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*Song when Luke walked up a hill begins*

A young teenager named Raz runs up on a rocky stairs and sees his Master Kenobi, Ken Kenobi.

Ken: Hello my Padawan.
Raz: Master Ken, can you tell me the story on my dad again?
Ken: Of Course...Ranakin was my best friend who was a Jedi Mod....

*30 Years Ago*

Ken: YOU SPILLED THE COFFEE DIDNT YOU!
Ranakin: HEY I SAW YOU SPILL IT!
Ken: AH WHATEVER JUST WATCH THE SPA...WATCH OUT!!!

A Starfighter crashes into the The Invisible Topic. Two Man jumps out of the StarFighter. They are seem to wearing cloaks or robes to hide their appearance. Two Destroyers suddenly appears out of a wall, rolling. It stopped making a tapping sound and uncurled.

Ken: (Sighs) Great more dum droids
Ranakin: Come on Master lets finish them now, I got to make love with Fallen Jedi...
Ken: I thought Fallen Jedi loved Rogue Jedi.
Ranakin: Seems shes cheating him and loves me more.
Ken: (Scoffs)Whatev...

Ken takes out his lightsaber and unleashes the blue blade while Ranakin took out purple blade. The two destroyers immediately shot many blasts however, the Jedi Mods deflected the blasts. Enough blasts has been deflected to go to the ceiling, releasing huge pieces of metal. It destroyed the Destroyers.

Ken: (Stops) Hey isnt it against the rules to fall in love?
Ranakin: I lied about that....(<--BIG FAT LIE!)
Ken: Oh I see..

They enter a room and see someone spinning on a chair.

Lil Krueger: Hello there Jedi Mods!
Ranakin: Chancellor! Were here to rescue you!
Krueger: O.K!
Voice: HALT!

The two Mods sees a Sith Lord! Its Human Vader!

Human Vader: Time to die Noobs!
Ranakin: The only noob here is you Noobie!
Ken: Ranakin shut up and fight!

To Be Continued!

Human Vader immediately leaped toward the two Jedi Mods. With Human Vader's curved lightsaber on his hand, he ignites it. He goes for a quick jump slash, but too late, the Jedi Mods rolled out of it. Ranakin slashes to the left and Ken did a 180 slash to the right. Human Vader easily blocked them. Human Vader gone for a quick right slash, jump stab, and force push. Ranakin's lightsaber clashed with Vader's right slash. Ken dodged the stab and the Jedi Mods jumped out of the Force Push.

KenThinking) I dont get it, hes better than this.
Human Vader: I hope Krueger knows what hes doing...

*2 hours ago*

Darth Imperius(Krueger): Human Vader, I want you to lose to Skywalker..
Human Vader: Your drunk arent ya?
Imperius: No Im not...
Human: Say hello to lightsaber *****!
Imperius: Hello Ligh--
A Jawa came out of nowhere and blocked it.
Jawa: Your drunk aren't ya.
Human Vader: Imperius wants me to lose to Ranakin Skywalker!
Jawa: Do what he says or I'll have to put crabs in your pants again!
HumanGrowls) Yes Master Janus

*Back to the fight!*

After 30 minutes of long battle it happened. Ranakin disarmed him by chopping off Vader's hands and his dick.

Vader: You idiot!
Krueger: Nice going Skywalker! Now kill him!
Ranakin: BUT BUT BUT
Vader: YOU RANAKIN YOU STUPIS ASS! YOU SHOULD KISS MY ASS!!!
Ranakin: Fook u!

Ranakin killed Vader by slicing his head off. Ranakin felt bad and freed Krueger. Wait...

Ranakin: Hey this isnt the prison chair! This is a regular chair!
Krueger: So?
Ranakin: WHY DIDNT U RUN!!?
Krueger: You nuts? Its a Jedi Knight and Jedi Master against a Sith Lord, I dont wanna miss that! Hey wheres Ken?
Ranakin: He got knocked out during the flashback when Imperius told Vader to lose.
Krueger: Huh?
Ranakin: Nevermind...

REVIEW PLEASE!

not to be mean or anything, but....

No... just no.

Originally posted by Nataku8188
No... just no.

Sucks doesnt it? Im not very good at this, im sorry. You see my true goal is become a director and kick Paul W.S Anderson's sorry ass.

That's not a very hard thing to do.

More 'Star Wars section problems!' than 'KMC Wars!' to me.