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I went to kind of early,(a little to early.) Then I woke up and thought it was the next day, but it turns out it's 2 something, and now I can't go back to sleep. I will never go to sleep this early again!!!

Have your hoe's to <i>Entertain</i> you till you sleep. After all your a Pimp Master right? That means u have alot of hoes. If not your the biggest worst and Noob Pimp I eva seen.

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Have your hoe's to <i>Entertain</i> you till you sleep. After all your a Pimp Master right? That means u have alot of hoes. If not your the biggest worst and Noob Pimp I eva seen.

I have no Hoes, on Mondays. It's a pimp Rule.

Aww i cant sleep either..I got up at 5.30 cause my leg is bloody killing me and no-one is online and i cant sleep! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
I have no Hoes, on Mondays. It's a pimp Rule.

Nah uh! Dont even think about Uh Huh ING my Nah uh.

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Have your hoe's to <i>Entertain</i> you till you sleep. After all your a Pimp Master right? That means u have alot of hoes. If not your the biggest worst and Noob Pimp I eva seen. You, Of all people on this forum, Can Not call people Noobs.

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Nah uh! Dont even think about Uh Huh ING my Nah uh.


Uh Huh.

It's in the Pimp Handbook.

Most of my Pimping, is on Fridays, untill I get my own place, then I will have a Pimp fest.





to the other one. I thought it was the next day It's really bad when you wake up this early, and then you can't go back to sleep.

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Nah uh! Dont even think about Uh Huh ING my Nah uh.

Your sig freaks me out...No way am i going to bed now!

Originally posted by PimpXMaster


to the other one. I thought it was the next day It's really bad when you wake up this early, and then you can't go back to sleep.

It would have been fun if my baby was online...But alas he is not...

Originally posted by Enslaved
Your sig freaks me out...No way am i going to bed now!

1-2 Im coming for you, 3-4 better lock the door, 5-6 get your crucifix, 7-8 better stay up late....9-10 never sleep again.

11-12 go to hell

13-14 I just made brownies

Originally posted by SlipknoT
13-14 I just made brownies

Ryan chuck us a brownie pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
1-2 Im coming for you, 3-4 better lock the door, 5-6 get your crucifix, 7-8 better stay up late....9-10 never sleep again.

YOUR AN ARSE!!

Originally posted by Enslaved
Ryan chuck us a brownie pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

Since when were u a slave?

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Since when were u a slave?

since it says it in my name see enSLAVEd

Originally posted by Enslaved
since it says it in my name see enSLAVEd

A SexSlave

Originally posted by Enslaved
since it says it in my name see enSLAVEd

ah never noticed that...whos your master/mitress?

Originally posted by Enslaved
Ryan chuck us a brownie pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee They're magical brownies droolio

Originally posted by SlipknoT
13-14 I just made brownies

15-16 I just took a piss

god that sig creeps me out.....

I want browniesdisgust

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
ah never noticed that...whos your master/mitress?

I wanted to keep it a secret but

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
A SexSlave

Yes a sex slave..

Originally posted by Enslaved
Yes a sex slave..

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
I wanted to keep it a secret but

Well it aint you..It used to be linkalicious...but he was a mean master...wanted sex all the time..I got tired and ran away...

Originally posted by Enslaved
Well it aint you..It used to be linkalicious...but he was a mean master...wanted sex all the time..I got tired and ran away...

Hey, you get hour breaks, every so often.

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
15-16 I just took a piss 17-18 I ran out of Toilet paper so I'm using bath towels.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
17-18 I ran out of Toilet paper so I'm using bath towels.

I know what you mean. "Shit" like that happens.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
17-18 I ran out of Toilet paper so I'm using bath towels.

19-20 I just mastrubated and stained the back of the car seat.

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
19-20 I just mastrubated and stained the back of the car seat.

LIKE ew rob!?!

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Hey, you get hour breaks, every so often.

LOl! No my new master is much better than tht..i get long breaks..very long breaks..

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
19-20 I just mastrubated and stained the back of the car seat. 21-22 My balls are really itchy, I think I got Crabs from that hooker last night

Originally posted by SlipknoT
21-22 My balls are really itchy, I think I got Crabs from that hooker last night

RYAN why are you looking at me when u say that..?

23-24 I smacked rob with a ham sandwich and stole Slips socks

Originally posted by SlipknoT
13-14 I just made brownies

Originally posted by Enslaved
RYAN why are you looking at me when u say that..?
Oh please, you even know it's you.

Originally posted by Enslaved
LIKE ew rob!?!

Couldnt help it

Originally posted by SlipknoT
21-22 My balls are really itchy, I think I got Crabs from that hooker last night

23-24 My balls are practically carpet burned because that whore hasnt shaved in 8 years

Ok guys, this isn't a penis/balls thread.

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Ok guys, this isn't a penis/balls thread.

Lol..as someone said to me once...You make it and they will cum..

euro

Not to metion names, but some of you need to get laid.

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Not to metion names, but some of you need to get laid.

what is tht..you speak off!



and replied to your friends thread..

Originally posted by PimpXMaster
Not to metion names, but some of you need to get laid. Dude, Its been 2 ****ing months for me...I'm dyin


25-26 Rob got herpes from Mist

27-28 slip was mists sex mate...

29-30 Robs a big Doo Doo head

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Dude, Its been 2 ****ing months for me...I'm dyin


25-26 Rob got herpes from Mist

dude, you still haven't gotten laidjawdrop

31-32 slip eats Doo Doo

Haha, Its only been 2 days since then...Gimme time, Once school comes around the Puss will be lined up at the door for me.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
29-30 Robs a big Doo Doo head


33-34 Slip and rob came back for more.....

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Haha, Its only been 2 days since then...Gimme time, Once school comes around the Puss will be lined up at the door for me.

I hope so dude cuz that's just sad

2 Months isnt THAT long

Originally posted by SlipknoT
2 Months isnt THAT long

**** I have gone half a year before

Well technically I went 14 years, but that dosent count

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well technically I went 14 years, but that dosent count


You bet me by a year you bastard!!!!!

well its been 11 months for me..

HOLY SHIT!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
HOLY SHIT!

I just havent found any one im willing to give my sef to..

Originally posted by Enslaved
well its been 11 months for me..

WHAT...NO WAY shockingshockingshocking...i can't go with sex for more than week

forgot the (out)

Originally posted by Leo.M
WHAT...NO WAY shockingshockingshocking...i can't go with sex for more than week

Your hand must be starting to hurt

Originally posted by kmcdude
Your hand must be starting to hurt

ha ha...at lest I've had sex this week

Originally posted by Enslaved
I just havent found any one im willing to give my sef to.. Eh...

Originally posted by Leo.M
ha ha...at lest I've had sex this week

I would honestly be suprised

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Eh...

i havent met anyone im willing to have sex with..

Originally posted by kmcdude
I would honestly be suprised

your just julous cuz I'm a ladysman

holiday

Originally posted by Enslaved
i havent met anyone im willing to have sex with.. Hey Baby

Originally posted by Enslaved
i havent met anyone im willing to have sex with..

What kind of guys do you like?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Hey Baby

see this is way you haven't had sex in long time

Originally posted by Leo.M
your just julous cuz I'm a ladysman

12 yr old girls dont count

hahaha shut up

This is damn funny

Originally posted by Leo.M
What kind of guys do you like?

well i dont really have a taste.. But my past stops me from just givingit to anyone..I want to be in love big time before i give my self to them in a sexual way.

Originally posted by kmcdude
12 yr old girls dont count

don't say things like that, I like them to be 16 to 21, and maybe 15

Originally posted by Enslaved
i havent met anyone im willing to have sex with..

I am willing to have sex

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Hey Baby

Ryan you will have to try harder then that

Originally posted by Leo.M
don't say things like that, I like them to be 16 to 21, and maybe 15


U would like them more if u HAD one hey?

Originally posted by Enslaved
Ryan you will have to try harder then that Erm uh, Eh.....Wanna Breed

I have to say...KMCdude is owning so far...

Originally posted by Enslaved
Ryan you will have to try harder then that

see told you

Aww ryan. Your making e giggle not gettign me horny! Lmfao>

Originally posted by Sir Mist
I have to say...KMCdude is owning so far...


Let's face it..............when DONT I?

Enslaved this is for you serenadehugflowers

Originally posted by Leo.M
Enslaved this is for you serenadehugflowers

aw thank you.

but i kinda have a age limit on my men..17-23

what i lik emy men kinda younger than me.. Older men scare me

Originally posted by Enslaved
aw thank you.

but i kinda have a age limit on my men..17-23

what i lik emy men kinda younger than me.. Older men scare me

can we kind of drop this talk about my sex life...or lack of it.

Originally posted by Enslaved
aw thank you.

but i kinda have a age limit on my men..17-23

what i lik emy men kinda younger than me.. Older men scare me


hysterical

Originally posted by Enslaved
can we kind of drop this talk about my sex life...or lack of it.


Never

ok, if you want

Originally posted by Enslaved
aw thank you.

but i kinda have a age limit on my men..17-23

what i lik emy men kinda younger than me.. Older men scare me

your welcome

Originally posted by kmcdude
hysterical

why you laughing. i wsnt knocking himback just saying i like my men legal

lol Legal

Originally posted by Enslaved
why you laughing. i wsnt knocking himback just saying i like my men legal


I dont care either way

It does not effect my life,if u hit the guy or bang himhysterical

Originally posted by Enslaved
why you laughing. i wsnt knocking himback just saying i like my men legal

Forget them, there just some guys that can't get laid

Ghrr you guys are too much your making me laugh and my foot hurts..

Originally posted by Leo.M
Forget them, there just some guys that can't get laid


hysterical

Originally posted by kmcdude
hysterical

hay the Truth harts man

Originally posted by Leo.M
Forget them, there just some guys that can't get laid

If you get laid so EASY............what the **** are you doing wasting time on off-topichysterical

It's 2:30 a.m and it's monday....HELLO