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Proof Psychology is tosh as if we needed it after the last thread

i am crazy

Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
Proof Psychology is tosh as if we needed it after the last thread

aww damnit!! shot myself in the foot with my own thread!!

(i believe in pyshology .. seeing as how i am insane myself shifty)

That'S just so bad...how any sane people are on Mental Asylums.....it's horrible....

Originally posted by Bardock42
That'S just so bad...how any sane people are on Mental Asylums.....it's horrible....
I agree

I'd like to visit just for fun.............bet you'd get some great conversations in there.

i had to do a rotation in a psych ward for nursing school.. sheesh there are some NUTJOBS out there

I knew someone who did that too......could be quite scarey, but still, who's to say who's crazy or who's not.....maybe different levels of crazy....I think I've spoken to some of them...

I still think it would be interesting to visit......maybe tooooo many movies for me.

Originally posted by bilb
i had to do a rotation in a psych ward for nursing school.. sheesh there are some NUTJOBS out there

and on here, now I have to get back to talking to Napoleon Bonaparte

I talk to immobile objects..

Originally posted by debbiejo
I talk to immobile objects..

i got you beat. i scream at my walls in german

watch the movie "manic". its about a psych ward

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
i got you beat. i scream at my walls in german
I do that too......

I ask trees how their doing???????...really...

Originally posted by debbiejo


I ask trees how their doing???????...really...

And you kill Roosters...lets not forget that

Only mean peckers........But honestly.....I am a sensitive person.....

I think crazy people could make a boring day more exciting.....wish I knew some.....OH...but wait.....KMC....who knows what's lurking.

Nurses and Profs who studied Psychiatry, need 'loons' to keep their jobs. The more there are, the more reasons staff have to ask for Pay rise and benefits.

I dont believe that all Mental Hospital patients are cuckoo ; some criminals have themselves be dubbed as crazy as to avoid jail. After an operation some normal people, who for some reason dont feel they are back to normal, get dubbed crazy by their own families and get locked away. Even women suffering from post-natal depression were misinterpreted as loons.

Originally posted by bilb


so how do you prove your 'sanity'?



I guess that would involve proving to the staff that one has improved.

On the first day, thrash the place to bits and then gradually become normal over an extended period of time

The game is not to prove that one is sane, it is to prove that one is less insane than those around him.

Originally posted by GCG
Nurses and Profs who studied Psychiatry, need 'loons' to keep their jobs. The more there are, the more reasons staff have to ask for Pay rise and benefits.


umm gotta disagree with ya there babe.. like i said i DID work in a mental hospital and if you really do doubt that there are that many crazy folks in the world.. i suggest you go hang out in one all day every day for 3 months.. i think you would change your opinion very fast..

fact is.. as a NURSE.. i really would have much rather had less and more preferably NO patients at all & been more than happy to be out of a job due to noone being sick

Originally posted by bilb
suggest you go hang out in one all day every day for 3 months.. i think you would change your opinion very fast..

fact is.. as a NURSE.. i really would have much rather had less and more preferably NO patients at all & been more than happy to be out of a job due to noone being sick

I went 3 times a week to visit a friend. He wasnt even supposed to be there. some of them kepst asking for a cigarette. and it WAS ALWAYS ASKING FOR A CIGARETTE !

The nurses just seemes to give the pills and thats it !

As i was saying (cause i was interrupted by someone who urgently needed to send an e-mail) I went about 3 times a week to visit a friend. He wasnt even supposed to be there.

Reason being that he had a cist the size of a small peach removed. After the operation, he could not get back to terms with life. So the Doctors had him check in the Mental Unit.

During the visits, I noticed that patients were fed and allowed to watch TV. but i could hardly see any staff around. Staff were only there to feed patients and give them medication. And as per my friend Cliff, he only saw the the specialist 1 a week. And after the visit it was pills and more pills.

He was realeased from the mental unit but was not the same pwerson i knew. He mwas more closed up and hated going out. When we finally managed to get him out he would do a ' David Copperfield ' on us and vanish into thin air. After looking everywhere, his mum called to say he was at home . On his birthday at his mum's restaurant, would you believe that he escaped out of the kitchen window and ran home again ? im saying agaion cause he did it a number of times.

Then another friend of mine calls me up when im at work and gives the bad news that Cliff jumped off the 4th floor of his apartment.


What i mean is that these Menatl Hospital staff should be there cause they want to be there. The Specialists prescribe more medication for commission on the sold drugs and attention to life becomes an attention to extras.

sounds to me like your friend has some very serious issues and was getting really poor care.. and nurses arent allowed to anything more than what the doctor orders.. every pill, every everything has to be specifically written out by an MD and the nurse has to follow that.. least thats how it is here

Do you know that hanging around a paranoid person tends to make one a little paranoid too?.....Until...you get ahold of yourself that is....Kinda freaky..

Makes you feel like....should I be worried about this too?...Cause they make you feel like there's something wrong with you if your not worried about it...Rushing to the doctors all the time too.

Well, I saw the thread title and that debs had posted. I figured it would be two solid pages of debs trying to prove it, but it doesn't look like she has.

Not when I have no one to talk to.....It's lonely in the new west wing...Just me, the white coats and my pc....but the food is good...don't give you silverware though....I have to behave...I don't like those white straight jackets....I like to be free...free....

I see they give you an Internet usage priviledge. One question: Who types for you with the straitjacket on?

I'm pretty good with a plastic spoon in my mouth.... ...though I hate it when that happens......man...they won't even give you a comb in here......The furnitures friendly enough....the lamp always has bright ideas....My bed just lays there and says nothing.....I really like the chair though.....I named em..Billybob....

Hey debs, on your way to the Rubber Room today, could you swing by Block C-9 and drop off some baby food for me? Today's art day. Thanks!

Mannnn...you get baby food to play with......They took art day away from me....They caught me smelling glue again......I can bring some glue by...I have a hidden stash.....My clock never tells on me...never tells.....Hey....I learned a new song.....look....


Donnie Iris Lyrics

Shock Treatment Lyrics



Look in my eyes and tell me I'm not crazy
Too many shock treatments he's insane
Stow away my pills doctor don't be lazy
Stick him with your needles man he digs the pain
And I hit the consultation what a dream vacation
It doesn't matter even if it rains
Cause I didn't spend no money
He just admitted that he was deranged

But the doctor said I'm sorry son
It's time that you were leaving
Now pack up all your bags
Cause we need your bed this evening

Get it on
Oh get it on
Get it on
Get it on
Oh get it on
Get it on
Get it on

Oh no

Doctor don't you think that I'm much too aggressive
Better lock him up before he hurts someone
Face it I'm a schizophrenic manic depressive
Get him outa here he gonna screw things up
It's too late for me to change it
You'll have to call my agent
He worked so hard to get him booked in here
Just cancel my other engagements
Looks like it's gonna be another bad year

Well you're really not that crazy man
You might as well admit it yeah
Now half the people in the world
should have themselves committed

Get it on
Oh get it on
Get it on
Get it on
Oh get it on
Get it on
Get it on

Shock Treatment!
Now I don't even remember my name
Oh what a shame that I lost all my brains

Shock Treatment
It's giving me the treatment Give him shock treatment
Let's give him one more treatment
Give him back his
Give him back his gun
Get him outa here
Now he's gonna hurt someone
Shock Treatment
It's giving me the treatment
Give him shock treatment
Let's give him one more treatment
Tell it to the medic
It's happening one more time yeah
You know that you'll be another Frankenstein

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
i got you beat. i scream at my walls in german

I used to do that until they replied that they couldn't understand me as they were English walls.... then they turned into a table full of blamonge dishes..

wow, that's an amazing story. I was in a psych ward once (just to pick up my uncle, who was quite schitzo) anyhow, nurses would walk by, and I wanted to shout "I'm not nuts, I'm just picking somebody up" but that would have just made them sure that I was nuts. Damn, I hated all those patronizing smiles they gave me.

I want to go to a mental asylum, kill some assholes, and blame it on my malfunctioning brain..

You'll thank me later when taxes are spent on something worthwhile..

Little children who bite are schitzo.......

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I used to do that until they replied that they couldn't understand me as they were English walls.... then they turned into a table full of blamonge dishes..

To hell with that, sexy nurses takign care of me and listening to my babbling, bathing me, giving me free food....I'll be crazy, thank you very much.

Originally posted by BackFire
To hell with that, sexy nurses takign care of me and listening to my babbling, bathing me, giving me free food....I'll be crazy, thank you very much.

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