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i know this thread lacks intellegence but what would happen if he was??

he would like men instead of women...

Originally posted by Flying High
he would like men instead of women... I gues that pretty much sums it all up, eh?

yes

Poor thread, died before it actually saw the light of day.

yes....i thought the thread starter would have been back by now...hmm...

Not unless he wants tomatoes thrown at him for such a ridiculous thread.

no...we are nice here....we welcome people






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Actually I meant, that maybe that's what he thinks. Not that you or anyone else would actually do that.

Or, would you?

maybe if they were completely stupid....but meh...


so....who would Legolas fancy in LOTR?

I think he'd make a play for Gimli to be honest. Have you noticed how he looks on him at the gates of Mordor?

ooooh....im was thinking Aragorn...the way he looks to him....

nah...not aragorn. 'sides, Legolas already knows he's all into that elf wench wotsername? Eo-arwen? okay w/e.

seriously i think he's gone up on Gimli. Maybe Faramir.

whut if?

Originally posted by masterkit
whut if? yes yes yes...we know. so answer the question.

I think Leagolas is gay along with everyone in the movies think Leagolas+Gimli Aragon+Gandalf Frodo+Sam Merry+Pippin

was there a point to this?

what if...?

maybe he'd chat with haldir a bit longer in lothlorien...

maybe he'd do dancing with his constant singing...

who knows...

::yawn::

Originally posted by Bar-en-Danwedh
was there a point to this?

what if...?

maybe he'd chat with haldir a bit longer in lothlorien...

maybe he'd do dancing with his constant singing...

who knows...

::yawn::
lol good answer

Originally posted by Coldfire
lol good answer what are your thoughts?

Originally posted by b-dan
i know this thread lacks intellegence but what would happen if he was?? he isn't?

think about the friendship he had with Gimli....





sorry...couldn't have stoped myself

Oh, I shouldn't find this funny...

Originally posted by b-dan
i know this thread lacks intellegence but what would happen if he was?? Aragorn would not try to eat Arwen's face at the coronation

Originally posted by Fianna
Aragorn would not try to eat Arwen's face at the coronation Actually the whole time he was doing that, he was eyeing Elrond. Did you not see Legolas sigh unhappily when Aragorn did that?

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
what are your thoughts?
Lol if he was gay it really wouldn't have made a whole lot of difference... he wasn't the main character after all
Originally posted by Clovie
he isn't?

think about the friendship he had with Gimli....





sorry...couldn't have stoped myself
lol
Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Actually the whole time he was doing that, he was eyeing Elrond. Did you not see Legolas sigh unhappily when Aragorn did that?

If Legolas was gay, he would have attracted the attention of Aragorn, who is also gay. That would have led to Arwen the choice of being lesbian and having afffairs with Galadriel, also lesbian. The great Sauron the gay would be jealous of Aragorn and Legolas so he would send is gay army of gay orcs to put gayish stuff everywhere. Then gay Frodo and homosexual Sam would lost the ring (too deep into Frodo's *** and when he would fart, the ring would have gone in the gay mountain and who would spit gay lava. It would have saved some life in the end

so everything would still be good

Indeed.

Originally posted by Mandos
If Legolas was gay, he would have attracted the attention of Aragorn, who is also gay. That would have led to Arwen the choice of being lesbian and having afffairs with Galadriel, also lesbian. The great Sauron the gay would be jealous of Aragorn and Legolas so he would send is gay army of gay orcs to put gayish stuff everywhere. Then gay Frodo and homosexual Sam would lost the ring (too deep into Frodo's *** and when he would fart, the ring would have gone in the gay mountain and who would spit gay lava. It would have saved some life in the end


And a happy ending for all

He was not gay.

it'd be cool if he was though.....i always knew he was...

jajajaja......legolas? but he is very sexy.....I love his face in kingdom of heaven.....but.....all is posible!

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
it'd be cool if he was though.....i always knew he was...
Lol yeah he kinda looked it

IF
he was gay, and that's a big IF, he'd probably try to get it on with Aragorn.

However, even an elf with blonde hair who kickes ass THAT well and quick can't be gay.

Then im sure the fellowship and middle earth would still have accepted him for the handy, trustworthy and good in battle elf he is.

Yes they would as a matter of fact...as they're not so weirded out by such things. Hell, if you've got orcs, and hobbits and such...what's one gay elf?

well, i wudnt av cared coz he CANT ACT well in LOTR hes ok and POTC but everything else, nuh ah

i dont think he is

What if Eowyn & Arwen & Galadriel were lesbian lol

Why do you guys think he is gay?

Originally posted by DarthLazious
Why do you guys think he is gay?
Lol well I don't know how many people really think that, but it's fun to ponder what it would be like if it was true

Originally posted by golem370
What if Eowyn & Arwen & Galadriel were lesbian lol


Then my right bicep would rival Arnie in his prime while the rest of my body withered away and my skin turned slowly transparant from sitting inside in the dark with the dvd on loop. Basically.

LMGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by The Inkeeper
Then my right bicep would rival Arnie in his prime while the rest of my body withered away and my skin turned slowly transparant from sitting inside in the dark with the dvd on loop. Basically.

apologies to all fans of legolas and gimli, but i reckon they would have much more fun riding through the middle earth had legolas indeed been gay... ;-)

this is a kinda stupid thread. why does the gay thing HAVE to come up so often?? just cuz the elves are more.....feminine then the men! and dont grow mustaches and beards?? might as well have a "gay hobbit" thread, oh brother, srry but its just sick and im not diggin this at all.

Originally posted by Batman Returns
this is a kinda stupid thread. why does the gay thing HAVE to come up so often?? just cuz the elves are more.....feminine then the men! and dont grow mustaches and beards?? might as well have a "gay hobbit" thread, oh brother, srry but its just sick and im not diggin this at all.
we just enjoy sick and twisted humor, dude.

sorry you aint diggin' it though.

Originally posted by Batman Returns
this is a kinda stupid thread. why does the gay thing HAVE to come up so often?? just cuz the elves are more.....feminine then the men! and dont grow mustaches and beards?? might as well have a "gay hobbit" thread, oh brother, srry but its just sick and im not diggin this at all.
aww they're just trying to have a bit of fun hun hug

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hysterical

he is gay real real gay

Originally posted by Batman Returns
this is a kinda stupid thread. why does the gay thing HAVE to come up so often?? just cuz the elves are more.....feminine then the men! and dont grow mustaches and beards?? might as well have a "gay hobbit" thread, oh brother, srry but its just sick and im not diggin this at all.

Agree. Elves are more feminine than masculine but then some of their attributes, such as everlasting loyalty and belief in their quests are highly commendable and probably swing theb alance back to the masculine side

most definitely it is.

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
most definitely it is.

Originally posted by gandalftheblack
Agree. Elves are more feminine than masculine but then some of their attributes, such as everlasting loyalty and belief in their quests are highly commendable and probably swing theb alance back to the masculine side
yes

Originally posted by Flying High
he would like men instead of women...



well... I guess, in the first line, many screamy little 10-13 year old girls would not be Orli fan. Right?

Originally posted by The Inkeeper
Then my right bicep would rival Arnie in his prime while the rest of my body withered away and my skin turned slowly transparant from sitting inside in the dark with the dvd on loop. Basically.

dude, so yes

Originally posted by eezy45


well... I guess, in the first line, many screamy little 10-13 year old girls would not be Orli fan. Right?
also true

Originally posted by Batman Returns
this is a kinda stupid thread. why does the gay thing HAVE to come up so often?? just cuz the elves are more.....feminine then the men! and dont grow mustaches and beards?? might as well have a "gay hobbit" thread, oh brother, srry but its just sick and im not diggin this at all.

The gay hobbit thread can be arranged.

LEGOLAS IS NOT GAY

yes it's true.... legolas is defnitly gay

and so is rosey cotton...

she only married sam because her star crossed lover Lobeilia sackville was dead!

legolas getting off with aragorn - now that would be hot

what about radagast and tom bomabadil?

hello....new here

hello, welcome... you picked a scary thread to start on.

Originally posted by Bar-en-Danwedh
hello, welcome... you picked a scary thread to start on. hahahaha...that he/she did, yeah?

i would be terrified if this was the first thread i found

Who is Gimli? I've seen all three movies, and i don't remember a Gimli. unless its that dwarf guy.

legolas might be gay, but the actor isnt.

Originally posted by sasscat13
Who is Gimli? I've seen all three movies, and i don't remember a Gimli. unless its that dwarf guy.
he's the dwarf...

Originally posted by b-dan
i know this thread lacks intellegence but what would happen if he was??
Id get to see Legolas **** Aragorn! droolio

haha, i doubt that aragon isnt gay, he loves umm the women elf

the women elf? forgot her name or something? haha

Arwen Undomiel droolio

He could get any guy'(sorry-ELF) he wanted........

Originally posted by DanielLB
the women elf? forgot her name or something? haha

indeed i did, my bad.

yeah....

i think legolas and aragorn led a double life. Throughout the time starting from the Council of Elrond till the end of war, both of them haf been *censored* each other at nite. they were attracted to each other only physically:

1) Bcos Aragorn misses Arwen, n Legolas being an elf is the closest tink he have to sustain the memory of her (i mean look at legolas, if ur a guy u wud still be attracted pls!)

2) Legolas go for Aragorn's manliness. (I mean wat other better choice does he haf in the Fellowship?)

Both of them need that physical thing to keep them going thru the perils.

Legolas and Gimli are true frenz. Platonic ones.

Originally posted by Cybervader
i think legolas and aragorn led a double life. Throughout the time starting from the Council of Elrond till the end of war, both of them haf been *censored* each other at nite. they were attracted to each other only physically:

1) Bcos Aragorn misses Arwen, n Legolas being an elf is the closest tink he have to sustain the memory of her (i mean look at legolas, if ur a guy u wud still be attracted pls!)

2) Legolas go for Aragorn's manliness. (I mean wat other better choice does he haf in the Fellowship?)

Both of them need that physical thing to keep them going thru the perils.

Legolas and Gimli are true frenz. Platonic ones.
I didnt understand that, too many errors. *Scratches head*

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
I didnt understand that, too many errors. *Scratches head*
Yeah... I think I got some of it...

Originally posted by Coldfire
Yeah... I think I got some of it...
Lol

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Lol
I don't think anyone could really have gotten it

Lol, I understood maybe a few words?!

Originally posted by Cybervader
i think legolas and aragorn led a double life. Throughout the time starting from the Council of Elrond till the end of war, both of them haf been *censored* each other at nite. they were attracted to each other only physically:

1) Bcos Aragorn misses Arwen, n Legolas being an elf is the closest tink he have to sustain the memory of her (i mean look at legolas, if ur a guy u wud still be attracted pls!)

2) Legolas go for Aragorn's manliness. (I mean wat other better choice does he haf in the Fellowship?)

Both of them need that physical thing to keep them going thru the perils.

Legolas and Gimli are true frenz. Platonic ones.



interesting.

i say/ think he already is

If Legolas was gay, I wouldnt care, because my heart belongs to Haldir.

if he was..then surely he would go for the hobbits they wouldnt have to bend down already the right hieght..oops below the belt sry! lol not a good first post ..im so imature *hangs head in shame* and erm..hi everyone...:s

Originally posted by Son of Boromir
I think Leagolas is gay along with everyone in the movies think Leagolas+Gimli Aragon+Gandalf Frodo+Sam Merry+Pippin


that is so wrong......like really really!!!

Originally posted by Flying High
i would be terrified if this was the first thread i found hahaha...what doesn't terrify you Fee?

Wait wait wait, so your saying Legolas ISN'T gay?...

Wow you learn somethign new everyday..

I only have one word for this AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That expresses most of it...
There's nothing above a bit of silliness

I really, really don't think so... but if he was gay... then he'd already have somebody in Mirkwood, and all your guesses are wrong And then his dad sent him away to Rivendell and he happened to get involved in that quest and now he misses that other elf terribly and that's why he looks so dreamy all the time

*inwardly apologizes to Legolas Thranduillion*

Surely if legolas were gay, there would be a huge scene about it. Maybe a fight. That plot would probably overshadow the ring and we might find the film more interesting. Trebeard and gandalf. Thats wat i wana see!

Oh yeh. Hi i'm new.

omg i can't imagine legolas gay..horrible

Nothing would happen.

Its a movie and it would still play itself out like it did before.

Legolas would be all like, O....M....G, those Orcs and Uruk-Hai got their filthy blood in my hair. It'll take hours to get this out, uhhh.!!!!

He wasn't gay?

no way... j.r.r. tolkein was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay religious.

he wouldn't make one of the nine gay.

maybe saruman, though. he's always so nice and clean even when touring the slimy underground spawning out of the mud uruk-hai.

It's funny you should say that, since Ian Mckellen(Gandalf), is gay in real life.

So is Orlando Bloom.

Originally posted by Mindset
So is Orlando Bloom.

....

never heard this joke before.....

wtf is up with this thread.............

DUH! If Legolas WAS (WAS) gay, he would get it on with BOROMIR!!! Have you guys seen them together..?

that's why he has long fine hair! so what? dumbledore's gay too

If he was Gay I would ask him out and then see if we had a connection and then date.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
....

never heard this joke before.....

It's not a joke.

Heres one, what if Gimli was gay?

Hairy Dwarf sex....

Orlando already looks gay.