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sending spoony on you

I would rip off your ear, stick it up your ass, pull it out of your other ear, and then beat you to death with it. Then piss on you, because, well, i had to go.

Originally posted by BakaXero
sending spoony on you
Thats just horrable, not even Hitler diserves such a fate

Well how about splashing you with red paint?

........that wouldnt kill me

It would be appropriate.

how so?

Ignore your threads to point where you didn't feel it was necessary to post useless ones like this?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
I would rip off your ear, stick it up your ass, pull it out of your other ear, and then beat you to death with it. Then piss on you, because, well, i had to go.

I stick to it!

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Ignore your threads to point where you didn't feel it was necessary to post useless ones like this?

I like what Danzeke25 said but i would shit on you too

slowly

I'd Kill you with an Exploding Lobster

Originally posted by BakaXero
sending spoony on you Damn

I was gonna say that cause then it would be good for Spoony

Hide anti-coagulants in your drink and then prik you with a pin, and wacth you being slowly drained of your blood through the tip of your finger.

get her too walk up a hill and eat an Exploding Donut

Appetite

well

I would force you to eat this (alive)

Originally posted by s|m
I would force you to eat this (alive) yep I would have no appetite after that

Originally posted by BENITO
get her too walk up a hill and eat an Exploding Donut
thats all? An exploding doughnut? I have to admit, thats creative but I dont like any kind of doughnut, so I probably wouldnt eat it. And what importance did the hill have? What was its purpose in life?!

Throw several poisonous clams at you.

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.;.......................dead......................................thread..............................................

I'd moon you.

With my big hairy ass.

Originally posted by muserke
I'd moon you.

With my big hairy ass.
That takes the cake.

I'd probably force your head into a vat of human waste.

Originally posted by muserke
I'd moon you.

With my big hairy ass.
He said kill his apetite! Not Kill him completely!

I would pour hot gravy down your pants and fart in your face.

Who would want to kill you Neo?

i wouldn't........i'd let you suffer for eternity...

good call. tear out his spine and let him suffer.

killing is bad, mmmkay.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
good call. tear out his spine and let him suffer.
Him?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
good call. tear out his spine and let him suffer.


Neo is a Gurly Girl.

Indeed.

Originally posted by Backspace
I would pour hot gravy down your pants and fart in your face. EW

Okay, everybody knows I'm a very good guy, so...
How would you kill me? Be as detailed as you wish.
Just don't assrape me to death.

This is your chance to threaten me without getting banned!!
(Now I made this thread I'm not posting here again.)

Self-Pity thread.

Originally posted by overlord
Okay, everybody knows I'm a moron, so...
How would you kill me? Be as detailed as you wish.
Just don't assrape me to death.

This is your chance to threaten me without getting banned!!
(Now I made this thread I'm not posting here again.)

I dont even no you and i already hate you! *Ignites Lightsaber* Dead! Done! Its over

death

cut off ur weenis and feed it to eskimos while you have to unicycle on a rope over a pit of lions while i sit here realizing this makes no sense...

With a vengence...

i would.....eat yogurt in front of you

What's with all the death fantasies here? Come on, I can think of dozens of ways how I'll kill my self by accident, I don't need extra inspiration. And in the meanwhile I'd like to think nice and happy things, like how much pineapple I'm going to toss in the pan alongside my chicken wings today. For fuks sake, isn't there enough death in the world already?

people tell me i have prooblems... why am i posting here?

You have all been reported, MuhAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

i want to be killed by slowly bleeding to death like i am now... damn *falls over*

I'd destroy each and every one of your Horcruxes then come after you with my Patronus

AAAH BIG WORDS! MAKE IT STOP!

Originally posted by overlord
Okay, everybody knows I'm a very good guy, so...
How would you kill me? Be as detailed as you wish.
Just don't assrape me to death.

This is your chance to threaten me without getting banned!!
(Now I made this thread I'm not posting here again.) Who do you think you are.....Spoony ?!??!?!!?

SpellJammer would grapple you, and ram your head up Rosie O' Donnel's ass where you would suffocate, and she would be insulted and go on some rant about how this is anti-lesbianism or some "crap".

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Who do you think you are.....Spoony ?!??!?!!?

I had to change 'moron' to 'good guy' because someone screamed SELF PITY THREAD!!!!
Oopsy, now I have posted, now I really SHOULD be murdered!

Originally posted by overlord
I had to change 'moron' to 'good guy' because someone screamed SELF PITY THREAD!!!!
Oopsy, now I have posted, now I really SHOULD be murdered!

Any puckerred body oriface, a cactus and 2000 volts of direct current.

With Hamburger death stars

Power tool to the cranium.

The only way to go.

-AC

sticking your fingers into the electrical outlets


thats sounds like fun

i would sing japenese karaoke for hours to you

I would put polka on while we are taking a road trip to somewhere and I am driving so i control everything HAHAHAHAHAHa

That's just pure torture!! Can't you please kill me immediately!!
(in an original way of course)

i did do everything sum did to people in Sin City.

thats bad-ass.

I'll impale you on a spear...one of those long ones...and stick in the ground, so you can hang and die

Oh good, a self-pity thread.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Oh good, a self-pity thread.

No random quotes please, let's keep it interesting (for me).
C'mon moderators, how would you kill me?!!

Axe to the mouth.

-AC

Garotted with the E string of my guitar.

With your balls in calipers, dangling over a pool of hungry pirahnas, slowly lowerred in as a monkey gives you loads of paper cuts.

Originally posted by overlord
No random quotes please, let's keep it interesting (for me).
C'mon moderators, how would you kill me?!!

Moderators don't kill. They horribly maim.

How would I kill you?
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YAAAAYY!! More more!!

Bastard thread stealing *shouts rapid swearwords*

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=350735&highlight=how

Japanese torture style.

Tie you up in a cage horizontally and grow bamboo under you. As bamboo grows fast, it will slowly puncture your limbs and torso by week 1 and as a result you begin to bleed.

The scent you give off will attract hundreds of insects and by the second week you will stop bleeding as the insects soak up your blood, and gnarl on your sinew and rotting flesh.

By the third week you will still be alive but you will begin to suspended on the ever-growing bamboo as flies and mosquitos begin to lay eggs inside your body.

Shall i continue ?

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Garotted with the E string of my guitar.

With your balls in calipers, dangling over a pool of hungry pirahnas, slowly lowerred in as a monkey gives you loads of paper cuts.

HAHAHAHA

Originally posted by GCG
Japanese torture style.

Tie you up in a cage horizontally and grow bamboo under you. As bamboo grows fast, it will slowly puncture your limbs and torso by week 1 and as a result you begin to bleed.

The scent you give off will attract hundreds of insects and by the second week you will stop bleeding as the insects soak up your blood, and gnarl on your sinew and rotting flesh.

By the third week you will still be alive but you will begin to suspended on the ever-growing bamboo as flies and mosquitos begin to lay eggs inside your body.

Shall i continue ?
lmfao...

Originally posted by GCG
Japanese torture style.

Tie you up in a cage horizontally and grow bamboo under you. As bamboo grows fast, it will slowly puncture your limbs and torso by week 1 and as a result you begin to bleed.

The scent you give off will attract hundreds of insects and by the second week you will stop bleeding as the insects soak up your blood, and gnarl on your sinew and rotting flesh.

By the third week you will still be alive but you will begin to suspended on the ever-growing bamboo as flies and mosquitos begin to lay eggs inside your body.

Shall i continue ?
With or without food given?

Originally posted by DarkC
With or without food given?

No Food ; The bastard can soak up the rainwater from his dirty face.

or else try eat an insect passing by his oriface

i would not kill you i would just cut off your pecker and leave your testicles.

Originally posted by GCG
No Food ; The bastard can soak up the rainwater from his dirty face.

or else try eat an insect passing by his oriface
Then it's pretty much BS....the human body would die within two weeks without food.

How to kill you....Thats so easy!!! Werll first i would beat the livin crap out of you and grab a steel pipe and swing in against youre head, then I grab you and throw you off the second floor of the building, I go outside, Stomp you almost to death, I bloody knuckle punch you in the forehead until you bleed makin you look like garbage, then I would grab my gun and shoot youre leg. I will listen to youre yelling and agony. I will tie you to my car and drive to a beach, I untie you off the bumper and throw into the water while you are tied up with electic cord and stuff.

And thats how i would kill you....

Originally posted by DarkC
Then it's pretty much BS....the human body would die within two weeks without food.

wrong !

It takes more than that

You must have been up in the clouds during your lessons cause two is correct but its up to 2 MONTHS !

Oh yeah ; and its two weeks without WATER

Mhuhahahaha!! I have reported you all!!

btw im getting scaried.. fear

I will go first,

Chopping him up and putting him in a mixer and them putting his remains in cans and sell them to poor people to eat at the ''black market'' That would be fun

Have Him Mate for 40 days and 40 nights straight without pause.

After this there is still a 75% chance he does Die.

Drown him in Pepto Bismol.

Have him Drink Nitroglicerin.

Leave him in a room with Backfire overnight.

hammer fist to the top of the head works

Originally posted by bogen
hammer fist to the top of the head works

Nah that'll just knock him out.

club him to death with his own keyboard

poke him to death with his own threads

use the axe i bought from wrathful dwarf, on the head

kill him with ush's post count.

get coldfire to go, poet-fu on his ass

net bash him to death

spam his thread until he dies from frustration

Jesus Spam

Bogen, please refrain from posting numerous times in a row. Just use the edit button. If you continue, that is worthy of a warning, seeing as we DESPISE spammers at KMC.

Anyways...this thread isn't really appropriate anyways.

im sorry, i thought each thing deserved a new post cause it's a new way to kill K.diddy. won't do it again * scouts honor*
boil him in bettle juice

Okay, whatever.

Requesting for this to be closed, anyways...this'll only lead to bashing.

The only way to kill K.Diddy and his posts is a perm ban.

The most painful way of torturing him I can think of is educating him.

He better nurture some care, as Paola has already warned him not to open threads like these.

yeah, don't close it cause watevas said hear he deserves