"I used to buy my chips from an oppressive chip shop regime....

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The girl who worked there, she seemed happy,
But I knew it was not what it seemed.

"Do you want salt and vinegar"
was what they made her say,
But in the language of the ghetto,
That means "help, I'm a woman in chains"

I wanted to free her.
In my dreams I would see her.
Running naked through the woods round Rainham,
if I had some tigers I'd train them.....
to protect her,
from the sexual fascism that was lurking,
round the gherkins.

I'd lean across the counter and we would talk,
I carved her name "Debbie" on a little wooden fork.
But into the shop came a skinhead gang,
and snatched the fork from my hand.

Debbie, she looked at me,
to assert my masculinity.
I said "Oy!",
they said "What?",
I said "Nothing..." "

SlipknoT
"I'm waiting in the cold when the bell begins to Chime, reflecting on my past life and it dosent have much time, Cause at 5 oclock they Take me to the Gallows Pollllllllllllllllllllle.............."

Sir Mist
laughing out loud

*Georgina_A*

SlipknoT
I dont get it sad

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SlipknoT
SPOONY TELL JOKES THAT I GET! mad

Sir Mist
laughing

*Georgina_A*

SlipknoT
Stop Laughing...It makes no sense......

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"The horse, is a noble beast.
From the mustangs of the west,
to the stallions of the east.

But the horse has a distant cousin,
it lives I do not know where.
But it's message of racial harmony,
is one that we all can share.

Hats off to the zebras!
They are black and white,
but they don't fight,
cos they're not very good at it.

In a world of confusion,
we all need a sign.
If only we could live side by side,
like the stripes down a zebras spine.
Hats off to the zebras! Yeah!

The humble badger,
takes a sip of morning dew.
He's totally colourblind,
so he can't judge you.

But the badger is a dreamer,
the badger has a plan.
He knows that his destiny,
is to help his fellow man.

Hats off to the badger!
he is black and white,
but he doesn't fight,
except for mating rights and territory.

Black man and a white man,
both they need to shave.
United by the badger brush,
he's helping from beyond the grave.
Hat's off to the badger!

What about the tapier?
Half zebra, half pig,
Imagine the stig...ma,
But the tapier stands proud.
Hats off to the tapier!

Badgers and zebras,
Skunks, oh yeah.
Little Ring tailed limas,

Living together in harmony.
And if the killer whales can do it,
why can't we?

Tell me, tell me why can't we? "

SlipknoT
Spoony I swear I'm about to smack you

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Knock Knock..

SlipknoT
Whos there? eek!

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Broccoli

Sir Mist
Cheese? I wanted cheesecry

SlipknoT
Brocoli Who?

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Originally posted by Sir Mist
Cheese? I wanted cheesecry

*Smacks Mist*

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Originally posted by SlipknoT
Brocoli Who?

Broccoli doesn't have surname............... retard.

SlipknoT
sad

Neo_Version 7
laughing out loud Nice.

BENITO

Vathu
..... spoony "Needs" a girlfriend shifty

BENITO
Originally posted by Vathu
..... spoony "Needs" a girlfriend shifty
I'm gonna give you help here

..... spoony Needs a girlfriend shifty

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You morons just don't get the song....

BENITO

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