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I thought I'd bring back the How to kill threads

I would personally shove a lump of kryptonite Down his throat and Burn him

What did Superman ever do to you?!

You can't kill Superman. Its against the law.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
You can't kill Superman. Its against the law.

And who would actually have the cajones to mess with him in the first place?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
What did Superman ever do to you?! Be Boring and Take up too much room in the comic store so then they don't supply enough interest Indies

He's a crime against Indies DAMMIT

I'd make a kryptonite-toed boot and kick him in the balls.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
I'd make a kryptonite-toed boot and kick him in the balls. Brilliant but that has to be the tip of your plan am I right

Cause that wouldn't kill him

tell him he has the flu and he needs to shove a huve rock of kryptonite up his arse

Originally posted by a1hsauce
tell him he has the flu and he needs to shove a huve rock of kryptonite up his arse Yeah!!!!

Superman isn't that dumb.

Shoot his pee-pee with Kryptonite pellets.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Superman isn't that dumb. No but he has the personality of a stick insect

I'd sign him to my imaginary hip-hop record label, then get him to wear kryptonite bling....

"All the other MCs are do'n it. It's the new hottness, player!" ...

Originally posted by BENITO
I thought I'd bring back the How to kill threads

I would personally shove a lump of kryptonite Down his throat and Burn him Explain to him how wearing underwear over tights is NOT a good look and never will be..

Give him a Kryptonite burger...

Kryptonite weapons, a 30.06 with special Kryptonite tipped (most likely in armor-piercing fashion). Oh, and there is a superman forum I believe.

Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.

Originally posted by Serra_Keto
Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.
ouch...sierra thats harsh

Originally posted by Serra_Keto
Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.

I heard he had a big one... shrug

Originally posted by D-Double
I heard he had a big one... shrug

That's Mr. Fantastic...lol

Originally posted by DarkC
Shoot his pee-pee with Kryptonite pellets.
Originally posted by Serra_Keto
Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.

Haha...

Originally posted by Serra_Keto
That's Mr. Fantastic...lol

Ah, I see.... makes sense. hmm

Or I could get kryptonite layered gloves and just push his eyeballs in.

Originally posted by Serra_Keto
Pull his pants down and hand him a mirror.
haha! poor bastard. he's all like, "I'M SUPERMAN!!!...except for down there..."

Originally posted by DanZeke25
You can't kill Superman. Its against the law.

So that's why them damn cops keep chasing me.

Kryptonite is the only way yawn

Originally posted by shaber
Kryptonite is the only way yawn

You could stab him... in the heart... with a trident. I think he would die.

It would deflect off him.

i would chop him in half with a lightsaber.

I'd push him off a horse

Originally posted by indie_director
I'd push him off a horse not funny

Originally posted by indie_director
I'd push him off a horse
dude thats just wrong

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would chop him in half with a lightsaber.

wouldnt work...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would chop him in half with a lightsaber. that is honestly the best idea in this hole thread

Originally posted by pr1983
wouldnt work... why not? and besides superman is dead

Originally posted by pr1983
wouldnt work...
why not? a lightsaber slices through anything. if superman is cut in half, how is he gonna fight? what about chopping off his head?

Originally posted by Mandolorian
why not? and besides superman is dead

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why not? a lightsaber slices through anything. if superman is cut in half, how is he gonna fight? what about chopping off his head?

No...

every cell in his body is protected by a forcefield, hes effectively a solar battery...

Get him to fly into a sun orbited by kryptonite meteors as it goes nova and even if he survives that he'll get sucked into the resulting black hole.

Originally posted by pr1983
No...

every cell in his body is protected by a forcefield, hes effectively a solar battery...
so he cant be touched? whatever...
if thats the case, i would make a lightsaber with kryptonite crystals, or weaken him with kryptonite laced high velocity rifle rounds. when he is weakened, off with his head.

One word:
Burrito

blowup

Crude, BUT EFFECTIVE!!!

one burrito and a lighter=one dead man of steel.

Originally posted by shaber
It would deflect off him.

Not a friggin trident... I don't care how super he is, he's dead with a trident to the heart.

i would hug superman

hugs superman and brings him bak to life with the pwoer of lovw and cheesy music is playin the whole time

Originally posted by Fianna
Explain to him how wearing underwear over tights is NOT a good look and never will be.. That wouldn't kill him but his series would probably get Cancelled JUST as good