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JUST TO GET THE MESSAGE CLEAR, I'M MEXICAN AND IN NO WAY A RACIST

We did an activity today in Art History about making buildings with clay, rocks, wood etc... and we were supposed to work with people that we don't talk a lot in teams of three. So when the activity was over the teacher said: "I bet it was easy for all of you to work together because you share the same cultural background but try to imagine working with an american and an arab at the same time. And I stupidly said: I would've slept through the activity, the american would've invaded my chair and the arabian would have put a bomb inside our little model building. While that got me roaring laughs from my classmates it also got me kickedout from class. I spent the rest of the period reading The Da Vinci Code.

You were kicked out because it got a laugh from the others. Teachers hate that.

no2, should have stuck to the mexican one...

Yeah specially since the teacher is American.

teachers do not like it when you through the points they are trying to make out the window. No matter who they are.

dude that is awesome rotflmaoclapping

Originally posted by Movie_Geek_
teachers do not like it when you through the points they are trying to make out the window. No matter who they are.

one time back after the 9/11 crap when everyone was talking about the right of muslims to wear those muslim headgear things, my teacher wanted to discuss the topic. i replied: "They can't wear them if I can't wear my pointy hood." unfortunately, she was a sensitive jew... i got in trouble...BIG time

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
one time back after the 9/11 crap when everyone was talking about the right of muslims to wear those muslim headgear things, my teacher wanted to discuss the topic. i replied: "They can't wear them if I can't wear my pointy hood." unfortunately, she was a sensitive jew... i got in trouble...BIG time

lordy. that takes balls. well played.

Originally posted by mysterio69
lordy. that takes balls. well played.

they almost took my balls...

Rascit Jokes aren't always funny .You should be careful of what you say.

the only thing close to this was when i got suspended for telling my teacher i wanted to bang his wife sideways. he didn't see the sheer hilarity in it, unfortunately. i tried to stay awy from the racial stuff, no matter how funny the jokes can be. i'm white, and was a minority in my highschool. racial humor wouldn't go over well.

i....
i....i....
I don't get it......

If said in a sarcastic manner it wouldn't be racist at all... just making fun of the stereotypes.

Originally posted by X-Menfan87
Rascit Jokes aren't always funny .You should be careful of what you say.

actually, racism is supposed to be acceptable now. believe me however, i am DEFINITELY not a racist. or sexist, in fact i fight sexual discrimination all the time. i dont mean "get my dinner *****" stuff, simply people who even state that men and women are different. its that kind of mentallity that makes sexism possible. i am also against the fact that women cannot combat in the army (but im against everything the army does, so i dont know if that counts), job discrimination, rape laws (the man-woman discrimination in them), and even things that women benefit from, like "ladies first", "never hit a woman", "woman are the child bearers and deserve the child". but im not racist, racism doesnt offend me, i even hear and tell racist jokes. but yours is tops

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
actually, racism is supposed to be acceptable now. believe me however, i am DEFINITELY not a racist. or sexist, in fact i fight sexual discrimination all the time. i dont mean "get my dinner *****" stuff, simply people who even state that men and women are different. its that kind of mentallity that makes sexism possible. i am also against the fact that women cannot combat in the army (but im against everything the army does, so i dont know if that counts), job discrimination, rape laws (the man-woman discrimination in them), and even things that women benefit from, like "ladies first", "never hit a woman", "woman are the child bearers and deserve the child". but im not racist, racism doesnt offend me, i even hear and tell racist jokes. but yours is tops

Racism, acceptible?... What decade are you living in?... it is accepted less now then ever.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
one time back after the 9/11 crap when everyone was talking about the right of muslims to wear those muslim headgear things, my teacher wanted to discuss the topic. i replied: "They can't wear them if I can't wear my pointy hood." unfortunately, she was a sensitive jew... i got in trouble...BIG time Holy crap! Me too!

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
no, people are supposed to accept beliefs and opinions now. never said they liked them more

Racism is hardly a belief or opinion... and Racism itself doens't accept other "beliefs and opinions"...

We live in a very PC world now.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
the klan is allowed to parade the streets, nazis can wear swazikas any where they want,...sounds accepted to me.
It's the freedom of speech. People can say they are racist doesn't mean that it is accepted.

Originally posted by Movie_Geek_
It's the freedom of speech. People can say they are racist doesn't mean that it is accepted.

yes, it is accepted. it has been accepted for a time now...

Racism is NOT accepted in a modern day society...

End of.

yes it is. simple concept to comprehend

If you really think that... You need help.

It isn't.

Never has been and never will be

... what country are you people from?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
... what country are you people from?

England...

U.S.

I've been there myself. I told this nasty jewish joke and got kicked out. Wanna' hear it?

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I've been there myself. I told this nasty jewish joke and got kicked out. Wanna' hear it?

sure, go ahead

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?










































































Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?










































































Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

lol

The real story of Hanzel and Gretal:
Witch:"I'm going to put you in my oven and cook you!"
Hanzel:"Va, it vill neva vwork. Vee tried zat during un vwar vith za Jews. Ze Americuns vill come und bash von face een, yah."

Originally posted by Pablo G
And I stupidly said: I would've slept through the activity, the american would've invaded my chair and the arabian would have put a bomb inside our little model building. While that got me roaring laughs from my classmates it also got me kickedout from class. I spent the rest of the period reading The Da Vinci Code. People are way to Politicaly Correct these days.

Becareful laughing at it!

A lot of people here kept hitting me over the head for telling it.

There are worse out there trust me I have heard them. People get offended to easily.

Originally posted by Movie_Geek_
There are worse out there trust me I have heard them. People get offended to easily.

indeed, i agree with you there. we should learn to laugh at ourselves. i have made millions of white people jokes. i dont care. we're all people.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?










































































Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Originally posted by Movie_Geek_
teachers do not like it when you through the points they are trying to make out the window. No matter who they are.

This is the main point.

Back in highschool i went to school with a cool t-shirt. On the front there's a NO swastika sign (the swastika in a circle with a slash on it). Around the Swastika it says "**** your Nationality" and on the back of the t-shirt it says "Anti-Nazi League". The teachers didn't have anything to say, but the principal saw me, walked over to me and said that i shouldn't come to school with that t-shirt again, that it's offensive. I explained it's an ANTI-nazi shirt......but she didn't care much. Oh well......of course i came back to school with it. After all, i had that b1tch in my backpocket

~wickerman~

Originally posted by BlackC@t
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?










































































Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

That's f*cked up man. You shouldn't say shit like that. That's not something to be laughing about. What happened to the Jews is something that shouldn't be joked around with.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?










































































Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

That's some messed up stuff. Don't go around saying stuff like that.

Originally posted by Wickerman
This is the main point.

Back in highschool i went to school with a cool t-shirt. On the front there's a NO swastika sign (the swastika in a circle with a slash on it). Around the Swastika it says "**** your Nationality" and on the back of the t-shirt it says "Anti-Nazi League". The teachers didn't have anything to say, but the principal saw me, walked over to me and said that i shouldn't come to school with that t-shirt again, that it's offensive. I explained it's an ANTI-nazi shirt......but she didn't care much. Oh well......of course i came back to school with it. After all, i had that b1tch in my backpocket

~wickerman~
:lol; teachers do not care much about what you have on at school. A friend of mine did get in trouble for having a hoody with Homer choking Bart on it. I do not know why, the teacher said it promoted violence?

Originally posted by BlackC@t
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?


Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven. Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
lol

How can you possibly see that as funny.... You're sick man

Originally posted by Pablo G
JUST TO GET THE MESSAGE CLEAR, I'M MEXICAN AND IN NO WAY A RACIST

We did an activity today in Art History about making buildings with clay, rocks, wood etc... and we were supposed to work with people that we don't talk a lot in teams of three. So when the activity was over the teacher said: "I bet it was easy for all of you to work together because you share the same cultural background but try to imagine working with an american and an arab at the same time. And I stupidly said: I would've slept through the activity, the american would've invaded my chair and the arabian would have put a bomb inside our little model building. While that got me roaring laughs from my classmates it also got me kickedout from class. I spent the rest of the period reading The Da Vinci Code.

Truly an awesome call!

Well worth the boot from class.

I AM A RACIST AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

Originally posted by RagnaViper
I AM A RACIST AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and hope and pray to God you're joking.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and hope and pray to God you're joking.

~wickerman~

You can "hope and pray" all you want.

Originally posted by RagnaViper
You can "hope and pray" all you want.



Wow........well then.........your choice......you're entitled to it, regardless of my opinion.

~wickerman~

I didn't make the joke up! cursing

I asked who would like to hear it and he wanted to so I told it!

Of course America wouldn't find it funny, there are a lot of jewish people over there. But over in NZ that joke kills.

Originally posted by Wickerman
After all, i had that b1tch in my backpocket

~wickerman~

how do you know when a taliban becomes a man?














































































when he takes his diaper off and stickks it on his head

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Are we doing bad races jokes? I have one of the worst.

6 black people died in a car crash. Why is that a waste?

Cuz there could've been one more black person.

One of the worst jokes ever. Someone said it to me and I wanted to kill them so bad. that makes me madder than a retard at Mcdonalds trying to order Biiggie fries......"i won wiggie fifes!!!"

Originally posted by justjakk
that makes me madder than a retard at Mcdonalds trying to order Biiggie fries......"i won wiggie fifes!!!"

shock

Originally posted by justjakk
that makes me madder than a retard at Mcdonalds trying to order Biiggie fries......"i won wiggie fifes!!!"




Nice.

Originally posted by justjakk
that makes me madder than a retard at Mcdonalds trying to order Biiggie fries......"i won wiggie fifes!!!"

LET'S PUT A STOP TO BAD JOKES NOW BEFORE THEY GET ANY WORSE!

Originally posted by RagnaViper
LET'S PUT A STOP TO BAD JOKES NOW BEFORE THEY GET ANY WORSE! dude, you sound about as irritated as a 3-legged dog trying to burry a turd in a frozen lake.

Originally posted by justjakk
dude, you sound about as irritated as a 3-legged dog trying to burry a turd in a frozen lake.

What an elaborate post? Did you take lessons?

are we posting racist jokes here?

How many Jews can you fit in a volkswagon?








































All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

oooooo........i sense something via the force......

Originally posted by RagnaViper
What an elaborate post? Did you take lessons? no, but if you hum a few bars i'll fake it

pablo is that right o well anyway i dont get your teacher that is hilariouse cuz im a white american and the whole chair thing is true that was funny i got your back on this one thats all i got to say

Originally posted by BlackC@t
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?



all i have to say to that is NO thatsnot right man










































































Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

I'm not racist and I really dislike people that are racist, but racist jokes are freaking funny so I love to tell them too (^_^)

These posts are sick.

Man those jewish jokes are messed up, I mean I don't care making fun of the stereotypes of jewish persons, but holocaust jokes aren't funny unless you make un of "ZE NAZIS"

I once heard one that goes "You know what looks better than apples hanging from apple trees? A black man"


Im not rascist...just heard it....

Pablo G..

stop bumping this dumb ass thread!!

If this is so dumb then why go in it ? *******.

Originally posted by RagnaViper
What an elaborate post? Did you take lessons?

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
How many Jews can you fit in a volkswagon?








































All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

Dude, I got in trouble because I was in spanish class and my teacher didn't want me hanging around with the black people. I was like, "Why?" and she said I was acting like a wigger. I was like, i find the term wigger to be offensive, we prefer to be called wegros. I got suspended and we all lived unhappily ever after.

THE END

Originally posted by Pablo G
JUST TO GET THE MESSAGE CLEAR, I'M MEXICAN AND IN NO WAY A RACIST

We did an activity today in Art History about making buildings with clay, rocks, wood etc... and we were supposed to work with people that we don't talk a lot in teams of three. So when the activity was over the teacher said: "I bet it was easy for all of you to work together because you share the same cultural background but try to imagine working with an american and an arab at the same time. And I stupidly said: I would've slept through the activity, the american would've invaded my chair and the arabian would have put a bomb inside our little model building. While that got me roaring laughs from my classmates it also got me kickedout from class. I spent the rest of the period reading The Da Vinci Code.
One time my friend said Jesus in class and got kicked out

my nose started bleeding and the b*tch teacher made me go to the counselor for a drug test! (Yes, the same damn spanish teacher.)

Shut up wigger

I have heard many racist jokes in my life. I've even told some, but not in a mean sort of way. More like the hilarious type. There was a group of three seniors in band with me last year. Two were black, one white. They made racist jokes about black people all the time and all three laughed at them. They made white jokes, too. Just to be fair.
I think that racism is somewhat socially acceptable in the teenage world. But adults and anyone younger than pre-teen rarely think so.

Bump.

why are you bumping this ? renske

Because it's a Pablo G thread.

and that should mean something renske ?

Originally posted by Pablo G
JUST TO GET THE MESSAGE CLEAR, I'M MEXICAN AND IN NO WAY A RACIST

We did an activity today in Art History about making buildings with clay, rocks, wood etc... and we were supposed to work with people that we don't talk a lot in teams of three. So when the activity was over the teacher said: "I bet it was easy for all of you to work together because you share the same cultural background but try to imagine working with an american and an arab at the same time. And I stupidly said: I would've slept through the activity, the american would've invaded my chair and the arabian would have put a bomb inside our little model building. While that got me roaring laughs from my classmates it also got me kickedout from class. I spent the rest of the period reading The Da Vinci Code.


luv it

good book


i got kicked out once for the same thing



"a black guy and a mexicain is in a car.

whos driving?











the cops

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple

luv it

good book


i got kicked out once for the same thing



"a black guy and a mexicain is in a car.

whos driving?











the cops

Assault from Precinct 13 rip-off.

i have no problem with racial jokes. any group that takes themselves so seriously that they cant take a little ribbing needs to lighten up. but all these 'jokes' about holocaust victims and hanging black men are just f***ed up.
you have to be a real a$$hole to laugh at such tragedy.