku
Wikipedia: New Jawa Order

Darth Mantis
lol... Feeding false information into Wikipedia eh? Nice going.

Count Dooku
Originally posted by Darth Mantis
lol... Feeding false information into Wikipedia eh? Nice going.

False? i do not think so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Sorgo

Ushgarak
This isn't the OTF. Closed.

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