I'm out...

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LanceWindu
Aright everybody, I'm out for now. I got to clean up the house so I can get some pizza.

L.E.
what kind of pizza?

LanceWindu
From Papa John's Pepperoni with extra cheese.

mah
bye...I'll go to sleep soon, it's too late.

L.E.
ill probably go to sleep....but wait its only 5:00PM
gosh! i have nothing to do

yerssot
I'm fighting the sleep... and currently I'm winnin...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*falls asleep*

L.E.
hush little yersott
dont say a word.......

LanceWindu
...While I kill you with a mocking bird.

Gundark
Well hurry up and get the hell back here ! Its 8:30 here now and I'm listening to The Thistle and Shamrock on NPR.

Go ahead and laugh.

finti
Rain, sea, surf, sand, clouds and sky
Hush now baby, don't you cry
There's a mocking bird
Singing songs in the trees
There's a mocking bird
Singing songs
Just for you and me " Barclay James Harvest

Gundark
Can you Riverdance too ?

finti

Gundark
And that is probably you right now in real life.

finti
I choose wisely, cause it is actually very much my situation right now, dont tend no fire though smile big grin Yeay me

Texas
I think Pappa John's pizza is too greasy! PizzaHut is way too stingy with their cheese, PizzaInn tastes like cardboard. That's why I always order from Dominos! cool

LanceWindu
Papa Johns is good, I like Domino's the best though

Gundark
Our Papa Johns here sucks. Domino's is best with Pizza Hut a close second.

LanceWindu
I like most Pizza companies. Like the little one's sometimes have better Pizza because they are trying to get their name out there.

Gundark
We have a place about 3 miles up the road called Little Italy. They make their own bread and their baked subs are killer.

LanceWindu
I like subs!

Especially Italian BMT's,

Gundark
Hot peppers ? Yeah baby !

LanceWindu
Hot Peppers? You betta believe it.

Gundark
Hot peppers will make you live longer. Trust me. smokin'

LanceWindu
Cool!

But then other things I do with my body reverse that. So I'll live a normal life.

Gundark
It appears you are in balance with the Force. You must be the Chosen One !

LanceWindu
Now I will go to the Dark Side and kill you all!

j/k

Gundark
*magically turns into Yoda*

Well I'm off to Dagobah now.

LanceWindu
Whoa!

I need to stop sniffing glue.

Gundark
Try felt-tip permanent markers. They'll damage your brain much more quickly.

LanceWindu
Nah, I want some brain cells in there.

Gundark
We'll just clone some for you. From....ToMacco laughing out loud

LanceWindu
That's not much better than what I have right now.

ToMacco
Hmm. . . never huffed glue to get a high. Seems damn dangerous to me.

I'm a big frozen pizza man. How convienient is that? Throw a pizza in the oven whenever you damn well please. You always have to have several frozen pizzas in the freezer if you wanna throw a real party.

LanceWindu
You can even put the frozen pizza in the microwave for a quick snack.

yerssot
or keep it healthy

keokiswahine
pizza is healthy as long as you don't overkill the meats and cheeses. vege pizzas are delicious

LanceWindu
I can't eat a pizza that is nothing but veggies.

I gotta have meat.

Captain REX
Okay everyone, line up at the door!

*Reaches for the door handle*

Get the door, it's Dominos!

*Opens door, the Dominos pizza delivery guy smashes into line, they fall over like dominos*

laughing out loud

LaurenE147
The only thing that my family and I eat ever is Pizza Hut stuffed crust one large sausage and one large pepperoni. The people who take the orders have actually redognized my brother by his voice before when we met one of them in real life we call in so much.

I hate Domino's. It's way too salty.

ToMacco
You gotta mix it up, if you ask me.

Gundark
I can only eat frozen pizza if its like after midnight and none of the pizza joints are open. Then we doctor it up with extra cheese and stuff.

LanceWindu
Oh yeah, gotta put your own toppings on there.

yerssot
My god!!! Gundark is a Gremlin!

LanceWindu
That's usually when I eat it too.

L.E.
*in evil gremlin voice*
GIZMO!!!!!

yerssot
*throws some water on gundark*
let's see what she will do now big grin

L.E.
*watches*

Uh-Oh. there are more now....

yerssot
what do we have to do again? put a nice fire on them?

L.E.
*starts to sing*

gremlins roasting on an open fire!

finti
gizmo caca.

yerssot
keep him clean then big grin

L.E.
laughing out loud

finti
not if we are gonna send him to Belgium

L.E.
but then the waffles will get messy

yerssot
and baby Jezus will cry!

LaurenE147
I think that the gremlins can't eat after midnight.

Captain REX
I have only seen the beginning to Gremlins, but I know how it goes.

Gundark
Him who ? Me ? I'm no gremlin !

*gets clown gun*

You guys are in BIG TROUBLE.

finti
Yeah get them Gundy

Gundark
*aims death star laser at the guys, sits on top with clown gun*

You boys got something to say now ? mad

finti
yeah, you want a beer

yerssot
so, in order to get a beer, you have to do these things?

Gundark
Yeah, I'll take a beer finti. Just send it up on elevator #443.

finti
Elevator! Going up!
In the gleaming corridors of the 51st floor
The money can be made if you really want some more
Executive decision-a clinical precision
Jumping from the windows-filled with indecision" -The Clash

Gundark
What's this wookiee doing in this elevator with this short stormtrooper ?

finti
going to the Sauna

Gundark
Well I'm not cleaning the hair out of that drain.

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